Chapter 497

Lin Li now suspects that the woman on the bed is the number one must-eat on the doomsday world list.

Otherwise, there is no way to explain why a room can hide two cheating boys.

Just now, when his spiritual sense finally penetrated the cabinet partition and probed that there was indeed a human figure inside, Lin Li felt very hard to hold back.

Fuck.

Is it too outrageous?

It's roughly like you becoming a doctor, and during a consultation, after looking at the computer, you seriously say to the patient, "I have some bad news," the patient nervously asks, "What is it," and you solemnly say, "You must stop this self-soothing behavior," the patient is painful and confused, asking, "My God, why, this is the most important joy in my life," and at this time you angrily say, "Because we are in a consultation now."

The patient then accepts it unfulfilled, and afterwards reports you for bullying. That's probably how absurd it is.

Did his roommate really get a green hat?

But come to think of it, there are indeed many signs.

All of the roommate's "sudden realization" and "questioning" just now were not groundless; there was indeed another man before him, just mistaken for himself.

No wonder when the real owner came back, the roommate's first reaction was to hide in the wardrobe, but the woman immediately emphasized that it wouldn't work and made the roommate hide under the bed.

The roommate thought Little Green might have a habit of rummaging through the wardrobe after coming back, but now it seems she was simply worried about the two little yellow-haired roommates meeting the super yellow-haired person in the wardrobe.

It makes sense, everything makes sense.

Lin Li's gaze fixed on his roommate's crotch again.

Associating with the roommate's gaze just now, and the words about "evidence" in his mouth, could it be that the underwear stretched by longing on the bed actually belongs to the big yellow-haired guy in the wardrobe?

Just when Lin Li was brainstorming, his roommate's brain had a nuclear explosion.

What is this guy next to me saying, what does "do I know the person in the wardrobe" mean.

Is there actually someone in the wardrobe?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

First of all, it is known that this guy appeared in this room earlier than himself, so he can know more information.

If there is someone else in the wardrobe and he knows about it, it means this guy next to me is number one, and I, who thought I was number two, am actually number three, and the one in the wardrobe is number two. Little Green, he... who the fuck cares what number he is, it doesn't matter.

Holy shit!!

The roommate's pupils shook!!

—What I sucked just now wasn't pure drink?

"Yue—" the roommate felt a bit nauseous and wanted to vomit, but considering the current scene, he hurriedly covered his mouth to suppress this desire.

Alas, sorrow comes to my heart!

You guys should have just called me if you were having a party.

Why hide it from me—

So sad, I feel like I will never love again...

Lin Li didn't know what his roommate was thinking.

Come to think of it, he still has a "Certificate of Telepathy" that can eavesdrop on thoughts, but the "small probability" in this item description is really "small." Since obtaining it, compared to the "Heavenly Man" state he often enters, it hasn't been triggered even once.

Of course, it is also possible that when it was triggered, there was no one around, so there were no thoughts, leading him to not know it was triggered.

However, the desire for his roommate's thoughts was not enough to shatter this item. Looking at the bitter roommate, Lin Li, who had come back to his senses, wanted to laugh.

A dog-blood drama of love in the doomsday world?

Also full and bored.

If this is a shelter, the conditions must be crushing the shelter where Hu Fei is by several streets, and they actually have the leisure to do these things.

Lin Li, who already had plans, listened to the progress on the bed.

"Pingping, don't be unhappy, didn't I come back to accompany you, why do you still look so worried." Little Green was still caring for the woman, hugging her, and gently burying his head by the bed:

"The mission is over, I can accompany you all night, aren't you happy?"

If the man looked up, he would see the woman's twitching mouth.

Happy? How the fuck can I be happy!!

One under the bed, one in the wardrobe, you're not leaving tonight, what should they do! Why are you men so selfish, thinking only of yourselves!!

"Then let me tell you something interesting to make you laugh," Little Green racked his brains when he heard this, and then said gently, "I heard it when I passed by the medical point before. A person said to the healer that his butt hurt, and the healer asked him to explain exactly where it hurt. The person said it was at the entrance in the middle. The healer didn't even bother to use his ability and said directly, 'If you keep calling it an entrance, it will always hurt.'

Haha, interesting, right?"

Woman: "..."

There is no way to laugh in this situation.

The woman was about to give a perfunctory laugh,

Under the bed: "Hehehe, entrance, holy shit, actually calling it an entrance, it turns out this is a gay guy, it's really funny, hahaha—"

Woman: "(; o_o)?"

Hearing this laughter and sarcasm coming from under the bed, the woman was stunned first, and then terrified—is this Lu Mingyan an idiot, laughing out loud at this time?

And at this time under the bed.

When Lin Li made a sound, his roommate turned his head in shock to look at Lin Li. After a brief blank mind, he immediately reached out to try to cover this guy's mouth.

Fuck!!

This guy must laugh every time he goes to the hospital for an injection, because he laughs at the drip!

Seeing his roommate's thoughts, Lin Li's smile remained unchanged, but he immediately materialized a telescopic baton to block and pull away the man's reaching hand.

Lin Li didn't even dare to think about what the guy in front of him had touched with his hands.

He still wants to cover his mouth, how disgusting.

His hand was pulled and it hurt quite a bit. The roommate, who wanted to be annoyed, felt inexplicably guilty when he met Lin Li's gaze, but then realized what he was guilty about. Clearly, this guy made a big mistake, and he looked at Lin Li angrily again.

And Lin Li had already ignored his roommate and looked at the bed expectantly.

Of course, he laughed on purpose.

Little Green, it's really your turn now, question and expose all of this, let the blood flow like a river!

Little Green: "Yeah, it's very funny."

Little Green: "But Pingping, you should talk less and rest well, your laughter sounds a bit strange now."

"Knock, knock, knock!"

The expressionless Lin Li no longer had the thought of complaining in his heart. He knocked on the bed board and spoke bluntly:

"Eh buddy, are you deaf? This is my laughter, can't you tell?"

He didn't lower his volume at all.

The roommate on the side looked at this number one who jumped directly at the cuckold in disbelief, his heart shaking even more—why are you so brave!

The most shocking thing is why do you have to drag me to die with you when you are brave!!

He immediately reached out to attack Lin Li again.

Lin Li waved the telescopic baton again, but this time the force of the baton exceeded Lin Li's estimation and was actually bent directly.

Looking at the opponent's arm that didn't seem to use full strength, this power can be considered beyond ordinary people, right? Is he a power-type awakener like Hu Fei?

Lin Li was not panicked at all. After all, this telescopic baton was the lowest-level means he had mastered. The "Five Elements Essential Arts" operated, and the fire generated out of thin air directly surrounded the attacking hand.

The burned man immediately retracted his hand, then looked at the flames dissipating in surprise, and then looked at Lin Li's expressionless face. Besides more shock, there was also vigilance and precaution.

The momentary confrontation ended. Little Green outside the bed had sound ears after all. Hearing Lin Li's question, he paused and then raised his head: "Did I just hear a man talking to me?"

"You're too tired! You must be having auditory hallucinations!" The woman stomped on the bed, seemingly wanting to warn the person under the bed in her cognition.

Lin Li: "Yes, yes, yes, buddy, you heard wrong, you two continue, continue, tell as many jokes as you can!!"