Chapter 473
Although he didn't practice, Lin Li's body had a hot current flowing through it.
Because he was taking a bath.
Humming a casual tune and bathing in the gentle water flow, Lin Li's thoughts wandered.
The class monitor seemed to know his plan.
But it doesn't matter.
After all, the joy of a sudden appearance with a surprise, and the joy of expectation when knowing in advance.
Both are good.
But I hope Zhongdeng doesn't become sensitive skin, because from a certain point of view, tonight is another day of forcibly "cuckolding" Yingbao away from him.
He is a pure-love cuckold after all.
The corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up, but Lin Li hurriedly patted his mouth—can't smile, can't smile, it will deduct merit.
This merit deduction has nothing to do with Zhongdeng. Lin Li considers himself a little emperor, and now he is bathing. It is well known that emperor bathing jokes damage merit. This is the reason, hope everyone knows.
"Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap—"
The action of patting his mouth was a bit too big, and his elbow accidentally touched the mixing valve, and the gentle hot water suddenly turned into boiling hot water.
Your mom!
This is the most difficult equipment to operate in the world. Occasionally Lin Li would doubt whether the size of the range that makes people feel comfortable is actually smaller than a quark.
Otherwise, why is it scorching magma a little bit forward, but it becomes a polar glacier if you retreat a little bit?
But fortunately, the cultivator's physique is not for nothing. With full spiritual sense, after careful adjustment by the bomb disposal expert Lin Li, the water temperature returned to normal.
"Hoo—"
After doing all this, Lin Li immediately turned his gaze to the system.
【Task 2 completed.】
【You have received the reward: Title: Flower Protector; Physique Improvement: Comprehensive recovery ability increased by 50%; Random system-oriented prop *1; System currency *100】
【Flower Protector: When wearing this title, designate any female/female creature. When it is within ten meters of you, it will not suffer any damage; after each designation, it must last for at least three hours before the designated target can be modified.】
【Task 5 completed.】
【You have received the reward: Physique Improvement: Stamina limit increased by 100%; Random system-oriented prop *1; System currency *100】
When sending Zhu Ning back and transferring the "little juice" to the alliance country, these two tasks were completed one after another.
It can be considered Lin Li's true purpose for sending Zhu Ning back, and the result didn't disappoint him.
As for the results of the two system props, they are as follows—
【You have obtained "Mall Mechanism · Initial Discount."】
【You have obtained "Sub-title (100%)."】
【Mall Mechanism · Initial Discount: When refreshing products in the future, the refreshed products have a small probability of generating a random percentage discount, and you can purchase once at that discounted price.】
【Sub-title: After use, you wear an additional sub-title, and the effect of this title will take effect 100%.】
He had opened a sub-title with 50% effect before, and this time it was 100%. Now he can wear three titles at the same time, which is still useful.
As for the former, it is another thing that depends on the face. And for things that can be emphasized as "small probability" in the description, Lin Li thinks it should be considered a "once in a lifetime" series.
You know, he had obtained a "Mall Mechanism · Probability Designation" before, and it has been refreshed several times since then, but there hasn't been a single refresh opportunity that can be designated.
But having it is better than not having it, so just consider it better than nothing.
The most regrettable thing is that he didn't open a discount coupon. Looking at the 1200 system currency on the panel, after hesitating for a moment, Lin Li still spent 1000 to purchase the "Certificate of Mind-Reading."
【Certificate of Mind-Reading: After refining, when worn on the body, the outside world cannot perceive the wearer's soul, and the soul will continue to be nourished and improved.
And there is a probability of entering the "Mind-Reading" state, the spiritual sense ability is greatly enhanced, and the heart sounds of other creatures can be captured; the "Mind-Reading" state lasts from ten seconds to ten minutes.
You can actively cause the "Certificate of Mind-Reading" to shatter, then you will definitely enter the ten-minute "Mind-Reading" state. After shattering, it takes one week to self-repair. When recovering, you can no longer passively enter the "Mind-Reading" state, and it will no longer nourish the soul or make it impossible to perceive.】
If there could be a half-price or something, it would naturally be best, saving five hundred system currency. But still, buy early and enjoy early, buy late and enjoy discounts.
Just consider it so that your soul can start to be nourished and improved a little earlier.
He had enough currency before but was reluctant to buy it, mainly because he didn't know how much system currency it would take to go to the all-female world, so he could keep it for backup.
Now he is not panicked for the time being. He spent it and still has 200 left, which is enough.
