Chapter 496

Lin Li was very surprised; he hadn't expected this person to have the courage to question him.

Holy shit, buddy, you actually dare to bring up the cuckold thing.

This is absurd.

It's like a man angrily roaring at another man—"I'll fight you to the death, your wife actually gave me a green hat!"

Then the woman appears and gently comforts the two men she's involved with: "It's okay, even if you both have green hats on your heads, I still love you." After saying that, she turns her head to look at her real husband, who is stunned by the shouting, and adds, "By the way, you have two."

Very rigorous, right?

But Lin Li didn't want to take the blame for this. He was just an otherworldly traveler passing by under someone's bed; his small spine couldn't bear such a huge black pot, so he smiled, waved his hand, and clarified:

"Buddy, it wasn't me, I didn't do it. My clothes are still on properly right now; I just went under the wrong bed."

The shirtless man: "?"

What the fuck.

You can go to the wrong bed for this too?

The last time he went to the wrong place was when they had just become friends.

But that time wasn't really a mistake; it was on purpose!!

"Stop making excuses, buddy," the man said, somewhat speechless and annoyed, muttering to himself: "Actually, I had already sensed something was wrong!"

The fear and panic originally in his eyes were now replaced by an epiphany:

"... I knew it. No wonder when I was holding her just now, I always felt her body was strangely hot. It didn't feel like she was just being aroused by me; it felt more like... she had been doing it with you before!"

"When she opened the door, her face flushed too quickly! I thought it was because she missed me after not seeing me for so long! Damn it, I'm such an idiot!"

"And her clothes, too. When she opened the door for me, one of the buttons on her dress was done up wrong."

"It all adds up! It all adds up! I just felt there was a faint, unfamiliar smell in the room... it turns out it was all you!"

"No wonder her state was so off today. At first, she kept telling me to be gentle and said to finish quickly, but she was also especially tight. Later, when she started enjoying it, she became more normal. I thought it was strange at the time; she's never been this shy and cautious, nor this addictive. It turns out it was because she knew there was an audience under the bed! She was very excited..."

The man, piecing together all the evidence, rambled on and on, his voice becoming increasingly certain.

The next second, somewhat agitated, he turned his head, his eyes fixed on Lin Li, his face showing resentment and unwillingness:

"Damn it, during the foreplay, when I was sucking on her, I even sucked out something strange..."

"She even lied to me and said it was just abnormal discharge..."

"What are you guys doing... cheating is cheating, we're all buddies, walking the same path, it's not like I wouldn't let you cheat, why hide? Wouldn't it be better if we all cheated together... teaming up to make me suck your juice is really too much..."

"Brother, as an apology, next time you have to suck my juice too. I beg you, otherwise, I really can't balance my heart. I'm not lying to you, I feel like vomiting right now..."

The more the man spoke, the more resentful he became, looking exactly like someone who had been cheated on but didn't dare to divorce, looking at Lin Li with grievances and choking back sobs.

Lin Li: "(゜▽゜)?"

The development of things had reached a point where even Lin Li couldn't hold it together.

He almost thought he had met the Wang Ze of another world.

What the fuck are you sucking on?

Sure enough, no matter which world humans are from, they all like to make excuses for their behavior after the fact.

Don't they know that making excuses after the fact causes great harm?

Bai Bufan once made an excuse after the fact.

And then that horse gave birth to a centaur.

I don't know how a dog and a horse crossed the reproductive barrier to give birth to a centaur, but this is the magic of making excuses after the fact, isn't it amazing?

"Buddy, no need to make excuses for yourself," Lin Li lowered his voice, laughing uncontrollably as he remarked: "You're just overthinking it now, you even have a bit of a persecution complex."

"Although it's indeed hard for me to explain why I appeared under the bed, I really didn't come here to cheat. What you sucked might really just be simple abnormal discharge or some other gynecological disease. I suggest using some feminine wash, but it really has nothing to do with me."

"You're full of shit!!" The man was angry when he heard this, but he still rationally lowered his voice:

"You guy are still laughing! You're very proud, aren't you!"

"You just don't want to suck my juice!!"

Lin Li's mouth twitched slightly, his expression calm o_o: "... Isn't that fucking obvious."

