Chapter 474

Bai Bufan understood one thing: Lin Li is a treacherous villain who can't afford to lose.

And there are a lot of dark thoughts hidden in his heart.

For example, he hopes that he will be a coser, go to the national highway to cos a speed bump, lie on the road and lift his skirt, wait for Lin Li to drive over, and then look at him with a disgusted look and say, "Repairing gold is so disgusting."

Eww, two-dimensional is so disgusting.

However, if viewed from the balcony angle of Bai's mother just now, the scene downstairs was very clear. The two children were just playing, and her son was also enjoying it.

Otherwise, how to explain that her son only runs on the road? After all, as long as he hides in the residential building next to him, the car naturally won't be able to chase him anymore.

Could it be that her son is mentally retarded?

How is that possible.

That's why she had the mood to joke a few times and then returned with peace of mind, letting her son be hit by the car. This is the mother's love like the sea, giving the child warmth and strength in the gentle water waves.

Actually, there was also the father's love like a mountain permeating just now.

—A mountain just stands there motionless, so Bai's father didn't move either, to reflect his father's love.

"Holy crap, why didn't I run to the side? Am I mentally retarded?"

After Bai Bufan was run around on the road like a dog for nearly a hundred meters, he suddenly thought of this invincible and clever method and instantly deviated from the direction to the downstairs of the residential building.

Seeing this, Lin Li naturally stopped playing and stopped the car.

He unlocked the car door and waved at Bai Bufan with a smile:

"Alright, get in the car. What kind of gutter trash outfit is this? Why are you still wearing school pants?"

"Holy crap, you still have the face to say that? I asked you what you were doing and you didn't say, just kept nagging me to come down, and in the end, you didn't even reply to the message. Buddy grabbed a coat and rushed down, almost planning to wear slippers."

Bai Bufan raised his middle finger at this born-and-bred person who blamed him in turn, and complained resentfully.

"Actually, it doesn't matter if you wear slippers," Lin Li smiled and honked the horn, "Get in the car, get in the car. You can't expect me to open the door for you, right?"

Bai Bufan opened the front passenger door. Before his butt landed on the seat, he suddenly asked Lin Li in a coquettish voice:

"Brother, if I sit in your car's exclusive passenger seat, won't your girlfriend be angry~~"

"She will. You reminded me of that. Get to the back seat." Lin Li nodded calmly.

"I won't," Bai Bufan sat down unceremoniously, "You still have to pick up Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, right? When everyone is here, I'll sit with them in the back, and I'll be socially anxious to death."

"You know that and you still say these things?" Lin Li responded with a middle finger and started operating the navigation, "Fasten your seatbelt, let's go."

"Do seatbelts distinguish between good and bad? Don't you only have one here? Could it be that this one is a broken seatbelt?" Bai Bufan pulled the seatbelt on his side with some confusion and doubt.

Is the seatbelt I can't fasten a broken one? o. o?

Crap, Lin Li didn't pay attention to him.

Seems to treat himself as a fool.

"..."

"You damn well pick up the meme! You don't even look at me like this, making me look like a clown!!"

Bai Bufan laughed and scolded, and gave Lin Li a punch.

"Otherwise?" Lin Li smiled. Having already entered Qu Wanqiu's home address, he glanced at Bai Bufan mockingly. Seeing that he had fastened his seatbelt, he stepped on the accelerator: "Let's go."

"Tsk tsk tsk." Although he didn't know how many times he had ridden in the car, when Bai Bufan saw that the person driving was Lin Li, he still felt a sense of novelty and strangeness.

There was a sense of relief and loss of a father seeing his own brat really grow up.

This complex emotion didn't last long because after Lin Li noticed his gaze, he deliberately took it easy and even drove with one hand dashingly, acting like he was going to die.

But Bai Bufan still praised him as he wished: "Driving is indeed dashing. Tsk, I want to drive too. As soon as I come of age, I will take the driver's license test immediately."

"Actually, I think it's an unreasonable setting that you must be 18 to be allowed to drive," Lin Li said seriously upon hearing this:

"I once conducted a male survey. According to the survey results, in the numerous car accident samples, the number of car accidents caused by minors is far less than that of adults, but the law restricts minors from driving, which is simply incomprehensible."

