Chapter 481: Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors

Oh no, it seems Bai Bufan has played with his own hymen until it's gone.

This is terrible.

Everyone, think about it: on the wedding night, Bai Bufan's wife enters Bai Bufan with full expectation, only to find he doesn't bleed. If she mistakenly thinks Bai Bufan is a "rotten crotch" that everyone can have, what should he do?

It's terrifying. By then, it will be an anti-feudal propaganda slogan—unclear and unspeakable.

No wonder Bai Bufan seems so anxious; this is indeed a problem that needs attention.

As a close friend and brother, after serious consideration, Lin Li gave a possible solution—

"Lin Li: Like this, Bufan, when you fall in love in the future, use your period to fool your girlfriend."

Perfect!

"Bai Bufan: That's not the point now, it's that I'm so uncomfortable right now, it's still bleeding, it's been bleeding the whole time."

"Bai Bufan: Ahhhhhh TAT!!"

"Bai Bufan: Lin Li, do you know what the antonym of 'Happy Elimination' is?"

"Hahahahahaha—" Seeing this message, Lin Li couldn't hold back his laughter.

Of course he knew.

—It's "Sad Accumulation Pain."

Just like the antonym of "Bloody Mary" is "Pure Shen Teng," and the antonym of "Doing Good Deeds" is "Conan Committing Crimes," they all belong to the abstract compulsory antonym phrases.

They are definitely on the exam, knock on the blackboard.

"Bai Bufan: Save me, save me, save me—"

"Bai Bufan: Lin Li, when my finger is injured, I hold it in my mouth and it doesn't hurt anymore, but I can't reach this wound, can you help me?"

"Lin Li:?"

"Lin Li: The map of Yan is too short, get lost."

"Bai Bufan: Ahhhhhh, you cold-blooded person!! Then hurry up and do something! Make me not so painful, you bastard!!!"

"Lin Li: Okay."

"Lin Li: Done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done"

"Lin Li: Bufan, what did you see?"

"Bai Bufan: Much better."

"Lin Li: Much better is good, then I'm relieved, I'm going to sleep, good night."

"Bai Bufan: (；o_o)?"

"Bai Bufan: You motherf—"

"Bai Bufan: Quack doctor, you've made it worse with this talk therapy."

"Bai Bufan: Do you usually use this set to fool the class monitor?"

"Bai Bufan: You dog, speak!"

"Message sent, but rejected by the recipient."

"Bai Bufan:? You beast, you actually blocked me!!"

"Message sent, but rejected by the recipient."

Because he slept late and hadn't slept for forty hours, it was already past nine when Lin Li woke up in the morning—compared to the past, it was already very late.

Although he only slept for a few hours, under the influence of 【Fruit of Persistence】, Lin Li's sleep efficiency had been improving, so this sleep still counted as a full one.

Pulling Bai Bufan out of the blacklist, Lin Li didn't forget the daily routine of practicing the "Eight-Section Body Tempering Art" that he had become accustomed to.

After exercising, the rest of the day was spent relatively ordinarily.

He did have the intention to go out and study how to complete the mecha mission, but Wu Min was at home now, so it was better not to cause trouble.

Cultivation, chatting, the daytime passed just like that.

"Lin Li, change your clothes, let's go—" Near dinner time, Wu Min knocked on the room door and signaled.

"Got it."

Last week, Wu Min had notified him that there was an engagement banquet for a cousin tonight. It wasn't the kind of distant relative he had no connection with; their relationship was quite good, so in terms of reason and emotion, he had to go.

So Lin Li had already asked for leave and would not attend the school's evening self-study tonight.

"Do I need to dress formally?" Lin Li asked.

"Formal or not doesn't matter, you must dress like a human. There are not only our male relatives attending the engagement banquet, but also the female side's friends and family. Don't lose face for me and your brother."

Hearing this, Lin Li shook his head; this was truly naked prejudice.

"Received, Mom! Then I will take out my most grand and magnificent clothes!"

