Chapter 482: Summarized very well, don't do it next time

You enthusiastic big brother... how come it doesn't sound like a good thing.

Question: Now Lin Li's friend has a biological father and a cousin-father. May I ask if the biological father is the biological father or the cousin-father, and is the cousin-father actually the cousin-father or the biological father?

In short, this example of an enthusiastic neighbor suspected to be surnamed Wang successfully shook Wu Lifeng, who had originally firmly believed that "distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors."

At least distant relatives are far away from the wife.

"Sister Xuan and Miaomiao are here."

However, before Wu Lifeng could struggle or complain about this problem, after seeing the new figures entering the hall entrance from the corner of his eye, he said to Lin Li.

A woman holding a little boy's hand.

Meeting Lin Li's gaze as he turned back, the woman waved with a smile, then changed her face at the speed of light, lowering her head to say something to the little boy.

Qin Xuan, the eldest daughter of the little aunt's side, was half a year older than Fang Qihe and was the oldest among the younger generation. As for the little brat she was holding, he wasn't her son, but her parents' child born in their old age, her biological younger brother, nicknamed Miaomiao.

Actually, Qin Xuan had a younger sister, but she was in college out of town and didn't come back for New Year's Day.

Qin Xuan brought Miaomiao and sat next to Lin Li.

Seeing that Qin Xuan was still scolding or even hitting Miaomiao's hand after sitting down, Lin Li asked curiously: "Sister Xuan, what's wrong with Miaomiao?"

"Indeed, hitting children is still not very good." Wu Lifeng also nodded.

Qin Xuan didn't answer directly, but asked Lin Li: "Lin Li, Ah Feng, do you two have any snacks on you?"

"I don't have any."

"I actually happen to have some." Lin Li reached into his pocket, manifested a candy, and handed it to Qin Xuan.

"Lin Li, you give it to Miaomiao."

"Miaomiao, here you go." Lin Li did as he was told.

Miaomiao, who was in a choking state, took the candy and stopped crying slightly.

Qin Xuan stared at her younger brother, who could be her son to some extent: "Miaomiao, Big Brother gave you something, what should you say?"

Hearing this, Miaomiao looked up at Lin Li sincerely: "Big Brother, are there any more?"

Lin Li, Wu Lifeng: "o. o?"

Qin Xuan: "I've been talking to you for a long time, and you haven't listened to a word, have you!!!"

"You should say thank you!!"

Hearing this, Miaomiao looked up at Lin Li sincerely: "Thank you, are there any more?"

Qin Xuan took a deep breath and then smiled.

Relieved, she put her bag on the chair, dragged Miaomiao out, and turned back to say coldly: "I'm going out to deal with the unfortunate family door."

"Sometimes children really need to be hit." Wu Lifeng changed his mind very naturally.

Lin Li held a different view on this. He frowned slightly: "This doesn't count as unfortunate, I think this child has a promising future, he's quite lucky."

Hearing this, Wu Lifeng took a deep look at the case in front of him that Miaomiao might become after growing up.

Objectively speaking, Wu Lifeng thought Lin Li's evaluation was too subjective.

At this time, it would be better to invite the victim Wu Min to speak, rather than letting the perpetrator be the judge.

After a simple catch-up, Lin Li opened the group chat on his phone.

But at this time, everyone had either arrived at school or was on the way to school, so there were no new messages in the group.

Instead, a bunch of software started popping up with last year's annual reports.

Let's take a look and see what kind of things this year's annual report is.

"Morning check-in: June 13th, 04:37 AM, you have already woken up, a beautiful new day, you started by watching 'How to quickly find and abuse the damn mosquitoes in the room'."

"A day of explosive thirst for knowledge: March 17th, you slept very late, 03:46 AM, you were still searching for 'How long and thick can a human limit golden python be', roaming in the ocean of knowledge."

