Chapter 468

Question: What is the giant stick of the Meat Crab constellation called?

Crab bro, the person who invented Zhou Baowei is truly a master pig farmer.

In the degree of immersion in the specialty of eating, even Lin Li had to feel inferior.

"Baowei, from now on, this food has one and only one name, and that is 'crab stick.' Anything like 'crab bro' or 'crab meat stick' is heresy, understand?" Lin Li emphasized in a low voice.

Considering that there were not only boys from the back row present, but also not just people from Class 4, Lin Li felt it was still too vulgar.

Zhou Baowei scratched his head and didn't answer directly, but asked curiously instead: "Lin Li, after I said that, did you lose your appetite for this?"

Lin Li smiled: "If you try to stop everyone from consuming by telling every customer this, Baowei, believe it or not, I'll 'Maserati' you immediately ovo."

Zhou Baowei: "I'm sorry tat."

Damn it, Zhou Baowei clearly felt that he had hidden his thoughts very well, so how could Lin Li always see through them at a glance.

"What are you guys talking about?" After Lin Li returned, Chen Yuying naturally asked with some curiosity.

"Stealing a bite. If the cook doesn't steal, the five grains won't be harvested." Lin Li naturally couldn't let the previous remarks dirty Chen Yuying's ears. After fabricating a reason, to prevent her from asking further, he immediately changed the subject:

"Class monitor, guess what book a cannibal cook likes to read the most?"

"Hmm..." Chen Yuying pinched her chin upon hearing this, made a soft sound of thinking, and then tilted her head to try to give an answer:

"An ensemble novel? Because it usually shapes many, many flesh-and-blood characters?"

"Or a calligraphy manual? With 'Yan tendons and Liu bones' inside?"

Still too cultured; Lin Li couldn't even say the term "Yan tendons and Liu bones" for a moment.

Those could be considered two answers, but Lin Li still smiled and gave his own thought: "They like reading history books the most."

Seeing Lin Li's words stop there, Chen Yuying puffed out her cheeks slightly and thought for a moment, then her eyes lit up, and she looked at Lin Li for verification: "Lu Xun?"

And looking at Chen Yuying who had already guessed the answer, Lin Li smiled and nodded:

"They open history to check, and this history has no dates; crookedly, every page is written with the four characters 'Benevolence, Righteousness, and Morality.' The cannibal cooks couldn't sleep either way, so they looked carefully for half the night, and only then did they see words between the lines—the whole book was written with two words: 'Eat People'! Eh, holy crap? So this was a cookbook!?"

Confirming that she had guessed Lin Li's thoughts, Chen Yuying first showed an even more obvious smile, then nodded heavily: "Hmm!"

Guessed it right, yay!

"So smart." Lin Li naturally didn't skimp on praise.

The two didn't deliberately lower their voices, so it was easy for everyone in the classroom to hear if they wanted to.

At the smoothie machine, Ding Sihan, who was operating the smoothie machine, looked at Qu Wanqiu, who was processing fresh fruit nearby, with some doubt about life, and asked unconfidently:

"Wanqiu, has Yingbao reached the point where she skips the complaining stage when she hears such things?"

"I've been waiting for her complaint, but I didn't wait for it. I always feel like something is missing..."

"Damn it... why can Lin Li and Yuying talk about this kind of conversation as if it were daily chatting without any ripples?"

Qu Wanqiu, who was on the side, covered her mouth and turned her head away—it had nothing to do with Lin Li and Chen Yuying, but rather Ding Sihan's complaint made her laugh.

After laughing enough, Qu Wanqiu spread her hands and shrugged: "It's just the flirtation of a young couple. Parentheses, a special young couple that specifically includes Lin Li."

"Sigh, I don't know if cannibals will taste the loneliness carved into my bones when they eat me? That kind of sour taste must be hard to take."

Qin Zeyu, who was pimping at the door, sighed upon hearing this, but the next second he suddenly showed a proper smile, but he wasn't talking to anyone inside the class—most likely a good-looking girl appeared in the corridor, and he entered a heat mode.

And Bai Bufan, who was walking back and forth in the classroom cleaning up sundries and trash, laughed upon hearing this.

Actually, he didn't think cannibals would be very interested in this guy Qin Zeyu. After all, this kid is impervious to oil and salt, has no brains, and is occasionally full of bad water. Would cannibals really love to eat him?

Of course, not loving to eat doesn't mean they absolutely won't eat.

After all, everyone, what do adults and children love to eat?

Ta-da—it's a cannibal who has been hungry for three whole days!

If a cannibal is really hungry for three days, even Qin Zeyu would be swallowed down if they just made do.

Thinking of this, Bai Bufan smiled at Qin Zeyu:

"Zeyu, I don't know if they can taste the loneliness, I only know that if I greet him while the cannibal is gnawing on your bones and ask him what he's doing, he will most likely make a 'V' sign next to his right eye with his right hand and say to me—"

"Eat skull~ (∠w"