Who the fuck wants to suck that thing.

"Ha! You admitted it! You really only think about yourself!!" The man was overjoyed, and then even more dissatisfied.

Lin Li: "?"

"I admit your mother, no one wants to suck this except for a gay guy! That's enough, I have no interest in that loose crotch on the bed, and don't talk about—the cuckold, Little Green, is here."

Lin Li's words paused slightly because the room door was opened, and the two of them subconsciously fell silent.

The door was pushed open completely with a creak, and the person they couldn't see from under the bed appeared at the doorway.

But Lin Li was much more capable than his roommate; he couldn't wait to release his spiritual sense. It was boring under the bed; I want to watch the drama outside the bed!

Although spiritual sense doesn't mean eyes and can only probe a silhouette, having no concept of "field of vision," it's still better than nothing.

Outside the bed.

At this moment, the woman was still lying on the bed, covered by a quilt.

After Little Green walked in, he looked gently at the woman on the bed for the first time, not looking anywhere else in the room.

"Did I wake you?"

Little Green's voice carried an apology, a gentle tone used entirely when speaking to a loved one.

"No... I didn't wake up," the woman poked her messy head out from under the quilt, pretending to be calm, and even tried to squeeze out a smile: "I... I haven't slept yet. Why did you... suddenly come back?"

Her voice sounded a bit weak, a bit hoarse from being rushed.

Tsk, probably from sucking her roommate's juice.

Talking about sleeping, it seems it really is night time now.

"The squad returned early and brought back some unexpected gains."

Little Green walked to the bedside, didn't sit down immediately, looked down at the woman wrapped in the quilt, and frowned slightly:

"You... why is your complexion so bad? You're so red, and your voice is hoarse? Are you not feeling well?"

Lin Li's eyes lit up—is it coming ovo?

The roommate in the next bed's eyes went dark—is it coming tat?

"Ah? Oh..." the woman stammered, "I... I did catch a cold... maybe it was because I opened the window to ventilate this afternoon... it was a bit cold..."

"Caught a cold?" The warm man Little Green immediately became nervous:

"I told you to be careful when the temperature drops! Do you want to take some medicine? Is there any medicine at home? If not, I'll see if I can apply for some. Where did I put it—"

"No need, no need!" The woman hurriedly raised her voice to stop him, fearing he would rummage through the room: "It's not serious, I'll be fine after a sleep, really!"

Little Green stopped in his tracks, the heartache on his face almost overflowing:

"It's all my fault for not taking good care of you... letting you worry."

His words suddenly paused.

"Eh, Pingping, why is this bed wet... and, is there some strange smell... sniff, sniff—"

Little Green stopped, raised his head, and seemed to be sniffing with his nose.

"Isn't it normal to sweat when you have a cold..." The woman's voice now also sounded hurried and flustered, "As for the smell, you must have smelled it wrong, there's no smell at all..."

"Ah, maybe I smelled it wrong," Little Green nodded, not really doubting, just shook his head: "How can you sleep well when the bed is so messy? Let me help you tidy it up—"

"Eh—"

The woman wanted to stop him, but it was too late.

Little Green was stunned: "Pingping, why is there a pair of boxer briefs under your pillow?"

Lin Li: "ovo!!"

Roommate: "tat!!"

Lin Li subconsciously looked at his roommate's crotch.

The roommate was wearing pants now, so he couldn't see inside. Was he going commando under his pants?

Eww, disgusting, stay away.

Facing such a fatal loophole, the woman on the bed stammered: "I, I, I... I missed you, so I used your underwear as a pillow, smelling your scent makes me feel at ease."

Lin Li was amazed; is it really such an absurd reason?

Little Green, it's your turn, question and expose all of this, let the blood flow like a river!

Lin Li rubbed his hands like a fly.

Surrounded by Lin Li's expectant spiritual sense, he only "saw" Little Green stand up, his voice somewhat moved: "Pingping, I'm sorry, for the sake of life, there are times when I really can't be by your side..."

Lin Li: "?"

Holy shit, he believed it?

The roommate breathed a sigh of relief, but Lin Li had no expectations left, his face expressionless.

Is he a loser who doesn't even recognize his own underwear?

Where did this idiot come from?