Chapter 475

"Lin Li, if time didn't allow it, I really wanted you to keep parking the car behind that guy, and we'd live-stream his reaction."

Bai Bufan adjusted the seat to the maximum backward tilt, lay on it, touched the ceiling inside the car with his hand, and spoke with a smile.

"Bufan, if you still have this habit of liking to return to the crime scene after committing a crime, you will overturn sooner or later."

Lin Li was also leisurely, because he had already parked the car and was just waiting for Qu Wanqiu to come down at the entrance of her residential area. Hearing this, he shared his criminal experience.

"Crap, Lin Li, if you go to a northern bathhouse in the future, you will definitely be charged extra." Bai Bufan knocked on the car roof, making a bang-bang sound, and answered with a smile.

"Indeed, after all, I am too big. Going to the bathhouse makes other men feel inferior and affects the bathhouse's income. Charging extra is as it should be." Lin Li said seriously.

Bai Bufan rolled his eyes and sighed: "Idiot, I mean you are too dark-bellied, it's tiring to scrub, so you have to charge extra."

"Each other, each other." Lin Li sneered.

"Indeed, after all, mine is also too big." Bai Bufan nodded happily again.

"But let's not mention bathhouses," Lin Li complained again,

"Last time I passed by a newly opened bathhouse, the boss was shouting at the door, saying something about a big discount for the new store opening, ten yuan for the men's bathhouse, and one hundred yuan for the women's bathhouse. I was a bit confused at the time, wondering why the price difference between men and women was so big, so I went up to ask.

The boss said, 'Our house is like this. By the way, sir, which one do you want to enter'?"

"So it's a buffet? If it's like this, I think these 90 yuan are worth spending." Bai Bufan touched his chin.

"Worth my ass. I spent one hundred, only to find that the women's bathhouse was also full of men!

I got angrier the more I thought about it, so I went out and spent ten yuan to enter the men's bathhouse. Your mom, it was still full of men!"

Lin Li punched the backrest behind him in anger and said bitterly.

"Did you choose the super-loss method between small loss and big loss? Haki Lin, if your life is being live-streamed, the barrage won't be less, right?"

"That's estimated to be even more for the film brothers and sisters." Lin Li didn't deny it, just added.

"Speaking of this, are there any high-quality films you can recommend?"

"Didn't you say you quit this year? Still recommending?"

"Isn't it almost next year? Better safe than sorry."

"..."

The two were babbling in the car, and the topic jumped quickly.

To be honest, it's hard for ordinary people to keep up with their rhythm. If you listen to it rashly, you might only think it's a conversation between immortals.

A classmate surnamed Huang and a classmate surnamed Zhou can be mentioned here, but unfortunately, they are not here.

"Master, are you going to Xiling?" The car window was suddenly knocked, and a familiar female voice asked.

"Not going, not going. We only go to Erxianqiao Chenghua Avenue." Lin Li smiled while unlocking the car door, then elbowed Bufan: "Straighten the seat."

Qu Wanqiu opened the car door and sat in. Like Bai Bufan, she first looked at the interior of the car, and then made a tsk-tsk sigh.

Lin Li also stopped humming and looked at the road ahead... or rather, the system.

【After long-term training and passing several complex tests, finally, you have gained the recognition of the Empire and become a true mecha pilot.

A friend entrusted you with a task in a joke. The speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention. Since you have the ability, why not do something within your power.】

【Task triggered!】

【Task 2: Drive the mecha to complete at least 10 related commissions from strangers in the Empire (0/10)】

【Task reward: Physique Improvement: Mecha synchronization index +10; Random ability *1; System currency *150】

Combined with Qu Wanqiu's joke just now, so is this asking you to be a taxi driver to pick up passengers?

After thinking for a short while, Lin Li decided to put this task aside for now.

Anyway, it's a task without a time limit.

And the task requirements also emphasized that they must be strangers, which means that even if you want to experiment with the task completion requirements, you can't set the target to "three people and one dog."

Then consider it later.

As for immediately shifting the focus of tonight to the task, Lin Li is not that utilitarian and is not interested at all.

Not to mention that this is an unlimited task. Even if this task were time-limited, Lin Li estimates that he would choose to give up decisively and let "three people and one dog" be as they should be.

"I'm driving, okay?" Rear passengers are not forced to fasten seatbelts, so after Qu Wanqiu closed the door, Lin Li signaled while starting.

