Chapter 470

"Who the hell told you the title is 'Eating Beef'!!"

"So Su Shi is half an English speaker? He can even say 'beef'?"

"Why don't you say Su Shi loves sushi? His name is literally 'sushi'!"

"And, don't you think speaking with mixed Chinese and English is really low? I look down on people who try so hard to act cool!"

When it came to food, Zhou Baowei, who was usually very steady and heavy, couldn't hold back and complained repeatedly:

"Fictionalization is not nonsense, adaptation is not random editing! Apologize to Su Shi, apologize to Red Cliffs, apologize to beef!"

"Burning the Red Cliffs" itself is a tragedy. Zhou Baowei felt that "Chi" (Red) was very pitiful; not only would it hurt and howl, but if it was lucky, it would become a white tiger, and if it was unlucky, it would never be able to reproduce in this life. These two were still joking here, without any empathy.

Bai Bufan missed Zhou Baowei's complaint attack and countered: "So are you eating beef or not?"

Zhou Baowei answered in seconds: "Eat."

One thing is one thing; Chi is pitiful, but it can't stop him from eating beef.

"Sure enough, it's still 'seconds-Chi'," getting the completely predictable answer, Bai Bufan smiled and looked at Lin Li: "I'm telling you, Baowei is just like this. He can never be Homelander in this life, nor can he believe in Taoism."

The "I don't eat beef" Homelander meme comes from a drama Louis Koo participated in. He played a warlord who went to a noodle shop, ordered a bowl of beef noodles, and made a bet with the noodle shop owner's cousin that if there were green onions in the noodles, he would kill them all.

As a result, the owner didn't put in green onions. Theoretically, Louis Koo lost, but after a moment of silence, he smiled and changed his words to "I don't eat beef," and then pulled out a gun and shot the owner to death.

If this were Zhou Baowei, no matter what you're babbling about, green onions or not, the beef noodles are already finished. When is the next bowl coming?

Baby's tummy is already thundering!

Lin Li smiled upon hearing this: "Taoism says not to eat beef because in ancient times, cattle helped people plow the land. But times have changed, so the current doctrine of Taoism should be 'you cannot eat tractors'."

"Then Taoism is even more pitiful. I've always felt that tractors are very crispy and chewy. If I can't eat them, I've lived this life in vain." Bai Bufan sighed with some regret.

Zhou Baowei poked his head out: "Really o. o? I haven't eaten one yet."

It took some time for the classroom to roughly return to its original state. Those who should go to the cafeteria went to the cafeteria, and those who should return to the dormitory returned to the dormitory. Lin Li and the others stayed in the classroom, first eating oden and the barbecue brought by Wang Ze to pad their stomachs while waiting for takeout.

"My takeout has arrived at the school gate." Zhang Haoyang was the first to raise his hand to signal.

"Your takeout is so fast? Let's pick it up together later; it's troublesome to pick it up one by one." Lin Li said.

There is surveillance at the school gate. As long as you don't unluckily encounter real wild cats or dogs, you don't have to worry about the tragedy of being stolen.

"Alright," Zhang Haoyang nodded, but then asked: "Who's going to pick it up later?"

Although the takeout was placed outside the school, if it was just walking out of the school gate to pick up takeout, the security guards were still willing to let them pass. It wasn't a job that had to be Lin Li.

Everyone looked at each other, their eyes full of sincere brotherhood—you are my brother, so you should take the initiative to say you'll go, otherwise you're not a brother at all.

It still takes a few minutes to walk from the classroom to the school gate, which is not particularly close.

"Let's do 'black and white'."

No one was willing to sacrifice themselves, so in the end, everyone decided to use a relatively fair method.

Wang Ze wasn't there; he went to be sweet with the senior sister. The people still present were Lin Li, Bai Bufan, Yang Bangjie, Qin Zeyu, Zhou Baowei, Chen Tianming, and Zhang Haoyang—seven people.

In the first round, six people actually showed their palms, and only Bai Bufan, that gutter-dweller, showed the back of his hand.

Because the rules had been emphasized and stated in advance, everyone had no suitable excuse to renege, so they could only let Bai Bufan escape a disaster.

"Eh eh, wait a minute," seeing that the remaining six people played two rounds and it was three to three, Bai Bufan suddenly had an idea and smiled: "Brothers, why don't we play a trivia game? I'll ask the questions, and whoever can't answer goes to pick up the takeout."

Lin Li and the others looked at Bai Bufan upon hearing this.