The "Certificate of Mind-Reading" is the same as the "Certificate of Heaven and Man." After materialization, it can change at will in a small volume, but the color is white instead of silver. Lin Li simply let it and the "Certificate of Heaven and Man" intertwine and entangle with the "Water-Avoiding Bead" that was being absorbed.
The final effect was unexpectedly quite good, becoming an ornament that looked very exquisite.
After changing clothes and going downstairs, Lin Li found Wu Min's car in the underground parking lot.
A very conventional black sedan. Lin Li opened the car door with the spare key, sat in, turned on the navigation, started, and set off.
With the navigation on and songs playing, and occasionally taking his phone to chat in the group to play the role of still being at home, Lin Li left Xiling safely.
Wu Min was still worried that he would have an accident while driving. How could that be possible.
Lin Li firmly remembered the driving safety secret that Kobe specifically told drivers all over the world when he retired—"Slow! I look and act!"
Translating it means "Why have I never had a car accident in my life? First, don't drive too fast, and then, be sure to look at the surrounding situation specifically several times before acting."
Always miss him.
Strictly follow the will.
After driving for half an hour, he successfully arrived at the destination.
Lin Li took out his phone and sent a message to Bai Bufan.
The other party didn't reply immediately, so Lin Li opened the group chat.
"Yang Bangjie: 'Color picture'"
"Zhang Haoyang: Everyone says Genshin Impact doesn't exist in the real world, and I laughed. Whenever I play badminton and it's blown away by the wind, I stand there and smile helplessly, saying, 'Hahahaha, Lord Venti, stop messing around.' When I'm scared by the sound of thunder, I think of the appearance of the Raiden Shogun, and I'm no longer afraid in my heart. When I travel, seeing the towering mountains, I sigh at the greatness of Zhongli. When I see green trees, I think of Nahida's cute appearance."
"Wang Ze: Then when you see the cup leaking electricity, will you laugh and say, 'Raiden Shogun, stop messing around'?"
"Qin Zeyu: Then when you see a mudslide while climbing a mountain, will you laugh and say, 'Lord Zhongli, stop rubbing'?"
"Zhou Baowei: Then when you see rain falling from the sky, will you laugh and say, 'Lord Furina, stop spraying'?"
"Yang Bangjie: 'Color picture'"
"Yang Bangjie: Then whenever you see a tree hole, will you laugh and say, 'Lord Nahida, stop seducing people'?"
"Zhang Haoyang:?"
"Zhang Haoyang: Holy crap, I love Genshin Impact so much. I found that Genshin Impact is really a gold medal for avoiding death. No matter how outrageous my remarks are, as long as my homepage is Genshin Impact, the first law will be automatically triggered. At most, I'll be commented on as 'playing Genshin Impact,' but my parents are saved."
"Lin Li: Actually, it's assumed to be gone."
"Zhang Haoyang:?"
"Zhang Haoyang: Lin Li, can you say something nice?"
"Lin Li: 'Fireworks' actually 'stars' are assumed to be 'rainbows' without 'flowers'."
"Zhang Haoyang:?"
Ignoring Zhang Haoyang's question mark, he clicked on the group voice and found that Bai Bufan was not among the online members.
Just as Lin Li was about to call Bai Bufan, he happened to reply to the message.
"Bai Bufan: What's wrong?"
"Lin Li: What are you doing now?"
"Bai Bufan: Playing games, just died."
A reasonable chatting time.
"Lin Li: Staying home tonight? Not going out?"
"Bai Bufan: Go out my ass. Some things have happened around my house in the last half month that scared me so much I don't dare to go out at all."
"Lin Li: What happened?"
"Bai Bufan: There have been frequent indecent assault incidents recently, making a big fuss, and the police have come."
"Lin Li: You're a man, what are you afraid of?"
"Bai Bufan: I'm afraid of being recognized."
"Lin Li: Then you should indeed be afraid."
"Bai Bufan: So what's the matter with looking for me?"
"Lin Li: Come downstairs."
"Bai Bufan:?"
"Bai Bufan: What is it?"
"Lin Li: Hurry up, get downstairs quickly, don't be wishy-washy like a woman."
"Bai Bufan: I'm wishy-washy, not crooked."
"Lin Li: Come downstairs, come downstairs, come downstairs, come downstairs, come downstairs, come downstairs, come downstairs, come downstairs, come downstairs..."
"Bai Bufan: No? Why? Didn't I say I'm still playing games!"
"Lin Li: You pause for a second!"
"Bai Bufan: You damn..."
"Lin Li: Give you five minutes to get downstairs, hurry up, if you're a brother, come out and hack me."
End of Chapter