"Drive, drive," Qu Wanqiu nodded, then confirmed one thing: "Lin Li, you're sending me back tonight, right? It's not necessarily easy to get a taxi tonight. You don't want a girl like me to be alone and cross the town to go home in the middle of the night, right?"

"Sending, sending, rest assured." Lin Li nodded with a smile.

"That's fine. Now are we going to pick up Sihan or Yuying?"

"Ding Zi is closer, pick up Ding Zi first."

"Alright," Qu Wanqiu nodded, "So where are we going to play tonight?"

Lin Li still gave a high-quality answer: "I don't know."

"What do you mean you don't know, hey!"

"Didn't I tell you on the phone? What's important about going out to play is going out, playing is secondary. Jiujiu, you can think about where to cross this New Year's Day after everyone is picked up." Lin Li's tone was relaxed.

"So you went out without any plan at all!"

"Because there is no need for a plan. Even if I just take you for a drive all night tonight and chat all night, I will feel it's interesting. This is my sincere emotion and love for your 'three people and one dog'."

"Yue—don't disgust people."

Even if Qu Wanqiu recognizes it in her heart, she can only express disdain with a disgusting face at this time.

"Then how about we just drive all night tonight? Get on the highway, I want to see Nibelungen." Bai Bufan was excited.

"Idiot, I'm in the internship period, I'm not qualified to get on the highway."

"Lin Li, you loser."

"If you were an old driver, I would be allowed to get on the highway. Who is the loser? It's hard for me to say." Lin Li sneered.

"Bufan, help me call Ding Zi."

"Alright."

"Hello—? Lin Li, what's the matter?" The phone was connected quickly, and Ding Sihan's confused voice came.

"There are 26 minutes until I arrive downstairs at your house. Get ready if you need to. Don't worry, but don't let us wait too long." Lin Li still got straight to the point.

Ding Sihan responded with "ah ah ah ah," but it wasn't a battle roar, because these "ah" emotions were very rich, and all four tones were there.

"I heard Wanqiu's laughter?"

"You didn't hear wrong, Sihan, it's me."

"Why are you asking so many questions? Are you coming out or not! If you don't come out, I'll go upstairs and beat you up later! If you come out, I'll treat you to a midnight snack tonight." Lin Li frowned.

Qu Wanqiu: "Why did I only have threats and no inducements just now!! Lin Li, you just said you were going to beat me up, right?"

Bai Bufan: "Why don't I have threats or inducements! Lin Li, you were too lazy to give a preview and just hit me directly, right?"

"Hehe, what kind of inducement is this?"

Ding Sihan on the other end of the phone sneered upon hearing this. The sound over there was already rustling, and she seemed to be preparing to go out, but she insisted on being hard-headed and not admitting it:

"No fun, I don't want to go out tonight."

You learned Jianjian's big idiot tsundere, right?

"Holy crap, I'm treating you to a midnight snack and you don't want to eat it?" Lin Li only felt it was funny.

"Sorry, midnight snack? Losing weight, I can't raise any interest at all. If there is only this, don't contact me, hanging up." Ding Sihan gave a proud "hum."

Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan upon hearing this, showed a weird smile, and then said softly to the phone on the mobile phone holder in the middle:

"Ding Zi, others lose weight because they are fat and not good-looking. Why do you want to lose weight when you are not good-looking in the first place?"

"And losing weight first loses the chest. If you lose more, I guess it will be gone."

Bai Bufan, Qu Wanqiu: "o. o?"

"..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Lin Li—!!"

This time it was a real battle roar.

Ding Sihan seems to be in Baidi City instead of at home now, because the apes on both sides of the phone are crying incessantly.

"Where! Are! You! Right! Now!"

"Du—" Lin Li smiled without saying a word, just reached out and hung up the phone.

Then he continued to look at the road and drive. Accompanied by Qu Wanqiu's laughter, he could clearly perceive Bai Bufan's admiring gaze in the passenger seat. Lin Li smiled lightly:

"Bufan, this is one of the communication skills I taught you for girls."

"Look, originally it was us asking girls to come out, but after my exquisite rhetoric, it's the girl's turn to anxiously ask us where we have arrived. I can guarantee that Ding Zi will definitely accept my invitation tonight.

But you can't get carried away at this time. Since you know the result, let's just hang up the phone decisively, play a game of 'playing hard to get,' directly grasp the girl's psychology, and let her be unable to stop.

This is the study of heterosexual communication. The charm and skills of language are all here. Learn well, watch well, you will definitely use it in the future."

Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up: "Teacher!"

After learning it, it's a big victory if the list has friends besides the WeChat team.