"February 27th, you slept so late, until 1:46 AM, 'Dayuan Pharmacy' glycerin enema 20ml/piece/bag and other products were delivered to your hands. This medicine must have been very helpful to you~ Next, we will definitely take better care of you."

Lin Li: "o_o"

Forget it, don't look anymore.

No need.

It would be impolite to keep looking.

Lin Li's peripheral vision scanned Wu Lifeng beside him. I don't know if he saw himself looking at the annual report just now or what, but he was also looking at it now.

Glanced at it.

"The most frequent remark you left on Meituan is 'Boss, I have a few dogs at home, if you have any extra duck butts, send a few'."

Lin Li frowned slightly, discovering that things were not simple: "Brother, do you have a dog at home? When? Isn't Uncle allergic?"

Hearing this, Wu Lifeng's fingers trembled slightly, then he silently pressed the home button, waited for a second, and looked up at Lin Li calmly:

"Don't worry about this, it's my family business. Lin Li, you are just my cousin, you've crossed the line."

Lin Li's expression also became calm. After a moment, he couldn't help but ask sincerely: "Are duck butts delicious?"

Wu Lifeng: "If there's no shit, it's very fragrant, but it's oily if you eat too much."

"Is the probability of having shit high?"

"Very low, but not zero."

"Is shit delicious?"

"Not delicious."

"Understood, cousin, thank you."

"You're welcome, cousin."

The atmosphere was just ordinary. Both of them were very calm, even deliberately expressionless. Finally, Wu Lifeng couldn't hold it in and waved his hand, deciding to change the subject:

"Don't look at these annual reports. Have you ever been me? Making reports, writing randomly, taking it for granted. Let's play games to pass the time. Lin Li, what have you been playing recently?"

"Games, I haven't really played much recently, at most making up the numbers when friends call me, and I play more PC games. Mobile games... I occasionally act as a farmer when they call me." Lin Li shrugged.

Games are not as fun as cultivation, chatting, and surfing the Internet.

"You don't even play Genshin Impact anymore? Do you know that Genshin Impact has been giving out benefits recently?" Wu Lifeng asked in surprise.

"What benefits again? 8000 Mora? Then I think the players' voices are still too sharp."

"It's not that," Wu Lifeng smiled: "Just click uninstall to get 30GB of memory for free. I've already received it, you should try it too."

"Oh oh, this one, I've already received it!" Lin Li gave a thumbs up.

While chatting, Qin Xuan and Miaomiao had returned, and other guests had arrived and taken their seats one after another. The engagement banquet was about to officially begin.

"Respected friends and family, good evening everyone! On this New Year's Day, we gather in the brightly lit Huaya Hall to witness the engagement of Mr. Fang Qihe and Ms. Yu Liu!

A good time meets a lucky day, a festival celebrates a good relationship, the hall is full of laughter, everywhere is filled with happiness and warmth, the red phoenix star moves, a perfect match..."

After most of the people had arrived, the lights in the hall were adjusted, and the emcee officially started the process.

Just as everyone at Lin Li's table was focusing their attention and blessings on the newlyweds, a slightly "disharmonious" voice came from the table:

"Xuan, Qihe is engaged, you are older than him, when will you get engaged?

Girls are much more troublesome than boys when they are older. Your parents are worried to death. It will be terrible if no one wants you in the future."

It was the little aunt-in-law.

It wasn't a malicious question. She had a very good relationship with Qin Xuan's parents, and it didn't count as deliberately making things difficult for Qin Xuan.

After all, this was a topic that could never be escaped when elders were present. What's more, the banquet now was an engagement banquet. In fact, even if the little aunt-in-law didn't mention it, other elders would definitely bring it up.

Older single youths, regardless of gender, must experience this.

"No rush, no rush," Qin Xuan was naturally used to it, so she just smiled ingratiatingly when she heard it, "There won't be no one who wants me. There will always be someone in this world waiting for me."

A woman present sneered when she heard this: "Waiting for you? Who? King Yama?"

Qin Xuan: "..." ===== CHAPTER 483 =====