Chapter 469

"Just tell me if you covered it or not, you two."

The boy who was questioned didn't feel embarrassed, but instead asked back confidently.

One thing is one thing; it's not false advertising, is it?

It's just that the customers had expectations on their own and were disappointed on their own, damn it!

"It's okay, brother, it's okay." While Bai Bufan was still disappointed by the fact that the password he thought he could get had slipped away, Lin Li had already smiled and given a thumbs up.

"So, are you two interested in coming? There isn't much time left in the morning, so I can make the call and give you two a discount!" the boy said enthusiastically.

"That won't be necessary." Lin Li, who still wanted to continue wandering, naturally shook his head and refused.

However, judging from the situation in the classroom just now, the occupancy rate of this class's project was quite high.

Thinking about it, it felt understandable. After all, not everyone likes to participate in such lively activities. For many people, finding a place to sit and play on their phones for the whole morning is more interesting and "meaningful" than participating in such collective activities.

And since they couldn't return to the dormitory, and it was hard to say if there were seats in their own class, and it was easy to cause some potential trouble, in this situation, this class was indeed a good place to go.

What's more, the minimum consumption of ten yuan wasn't just buying a seat, but buying food or services, and the seat was a gift, so the cost-performance ratio was also okay.

Grade 11 isn't entirely full of brainless idiots.

There are still intelligent creatures.

"Little Linzi, come and pay respects to the Empress. Xiaobai, tsk tsk tsk~"

Lin and Bai didn't need to find another reason, because from the next class, Ding Sihan's head poked out from the back door and greeted the two.

"What's wrong?" Bidding farewell to the boy, Lin Li and Bai Bufan walked over.

"This class answers brain teasers; if you get them right, you can get a discount. But I just listened in for a bit, and I feel that their class's questions are all of the rather mean type. I feel like it's more appropriate for you two to come." Ding Sihan explained.

"Alright." Lin Li raised his eyebrows and nodded.

This belongs to the professional category.

"Senior sister, the foreign aid has been invited. These two will answer on our behalf."

After walking into the classroom, Ding Sihan said to a girl in the classroom holding a notebook.

"Okay, no need to replace, together is fine. I will ask you five people five brain teasers. The more you get right, the more discount you get. The rule is that you cannot use any electronic equipment, only the five of you can answer, and you must say the correct answer within ten seconds..."

The girl nodded and then introduced the rules to the two newcomers.

"Does it matter if we say the wrong answer within ten seconds?" Bai Bufan asked.

"It doesn't matter, as long as you say the correct answer in the end."

"Okay, we know." Lin Li and Bai Bufan nodded.

The girl picked up the notebook, turned to the next page, and began to recite the question: "What is between 5 and 7?"

Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at the "three people" behind them.

"What are you looking at us for? You two answer; it's up to you." Ding Sihan said in surprise.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked back upon hearing this, looked at each other, and Lin Li raised his chin.

Bai Bufan nodded, immediately hummed and laughed, and said loudly: "Too simple, even an elementary school student would know this question, of course it's 6!"

The girl shook her head and looked at Bai Bufan strangely. Since it's a brain teaser, why would he still answer that: "Wrong."

"What—how is that possible!" Bai Bufan covered his mouth in disbelief.

And Lin Li poked the top of his nose at this time, as if adjusting his glasses, and said lightly: "Idiot, the middle of '5 and 7' is of course 'and'."

"Bingo, that's the correct answer." The girl clapped her hands lightly.

"Next question." Bai Bufan wasn't annoyed, but looked at the girl expectantly.

The girl nodded: "Okay, second question. A sheep born with a disability and missing a leg suddenly bleats. Its owner, who is usually gentle and healthy, sees this and gets very angry. Why?"

The two looked at each other again, and this time it was Bai Bufan's turn to raise his chin.

"Because it disturbed the owner?" Lin Li rubbed his chin for a second and asked.

"Wrong."

"Because the sheep died behind the owner?"

"No lewdness allowed."

"Damn it, this question has no beginning and no end. What kind of 'why' is this?" Denied again, Lin Li tapped his forehead with his fist in frustration.

Bai Bufan smiled contemptuously upon hearing this: "Idiot."

Then he looked at the Grade 11 girl and said confidently: "Why? Of course, it's to feed grass, feed feed, or feed Jinkela."

"Correct, the correct answer is to feed grass." The girl nodded in approval.

The local boy who was standing by the side in this class curiously leaned over at this time.

"What, it's actually a homophonic pun," Lin Li said in disbelief, "So the previous ones were all trap information?"

But the next second, Lin Li calmed down.

Looking at Bai Bufan, Lin Li said lightly: "Next question, it's your turn to act like a fool again."

Bai Bufan looked around the classroom and whispered: "It seems no one understands us and really treats us as fools. Why don't we stop acting?"

Lin Li: "That's fine too."

The "three people" behind who heard clearly: "..."

Ding Sihan suddenly understood. The two of them looking at them just now was hoping they would act or directly serve as the "fools" who answered incorrectly, similar to the contrast characters in novels who get slapped in the face and explain things to other characters.

Tsk, these two are really bad.

"Yanan, ask me a few."

Before the girl could continue asking questions, the boy who had just leaned over said to her.

After the girl nodded, the boy looked at Lin Li and Bai Bufan expectantly:

"Question: What idiom contains old people, children, men, and women at the same time, but doesn't contain any of the characters for old people, children, men, or women?"

Yo ho, things are getting interesting.

Lin Li laughed: "Manmen,"

Bai Bufan snapped his fingers: "Chaozhan."

The boy's eyes lit up: "Awesome! Correct!"

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: "(；o_o)?"

The boy: "In Cao Zhi's 'Seven Steps Poem,' what kind of bean is the 'bean' and 'bean stalk' in 'boiling beans with bean stalks'?"

Lin Li laughed: "Peas."

Bai Bufan snapped his fingers: "Because in this poem, the bean is Cao Zhi, and the bean stalk is Cao Pi, but no matter who they are—"

The two minds merged into one: "They are both Meng De'er."

The boy's eyes became brighter and brighter, and his breathing became more obvious because he was a little excited: "What is green, furry, and will smash people to death if it falls from a tree?"

Bai Bufan: "Billiard table."

The boy: "Besides cigarettes, what else is long and white, and bad for your health if you smoke it??"

Lin Li: "Spine."

The boy: "Besides cream puffs, what else is soft and explodes with filling?"

Bai Bufan: "A person who is currently having diarrhea."

The boy: "An elephant fucks a tiger, name a historical figure!"

Lin Li: "Kublai Khan."

The boy: "A woman giving birth, name an idiom."

Bai Bufan: "Blood spraying on people."

The boy: "Ultraman, name a celebrity."

Still trying to set a trap? Lin Li sneered: "He was beaten to death."

The boy's voice became more urgent and trembling: "What do the Twin Towers and thousand-layer cake have in common?!"

Lin Li: "Every layer has minced meat!!"

The boy: "What do Nike and a whip have in common?"

Bai Bufan: "They can both make black people run faster!!"

The boy: "Bo Yi Kao's father is King Wen of Zhou, his younger brother is King Wu of Zhou, what king is he!"

Lin Li, Bai Bufan merged into one again: "Ham—bur—ger—King!"