Chapter 485: Lin Li feels his brain is still too high-class

There is a poem that says "The winter wind knows my intention, chilling people's hearts."

But on this street, the wind can sometimes make people feel warm.

Even without the wind's help, the posture of some people squatting or lying down is already testing the edge of danger.

But Lin Li's gaze directly ignored these existences, as well as those combinations that were only women.

He wasn't a ride-hailing driver, nor was he a taxi driver driving a fixed taxi, and he was a man, parenthesis, a handsome man.

In the middle of the night, a man driving up to say he would send you home, any normal woman would have a defensive psychology, and out of safety considerations, would absolutely not get in the car.

Of course, as a bar-dancing street, coupled with his face, there would definitely be women willing to get in the car.

Remember, there are three elements to flirting: modeling, economy, and lawsuits.

If you want to perform smooth operations, besides changing to a new chick on Zhuanzhuan, you must also eat at least one of these elements.

No modeling, you play economic operations.

No economy, you play modeling operations.

No economy and no modeling, then you can only play lawsuit operations.

Lin Li had modeling, plus an economy that couldn't be fully cashed out, so of course it was feasible. If he really intended to do so, he would definitely have a harvest, and there would definitely be "no matter" afterwards.

But that would be putting the cart before the horse.

Lin Li was here to complete the mission, not to pick up corpses.

Besides, yesterday... no, it was the day before yesterday that he kissed Yingbao, a pure love warrior kills a cuckold with one knife!!

Therefore, although the mission forced his target to be fixed on women, these citizens of the empire who were not sober or who didn't care much even if they were sober were not only unsuitable but should be avoided like snakes and scorpions.

They must absolutely not be regarded as targets.

Apart from pure love, wouldn't it be disgusting if these people vomited in the car? And what if they harassed him while drunk?

Or simply bite back, expand the "Jimei" domain, create something out of nothing, and put the hat of harassment on him. There was no surveillance in the car, so who could he reason with?

Before Martin Luther King changed his name to Barbie Code Water, before Mixue Bingcheng changed its name to Giant Fire City, and before the quadratic formula changed its name to the "Must-Mother" formula, Lin Li would not give up thinking about the contradictions between the sexes with the greatest malice.

When out and about, boys must also protect themselves well.

Therefore, Lin Li not only wore a mask to cover his face, but also internally believed that the most reasonable targets were those combinations of men and women.

Because there were men, regardless of whether they were good friends the girls knew or ambiguous objects after being drunk, the accompanying girls could rest assured, and he didn't need to take care of them when they went crazy in the car. Even if they tried to "punish" him after sobering up, it wouldn't be a crime for the driver, and it had nothing to do with him.

However, if it was really determined to be a corpse-picking relationship, then Lin Li would still stop it from a moral perspective.

After determining the target range, the rest was very simple.

When passing a suitable target, Lin Li would roll down the window and ask the person who looked the most sober in the combination:

"Hello, do you need a ride? I can drive anywhere in Xiling, and it depends on the situation outside Xiling—"

In the male-female combination, the sober one wasn't necessarily the man. In a few groups, the women were relatively more sober.

However, Lin Li was very suspicious of the drunkenness of these men.

He always felt that as long as the girl whispered in the man's ear, "I'm on my period tonight," these men could immediately get up and do a test paper while walking on a tightrope on the Empire State Building and then do a beautiful inverted hook.

Tonight was a workday. Although there were fewer people out playing and needing a ride, there were also very few people driving at this time.

Therefore, although most of the first wave of inquiries either didn't need it or had already gotten a ride, after waiting at the bar entrance for a few minutes, someone took the bait.

"How much to 900 Shangqing Road?"

It was a combination of a man and a woman. The girl looked drunk and unconscious, her whole body draped over the man. The man looked okay. After hearing Lin Li's shout, he put away the phone he was preparing to use to hail a ride and asked Lin Li.

"20 yuan."

Before coming, Lin Li had searched and remembered the cost required for each distance segment of the ride-hailing software, so he immediately reported a price that was more favorable than the ride-hailing software, so that the two could determine that he was here to "make money" and get in the car with peace of mind.

"Okay."