"Holy crap, Lin Li, then you are really a statistics expert." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up upon hearing this.

Lin Li feels like the kind of person who asks everyone on the Spring Festival travel train if they have bought a ticket home, and then concludes that everyone has bought a ticket.

It feels even more like interviewing every Russian roulette player who has played with real guns and live ammunition, and then concluding that Russian roulette is very safe and no one has ever died.

"It's okay, average, not particularly expert." Lin Li waved his hand modestly.

"Please enter the left lane in advance and make a U-turn at the intersection ahead." The navigation issued a prompt.

"Really?" Bai Bufan's reaction was relatively large, with a look of fear: "Lin Li, stop driving. If you keep driving, will you become Louis XVI? I'm out to play! U-turns and such, that kind of thing is a no-no—"

According to unofficial history, when Louis XVI was sent to the execution ground, the escort personnel kindly reminded him—"Make a U-turn 100 meters ahead."

And Louis XVI's favorite road was the highway, because U-turns were prohibited there, which could be called heaven.

"Don't worry, don't worry,"

This time Lin Li finally didn't let Bai Bufan act like a fool, but cooperated relatively well and picked up his words,

"You don't have to believe what the navigation says; it often talks nonsense."

"It just told me to 'please keep going straight and walk in the middle two lanes'."

"You haven't taken the driver's license test yet, so you might not know. If I want to drive two cars at the same time, I have to drive in the middle, but that would cross the line. Points will be deducted. I can only say that the navigation is full of bad water; you just listen to the good parts."

"Oh oh, I see. Then I'm relieved." Hearing Lin Li's comfort, Bai Bufan breathed a sigh of relief.

"By the way, Bufan, send a private message to Qu Wanqiu so she can be prepared."

Smiling, remembering the business, Lin Li tilted his head slightly but his gaze was still looking forward, raising his chin to signal.

"You're not going to wait until you're downstairs to send her a message for a surprise?"

"Girls and boys are different. Boys just need a little time, but for girls, it's better to say it in advance. And even if we arrive, there's no need to urge her. Let her go at her own pace. Anyway, there's plenty of time tonight."

Lin Li explained.

"You didn't give me 'a little time' either." Bai Bufan sneered.

Lin Li: "You are not a boy, nor a girl, you are a born-and-bred, naturally it's the third situation."

Bai Bufan: "(゜▽゜)?"

"Your mother—"

After scolding, Bai Bufan picked up the phone, but after thinking about it, he chose to take Lin Li's phone.

"You say, I send."

"Little coward," Lin Li sneered, "Send her a question mark."

"Lin Li:?"

"Qu Wanqiu:?"

"Lin Li:?"

"Qu Wanqiu:?"

"Lin Li:?"

"..."

Two stubborn people started a dispute.

In the end, it was Qu Wanqiu, the daughter, who chose to admit defeat in a more filial way—

"Qu Wanqiu: Are you sick, Lin Li? What are you doing?"

"Lin Li started sharing location."

"Qu Wanqiu joined location sharing."

"Qu Wanqiu:?????????"

"Qu Wanqiu initiated a voice call."

"Lin Li? Why did you run over here? Are you here to play? Or what?" After connecting, Qu Wanqiu, this rude person, didn't even say hello, and just questioned him head-on.

"I've already picked up Bufan, and I'll be at your house in 12 minutes, Jiujiu. Do you want to put on makeup? If you don't, this time should be enough." Lin Li laughed and got straight to the point.

"Ah???" From the voice, it could be heard that Qu Wanqiu was also in a slightly confused state like Bai Bufan just now.

"Anyway, just go downstairs when you're ready. Don't worry, and don't have any pressure. I drove here, and waiting downstairs for you is also comfortable. Rest assured, but if you make me wait for more than an hour, Jiujiu, you will know what a 'face change' is."

"Ah... uh... alright... so... are we going out to play tonight?"

"Otherwise?"

"Where are we going to play?"

"I don't know."

Qu Wanqiu: "Ah?"

"Oh, it doesn't matter, Jiujiu. Do you know what's most important about going out to play with friends?" Lin Li smiled casually.