Wu Min, who was still outside the door, heard Lin Li's enthusiastic voice and pushed the door open with a cold face without hesitation: "Tell me what clothes first."

"The Emperor's New Clothes."

Lin Li, who was taking off his clothes, said so.

"Get lost, change."

"Alright."

On the way to the hotel where the banquet was held.

Wu Min watched the road, her peripheral vision scanning Lin Li beside her. Perhaps because the child in her cognition was now engaged, she couldn't help but sigh with emotion:

"Time flies so fast. Lin Li, when you were a child, you were always laughing and noisy when you took the car, and you would sleep after the noise. I didn't expect that now you just silently look out the window when you take the car, not saying a word, and not sleeping. Has growing up brought you any worries?"

Hearing this, Lin Li sighed lightly, turned his head to look at Wu Min in the passenger seat, his expression neither happy nor sad: "Mom, then you come and drive (へ╬)!"

If he really fell asleep, she wouldn't be happy either.

Clearly, she was too lazy to drive, and after going downstairs, she decisively handed the driving task to him, but now she could say such cool-headed remarks. Lin Li couldn't help but sigh.

He felt that if Wu Min put her hand on the test magic stone tablet, it would probably pop up a cultivation result of "Lin Zhi Li, Level 9."

Then she would be shocked by the Xiao clan's cannon fodder disciples: "What?!! I didn't expect that the mother of the genius boy famous in Wutan City was also such a deeply hidden powerhouse."

"Mom, it would be better if I didn't know you."

After parking the car at the entrance of the large hotel hosting the banquet, Lin Li said with some regret.

—The mecha mission progress was still 0. After all, although Wu Min was also a citizen of the empire, she was not a stranger.

And Wu Min, who was used to Lin Li not speaking human language, didn't react. Besides, she didn't recognize this son when she was outside on weekdays, so she just glanced at Lin Li with disgust and shook her head helplessly.

"Second floor, Huaya Hall."

Glancing at the electronic LED screen scrolling at the hotel entrance, Lin Li took Wu Min upstairs.

At the entrance of Huaya Hall, there was a red table with a row of red envelopes on it. Several middle-aged people were sitting nearby chatting or recording information, and at the main entrance stood a young man in a suit.

Wu Min went to pay the gift money, while Lin Li walked straight to the boy and greeted him loudly: "Brother He—"

Fang Qihe also waved with a smile when he saw this. After Lin Li approached, he looked Lin Li up and down, then reached out and patted Lin Li's shoulder, joking with a smile:

"Haven't seen you for a year, have you grown taller again?"

"Tsk, you were more pleasing to the eye when you were a child. Stay away from me tonight, I'm annoyed when I see you like this."

"So tired... eh?"

A girl in a dress walked out of the hall, her soft sigh stopped when she saw Lin Li, and she naturally stood beside Fang Qihe, looking at Lin Li curiously.

There was no need for Fang Qihe to introduce her. Just by looking at her attire today, her identity was self-evident, so Lin Li immediately smiled and bowed slightly: "Hello, Sister-in-law."

Although he was a cousin, there was no need to emphasize the "cousin" part. Doing so would make it seem distant, and there was a great risk.

What exactly was the risk?

Let's put it this way: according to Bai Bufan's "Self-Criticism," he was once nervous and wanted to say "Hello, Cousin-in-law," but ended up saying "Hello, Cousin-bitch."

That day, the "Loving Family" group, which was originally a peaceful place, erupted into war.

In that battle, the sky was dark, and the seniority was completely messed up. The cousin wasn't satisfied with just being a cousin and wanted to be Bufan's "Cousin-Dad."

That night, the fatherly love of the Cousin-Dad and the biological father was condensed into the "Seven Wolves" belt.

Everyone, Wei Zheng once said: "Using a mirror of shit, one can know the rise and fall; using a person as a mirror, one can know gains and losses."

The alarm bell rings long.

"Hello, hello." Yu Liu nodded immediately and then looked at Fang Qihe. ===== CHAPTER 482 =====