Chapter 484: The Bodhisattva

The compensation is very good, don't compensate next time.

Wu Min felt that this news was no different from when Lin Li was critically ill and undergoing surgery, and after the doctor came out, she stepped forward anxiously to ask "How is it?", and the doctor chose to answer playfully, "One of me and your son died, guess who it is," and finally said he would compensate her with an urn.

"Driving is quite fun. Mom, do we have any relatives or friends who have idle second-hand cars? I'll trade them with a stainless steel basin." Lin Li smiled and asked instead.

"Where would there be such a good thing." Wu Min rolled her eyes.

"Mom, then I want to buy a car."

"Do you think your mom looks like a car?" Wu Min sneered.

"You look like one, like an elegant and magnificent top-tier luxury car custom-made privately. When BBA sees you on the road, they will immediately turn off the engine and shout 'Long live the Queen~' and absolutely dare not drive side-by-side with you!" Lin Li answered in seconds.

"Flattery is useless," Wu Min still sneered.

"I'm not flattering, I'm patting the trunk of an elegant and magnificent top-tier luxury car custom-made privately." Lin Li's voice became more sincere.

"Useless, useless, all useless," Wu Min waved her hand quickly:

"If you want to have your own car, at least wait until your junior or senior year when you start your internship. And Mom can at most help you get an affordable commuter car. If you want a good car, you can only rely on your own efforts."

"What's the use of buying you a car now? Are you going to drive to school all day? The distance is so short, and parking is troublesome. Most of the time it's just gathering dust, which is meaningless. Don't even think about it."

Lin Li was just testing casually, so after getting this answer, he only felt it was normal, so he sighed with feigned regret:

"Mom, actually, I recently awakened the memories of when I was reincarnated."

"Because I was a super-duper good person in my previous life, I had the authority to choose my reincarnation freely. At that time, I specifically asked the person in charge of reincarnation, 'Is this family rich?', and he said 'Rich.' I was very steady and asked another question, 'Are you sure they have money?', and after getting the answer 'Sure, they have money,' I chose to come to our family."

"As a result, after I came down, I realized that the guy said 'Negative' and 'Sure, they have debt.' Sigh, originally I should have posted on my Moments, 'I don't want a lot of money, I want a lot of love,' to piss off those ordinary people, but now I can only self-pity in the car..."

"Life... life... black intermediaries are harmful..."

Lin Li couldn't even imagine how cool it would be to play the cracked version of Earth Online.

Hearing this, Wu Min didn't get angry at all. On the contrary, she nodded very approvingly: "Lin Li, what you said touched your mom's heart. Who says it isn't!"

Lin Li: "o. o?"

"After I gave birth to you, I immediately asked the doctor how the child was."

"The doctor smiled and said to me, 'This child is healthy, has no problems, has a quick brain, and will definitely be blessed if you take him home'."

"I was very happy at the time, but after I really took you home, I realized that the doctor said, 'This child is cheap, full of problems, has no brain, hurry up and take him home, definitely has radiation.' It turns out he didn't tell me to take you home to enjoy blessings, but to avoid radiation affecting the hospital."

"Sigh, originally I should have posted on my Moments, 'This child is too sensible all day long, there is nothing for parents to worry about, sigh, life is missing a part,' to make those friends and family envious, but now I can only self-pity in the car..."

"Life... life... black doctors are harmful..."

"Hahahahaha—" Hearing this, Lin Li couldn't hold back his laughter.

Who else would try to say that Wu Min was corrupted by him?

Obviously, he was just better than his teacher!

"Anyway, Mom's life can be seen at a glance, there won't be any changes. Don't expect your mother to become a phoenix, Lin Li, rely on yourself." Wu Min also said with a smile.

Lin Li: "Then Mom, your eyesight is really good."

Wu Min: "..."

Calling "seeing at a glance" good eyesight, right? Fortunately, the person who said this was her son, otherwise Wu Min would have thought he was some kind of lunatic.

Returning home noisily all the way, it wasn't early, so they washed up and went back to their rooms to sleep.

The next day, January 2nd, Thursday.

The little emperor of Xiling returned to his loyal Nansang Middle School.

"According to unofficial history, there is a reason why Sun Shangxiang and Liu Bei had a bad relationship and finally returned to Dong Wu."

On the wedding night of Liu Bei and Sun Shangxiang, Liu Bei said to Sun Shangxiang with a lewd smile, 'Xiangxiang, let you see the power of my second brother'."

"So Guan Yu broke through the window and shouted, 'Many thanks, Big Brother, then I won't be polite'."

Liu Bei's mouth twitched when he heard this, and he changed his words repeatedly: 'Not this, I want you to see the power of my little brother'."

