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Chapter 467

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"The world's fools are truly as numerous as the scavengers in the river! Nansang Middle School is full of talent."

After leaving Class 20 with Lin Li, who was tossing the "precious misprint coin" in his hand, and walking out of the classroom into the corridor, Bai Bufan couldn't help but sigh:

"I thought that after our Class 4 was sealed and forced to be normal, it would be hard for the school fair to have anything particularly interesting. I didn't expect that I overestimated Class 4 and underestimated Nansang Middle School."

"Old Jian, oh Old Jian, I don't know if you'll be surprised by this after you're in the afterlife. One Class 4 falls, and thousands upon thousands of Class 4s will rise up."

"But I do feel a bit of a sense of crisis now. In the future, our Class 4 will have to work even harder!"

Bai Bufan was still very steady. To prevent Xue Jian from being nearby, he specifically looked around the corridor before saying the latter part.

"Are you sure the one with the sense of crisis is you, and not Xue Jian?"

Hearing that Bai Bufan still planned to press on, Lin Li couldn't hold back his laughter as he retorted.

"It's better for everyone to be in danger than for one person to be in danger alone," Bai Bufan laughed happily. "If everyone starts to feel a sense of crisis, we can supervise and improve each other."

Whether Bai Bufan improves or not, Lin Li didn't really care, but he believed from the bottom of his heart that Xue Jian really couldn't improve anymore.

If Xue Jian continued to improve, it would evolve to a level where "even Lin Li would find it tricky."

With some time left before his own group's shift, Lin Li and Bai Bufan continued to stroll along the classes.

They didn't encounter any school fair projects as interesting as those in Class 14 and Class 20.

It was clear that when the ultimate goal of a class school fair project is to make money, it's hard for it to be interesting; you can't have both the bear's paw and the fish.

Since they were all wandering in the Grade 10 area, meeting was inevitable. When he saw the "three people" in another class's classroom, Lin Li stepped forward and greeted them with a smile:

"Yo, what a coincidence, you guys are still alive today too."

"Yeah, what a coincidence." Ding Sihan rolled her eyes upon hearing this, then lowered her head to continue picking out items.

Yingbao was still the best baby in the world and was much more polite; she gave him a sweet smile. Compared to Ding Zi, the difference was immediately clear.

Forget it, it's clear even without comparison.

He looked up and glanced at the class's poster.

Lin Li lowered his voice and looked at Bai Bufan: "Bufan, I think sometimes there's no need to use artistic fonts."

Bai Bufan also looked up in the direction Lin Li was looking at upon hearing this, and then laughed knowingly.

—The project for this class was theoretically supposed to be a "Flea Market," but to be honest, looking at it with the naked eye, after the lettering was modified with artistic fonts, it looked more like a "Vibrator Market."

This is definitely pornographic, right?

I don't know if this class did it on purpose or by accident; surely not an entire class failed to see the ambiguity?

Seeing that the people present were acquaintances, Lin Li stepped forward and asked one of the sales clerks, Pan Yuwen:

"Hello, is this a flea market?"

"Yeah, Lin Li?" Pan Yuwen greeted him after seeing it was Lin Li. Seeing Lin Li's gaze starting to scan the merchandise, he asked enthusiastically: "What are you looking for?"

Lin Li: "I want to buy a flea."

Bai Bufan, who followed behind, laughed out loud.

You still dare to ask what Lin Li is looking for? He's looking for trouble!

But what Lin Li and Bai Bufan didn't expect was that Pan Yuwen's eyes lit up upon hearing this. After saying "Wait a moment," he immediately turned and went to the classroom's storage cabinet to rummage for something.

Then, in Lin Li's shocked gaze, he brought over two small boxes, shook them in front of his eyes to confirm the product, and handed them over:

"Come on, Lin Li, here are four fleas I caught on a stray cat yesterday. Two are still alive, and two seem to be asleep. How about this, we're all buddies—you buy one live one, and I'll give you a dead one for free!

What do you say? One, or pack them all up?"

Lin Li: "(゜▽゜)!?"

Holy crap, you actually have them.

Looking at Pan Yuwen's excited expression, it was as if he had been waiting for a long time.

After reacting, Lin Li also smiled and nodded, took the coin from his pocket, and flicked it to Pan Yuwen with his thumb:

"Good job, here's a reward. Even if it's just out of respect for you specifically preparing this, this precious misprint coin is now yours."