Immediately, Lin Li raised his eyebrows, a little interested: "Oh? Tell me."

"How about this," Bai Bufan chuckled, "Everyone says a short sentence, but the requirement is that after reading it backwards, the meaning must change completely. Whoever can't say it goes to pick up the takeout."

Zhou Baowei: "Eight-level gale."

Qin Zeyu: "Brother is taller than me."

Zhang Haoyang: "One Piece Buggy."

Chen Tianming: "Brother Zhao, I entrust you to handle some things for me."

Yang Bangjie: "I firmly left her behind."

·Seconds·Answer·.

Looking at the scene where almost everyone answered in seconds, Bai Bufan really couldn't hold back and laughed until he slapped the table wildly.

It's a good thing I was assigned to Class 4. If I hadn't been, I would really regret it for the rest of my life.

No regrets in this life coming to Class 4, in the next life I still want to be not human.

However, remembering that someone seemed not to have spoken, Bai Bufan and the five who had already answered looked at the most born-and-bred of Class 4, Lin Li, with furrowed brows.

This is unreasonable.

"Lin Li, what's your answer?" Everyone frowned and asked.

"I, Lei, am attacking in Gundam posture," Lin Li sneered, and under everyone's gaze, said lightly:

"Tomorrow to the playground, the school's sister is super cute, pretty."

After Lin Li finished speaking, he gave a thumbs up.

"..."

"Ohhhhh——"

When everyone tried hard to understand this sentence, everyone immediately cheered.

Holy crap! It's a combo! It's a bo!

As expected of Lin Li!

However, while cheering, Bai Bufan frowned, because there was no way to distinguish the weakest guy this way. Thinking about it, this question was too basic. With the level of teachers and students in Class 4, it would take at least several more rounds to possibly filter out the weak.

Soon Bai Bufan had another idea, and he smiled slightly:

"This question seems too simple. Let's change to a couplet question to add some limitations—"

After a pause, Bai Bufan said the first line word by word:

"First line, Newton stews beef."

Everyone understood immediately. Essentially, it was still a question that required and examined reading backwards, but because of the neat requirements of the couplet, it obviously became more difficult.

Zhang Haoyang was afraid that someone would snatch the answer he had said in the previous round, so he immediately answered: "My answer is still Buggy!"

Bai Bufan nodded noncommittally, his gaze moving to others.

Lin Li: "Diao Chan craves—"

Qin Zeyu: "Bi Gan dries—"

Yang Bangjie: "Ma Chao grazes—"

Only Zhou Baowei and Chen Tianming hadn't given an answer.

Zhou Baowei scratched his head, pig oil almost flowing out in his anxiety, but the answers he could think of in his mind had already been said by others.

Chen Tianming thought carefully for a while, then smiled and gave the answer: "Mo Yan."

"Mo Yan? What is Mo Yan?" Lin Li and the others asked after thinking for a while.

"Mo Yan grinds ink," Chen Tianming smiled lightly, his whole person showing a human temperament, "Oh, right, I also thought of an answer: Liu Yong, Liu Yong chants willows."

And Zhou Baowei sighed sadly upon hearing this: "I, I can't think of one."

"Then the result is out." Seeing this scene, the answer naturally didn't need to be said. Bai Bufan nodded and pointed to Chen Tianming next to Zhou Baowei: "Tianming, you go get it."

Chen Tianming: "(゜▽゜)?"

Chen Tianming, the couplet genius who was still closing his eyes and enjoying taking this question with a human posture, opened his eyes wide upon hearing this and asked in surprise:

"Why is it me!?"

"No matter how you think about it, it shouldn't be my turn, right? Not to mention that in terms of neatness, Haoyang's Buggy and Zeyu's Bi Gan are both a bit lacking, right?

Not to mention there's a Baowei who couldn't even think of a passable answer. Why is it me who goes to get the takeout in this situation? My answer is not only standard, but I also gave two whole ones!! Dark curtain! There's a dark curtain!

A bootlicker has no human rights, right? Not to mention I'm not even a bootlicker!"

Chen Tianming was truly unwilling and asked bitterly.

"It should have been you in the first place." Lin Li sneered at this time and stood up for Bai Bufan:

"Tianming, what kind of gutter trash did you answer? What 'grinding ink,' what 'chanting willows,' just hearing it makes me feel disgusted. It's better to be like Baowei and say nothing, admitting your uselessness, instead of forcing out a disgusting answer here."