"So Zhang Fei jumped out of the closet and shouted: 'Me too'."

"After being disturbed by these two brothers, Liu Bei completely lost interest, so he waved his hand and said, 'Forgot to clean them up, forget it tonight, we have a long way to go'."

"The Prefect of Sichuan, Zhang Fei, heard this and while pulling his second brother's pants, turned back to remind his big brother: 'Big Brother, Second Brother is called Yunchang, but it doesn't matter, you first or I first'."

"Liu Bei: 'Sorry, sorry, I really remembered wrong, but let me be first, Third Brother, if you really can't help it, stand behind me, just in time for me to borrow force'."

"Sun Shangxiang then learned about the unknown chaotic relationship between the three brothers, and finally couldn't accept it. So a few years later, when Sun Quan sent a big boat to pick her up back to Dong Wu, she left without hesitation."

"Still the person who respects Guan Fangchang the most in Class 4, Grade 1." As soon as Lin Li entered the door, he couldn't help but give Bai Bufan a thumbs up.

"I really want to get to know the three brothers, I feel they are all hot-hearted and like-minded friends."

Wang Ze said softly with some expectation. After sighing, while receiving breakfast from Lin Li, he tilted his chin:

"Long time no see, Lin Li, the last time we met was last year, and do you know, the 're' in reunion is the 're' in Chongqing, so when we reunite, we need to respect the customs of the Chengdu-Chongqing area..."

"You motherf—" Lin Li laughed and scolded.

If this kid turned his gay EQ into IQ, he would have been the top of the grade long ago.

"Stop babbling, hurry up and take out my breakfast."

Urged by Bao Wei, Lin Li stepped forward to continue distributing the breakfast in his hand, but noticed that his deskmate Qin Zeyu was depressed, so he asked amusedly:

"Zeyu, what's wrong with you again?"

"I'm emo..." Qin Zeyu pulled the plastic bag covering the breakfast he just got, listlessly. "The New Year should have had a new beginning, but it was destroyed, life..."

"Damn, that's too much," Lin Li rolled up his sleeves, looking a bit indignant: "Who did it? Zeyu, tell your brother, I'll help you beat him up!!"

"Very moved," Qin Zeyu waved his hand perfunctorily: "But it has nothing to do with others, it's my own lack of self-discipline that ruined everything. The determination I just made, yesterday—damn!!"

Qin Zeyu, who was "punched" out of his seat, turned into a Dragon King, covering his cheek, and looked at Lin Li in a daze: "Lin Li, why did you hit me?"

Lin Li showed a gentle and kind righteous smile: "Didn't I say it? I will help you beat up the guy who destroyed your life."

Qin Zeyu: "(゜▽゜)?"

"You motherf—!!"

My brother's word is hard to chase, this is really a bit dead.

"Then you should help me beat up Bufan,"

Qin Zeyu got up and patted his butt, pointing at Bai Bufan angrily:

"I made up my mind to quit lust this year, to be self-disciplined, to have a physique that can fascinate thousands of girls, but this guy Bai Bufan sent me 'Magic Wonderful Website' and 'Magic Wonderful Numbers' at 3 AM on New Year's Day, causing me to die before I could succeed. You beat him up."

"That won't work, then the culprit would be me." Lin Li waved his hand repeatedly, then looked at Qin Zeyu.

For this buddy who was increasingly addicted to lust, Lin Li advised:

"Zeyu, it's good that you want to quit lust in the new year, but you should quit female lust, not yellow lust. Women will only hinder the speed of your sword drawing. Why do you pursue these things? It's meaningless."

Qin Zeyu: "?"

"No?" Qin Zeyu couldn't hold back and pointed at Lin Li with his finger, then pointed at Chen Yuying in the front row of the classroom, "Lin Li, you are the least qualified to say this, what do you count as?"

Hearing this, Lin Li didn't panic at all and waved his hand: "I'm different."

"Women do hinder the speed of sword drawing, but the class monitor is a rich woman. She directly brought me a full-equipped six-bullet M250, letting me splash water with a Golden Core, I don't even need to run with a knife. What do I need sword drawing speed for?"

"When I see someone running with a knife, I'll just shoot a burst at them. Guns are definitely faster than knives."

"But Zeyu, don't worry, if I meet you, I won't shoot a burst, because bullets are more expensive than your life."

Actually, there was a more affectionate answer to this—women do affect the speed of sword drawing, but she is the reason I draw my sword.

But this kind of talk wasn't suitable for the back row. If he said it, his enemy wouldn't just be Qin Zeyu.

Better to say it privately with Yingbao another day. ===== CHAPTER 485 =====