"Misprint coin? What's misprinted about it?"

"It's printed on the front..."

"This is just a damn ordinary coin," Pan Yuwen sighed the same way, but still nodded with satisfaction. "But it's enough. Then this flea is yours."

"No, no, I couldn't possibly want this thing." Lin Li didn't take it; he had no use for this stuff. He leaned his upper body in slightly and pointed at his own eyes for Pan Yuwen:

"Yuwen, what can you see in my eyes?"

"Eye boogers?"

"You are really vulgar," Lin Li said, pulling away in disgust, then snapped his fingers and gave the correct answer: "There are lice hidden in my eyes."

"And how could a man who has been loved by lice still look down on fleas? So you should keep them yourself."

"Then you are very unhygienic," Pan Yuwen laughed, but didn't force it. "Then I'll keep them myself and continue to wait for someone destined."

"Speaking of hidden lice, I have to mention my Brother Fei. Lin Li, do you know the conversation between Erii and Lu Mingfei? I heard it made 100,000 people cry." Bai Bufan raised his chin and asked upon hearing this.

"You tell me?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with interest.

"Erii once asked Lu Mingfei: Sakura, what are your criteria for a partner?

Lu Mingfei replied: Red hair, pretty.

Erii was very happy: I meet both, anything else?

Lu Mingfei nodded: Nothing else.

Erii was even happier: I meet that too qaq."

Lin Li, Pan Yuwen: "o. o?"

The most emaciated character under Jiang Nan's pen suddenly became vivid and cute in Bai Bufan's few descriptions. Perhaps this is what a great writer is.

Lin Li nodded in approval and couldn't help but give a thumbs up, and by the way, also raised his index, middle, ring, and little fingers—

However, Bai Bufan's agility points were quite high, and he successfully dodged Lin Li's slap.

"Bufan, I have some connections at Nansang Middle School."

"What a coincidence, I have one too."

"..."

"Are you guys not done shopping yet?" After playing around for a while, seeing that the three of them still hadn't moved, Lin Li curiously leaned behind Chen Yuying, placed his hands on her shoulders, and asked.

"Sihan is still bargaining." Chen Yuying looked up at Lin Li and smiled, pointing at Ding Sihan to explain.

"Classmate, can you make it cheaper?"

"Thirty is already very cheap."

Ding Sihan was holding a "goods" badge with a transparent plastic case; she was currently communicating the price with the owner of the item.

So-called "goods" is a transliteration of "goods." In human terms, all two-dimensional merchandise can be called "goods." According to unofficial history, the "goods" of characters who have already died are called "Guiguzi," and "badge" is also a transliteration, referring to a pin.

He glanced at the character on the badge; it seemed to be the male lead of a domestic otome romance game.

"Ding Zi plays this too?" Lin Li asked curiously.

"No, she has a friend who likes this, and she bought it to give to her friend." Chen Yuying explained.

"Selling a badge for thirty, the money of us two-dimensional fans is indeed easy to earn." Bai Bufan sighed with a smile from the side.

Ding Sihan was still engaged in a price tug-of-war.

Seeming to feel Ding Sihan's sincerity, the girl pondered and looked at Ding Sihan earnestly:

"Classmate, how about this? Seeing that you sincerely want it, I'll give you the cost price."

"Hmm? Can you?" Ding Sihan's eyes lit up. She was already prepared to give up; students ultimately couldn't bring themselves to keep bargaining. She didn't expect a turnaround?

"I can."

"Alright, then how much?"

The girl: "800."

Ding Sihan's action of taking out her phone stiffened: "?"

Ding Sihan looked at the girl in disbelief, but what she didn't expect was that the girl's eyes were even sadder:

"I'm not lying to you. The cost price of this badge for me is 800. I didn't exaggerate by even one yuan. Back then, it was considered a 'seaview room' item, and 800 was a hot commodity. As a result, the incompetent company chose to reprint and resell it many times, so it fell to this price...

Classmate, selling this on Xianyu can be a bit higher than 30, but I just don't want to spend the time and effort to mail it..."

"Stop talking, stop talking! I'll buy it! Thirty! I won't bargain anymore, I'm sorry, I won't bargain! I'll scan it for you right now!"

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