The man was obviously quite satisfied with this price. After nodding, he opened the car door and hugged the girl into the car.

The smell of alcohol and perfume suddenly filled the car. It was inappropriate to open the window in the middle of the winter night. 【Wind Control】 was very useful at this time, making Lin Li find the meaning of cultivation again.

Unlike the last time he picked up office workers, Lin Li had no intention of chatting this time, nor did he play music. After the car door was closed, Lin Li drove to the destination without saying a word.

But I don't see the mountain, the mountain comes to see me.

"Mm-hmm—"

After driving for a few minutes, the girl in the back seat seemed to have sobered up a bit. After an eagle-like cry, she moved her body in the man's arms slightly, opened her eyes, then closed them, and asked:

"Where are we going?"

Man: "My house."

"Huh? Why go to your house?"

Man nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "Right, right."

"Hate~" The girl naturally understood the man's meaning, then shyly hit the man, "No, I want to go back to my own house..."

But let alone the man, even Lin Li could hear that the girl had no intention of resisting.

Tonight, it's settled!

Sure enough, after the man pulled a few more times, the girl nodded "reluctantly," but still had to say reservedly: "But we can't do that kind of thing, um... I'm actually on my period."

From the tone, it was obvious that the girl wasn't on her period at all.

And the man who had been drinking with her all night knew this fact even more, so he just smiled and said: "Ah, will it hurt? It just so happens that I'm a medical student, let me see the wound."

Even if she really was, it would just be a bloody battle!

"Oh my, you rogue, seriously—" The girl glared at him.

"Alright, alright," the man continued to nod, then smiled lewdly:

"We won't do that kind of thing, we won't do that kind of thing. Hey, like this, the meaning of life lies in eating, drinking, and playing. When we go back, I'll let you eat, drink, and play at the same time, okay?"

"Huh?" The girl was startled when she heard this, and asked curiously: "How to do it?"

The man first looked at the driver, who was looking at the road and seemed to ignore the two in the back seat, then leaned into the girl's ear and smiled lewdly: "Bite."

Actually, Lin Li, who had very good hearing and could hear clearly even if the man deliberately lowered his voice, raised his eyebrows.

The next second, he reacted.

Damn.

Don't say it, the act of "biting," in a sense, really satisfies eating, drinking, playing, and having fun at the same time.

This person's "lewd quotient" is probably above mine.

And the "lewd quotient" of a woman who can play with such a man couldn't be low. After hearing this, she only reacted a moment slower than Lin Li, and after clicking her tongue twice: "No."

Man frowned: "Why?"

Girl: "Start."

Man was instantly relieved and smiled lewdly:

"No problem, I don't use a spoon when eating Planet Cup, my quilt is on the ceiling when I wake up every morning, I can play with the quilt like an Indian flying cake, I'm not allowed to pass through security because I'm treated as a baton, I can walk normally even with a broken leg, I never use a cue when playing billiards..."

"I don't value these... I value more whether you are a positive and filial person..."

The girl didn't listen to the man's bragging and interrupted directly. The content she said was more positive in comparison.

"What counts as positive and filial?" The man couldn't help asking.

Girl: "When taking care of grandma, you won't forget your sister."

Man: "!"

"No problem, I'm filial. Let alone grandma and sister, I will take good care of you too. Do you know, I originally planned to send you a rose tonight, but the flower fell off on the way, leaving only the 'rose head'. I don't know if you still want it..."

Girl: "I want it, I want it, send it to me."

Man: "Hehehe, what is our relationship now..."

Girl: "Classmates."

Man: "Huh?"

Girl: "Classmates with me..."

"Hehehe..."

"Hehehe..."

Lin Li: "o_o"

These two are having a great time in the back, throwing one sentence after another. Lin Li, who is eavesdropping, wants to die and no one cares, you know?

The "lewd quotient" of these two is no longer a question of whether it is above his or not. Converted into IQ, they have already led the Earth out of the Milky Way to dominate the universe.

However, after what they said, Lin Li suddenly felt that "Beijing" was no longer an expensive identity.

After all, you only need to connect the beginning and end of "Beijing," which counts as a Beijing household registration.

Damn.

His brain seems to have been polluted by some strange knowledge. ===== CHAPTER 486 =====