Chapter 500

Yang Bangjie did not go to the trend in the end.

The thing that successfully saved him in the end was not the so-called public order and good customs of the crowd, but simply because the class bell rang.

It's all Wang Ze's fault for wanting so much foreplay and not getting straight to the point.

There was a chance that it would develop into Yang Bangjie being hanged naked, and then Wang Ze standing silently in front of him with his head down in sorrow.

Maybe there is diffraction.

Alas, everyone knows that 350234 is a god, but why do they always ignore that 350235 is also a rare masterpiece.

The crowd was unfulfilled. Wang Ze, who wanted to go through the back door the most, could only helplessly return to the classroom from the front door, while others entered the classroom from the back door.

Seeing that the crowd's return and stopping chatting was an unstoppable trend, Huang Yi and Zhou Jiana, who were standing in the back row closest to the back door locker, looking like they were chatting but actually didn't know what they were chatting about and didn't listen to what the other party was saying, but were chatting anyway, could only regretfully return to their seats when they saw this.

Alas, my ears haven't been raped enough yet.

"The homework is just what was assigned yesterday, that's it, class dismissed, everyone pay attention to safety on the way home."

In the afternoon, when the last math class came to an end, the penultimate weekend of this semester was declared to have begun.

"Wuhu! Weekend!"

"It's like being reborn! My waist doesn't hurt! My legs aren't sore! Even the knees on my hands are comfortable!"

"Reborn? Where did you get it? Get me one too,"

Qin Zeyu, who was packing his schoolbag, looked over after hearing Bai Bufan's cheers, his eyes scattered, muttering while touching his chin:

"You guys say, is there a possibility that this year after I become a sophomore senior, when I go to queue for food at the beginning of school, a pair of white and slender hands will gently pat me, and I turn my head to find that it is a 164cm tall, sweet-looking, well-behaved, with a little tsundere attribute, love-brained, jealous, clingy, gentle to others, high ponytail, soft voice, not good at socializing, silly white sweet kawaii freshman junior sister.

She forgot to bring her meal card when she first arrived, and seeing such a handsome and kind senior like me, she mustered up the courage to come to me for help with a red face. After having dinner with me, she made an appointment with me to invite me to dinner at the same place tomorrow, but she forgot to bring her meal card again. In this way, we ate together for a whole week and slowly got to know each other, and on the weekend of that day, she added my contact information. Coincidentally, every time she forgot to bring her meal card, she could find me in the crowd. She ran towards me, looking at my side face, and ripples appeared in her heart.

She was conquered by my gentleness, kindness, and appearance. On the evening of this day, when we were having dinner together, she suddenly leaned in front of me, stammering, her hands at a loss in front of her chest, looking at me with affection and shyness, saying—if you were by my side every day, I would never be afraid of forgetting to bring my meal card again.

At this time, I will get up and turn my head in silence. When she is at a loss with tears in her eyes, I will turn my head and say to her, hey, hey, hey, are you planning to break into my world so easily? Even if you are a cute little junior sister, I can't forgive you. Really, then I will punish you to eat every meal in your future life with me. She looked at me with a pair of cute eyes in a daze. At this time, I will turn my head and say to her, silly girl, I promise you.

Hiss—is this too unreserved? Or should I wait and see if there are more excellent junior sisters to compete for me, triggering a love comedy Shura field, or even triggering a lucky pervert segment?

Oh my, thinking about it this way, I suddenly feel a bit distressed. Now I don't know whether to look forward to the arrival of the sophomore year or resist it, hehe~ hehe~"

Qin Zeyu, who already had a silver smile on his face, touched the stack of meal cards in his pocket, unable to close his mouth with joy.

Suddenly felt that something was missing, subconsciously looked to the left—

People·gone·tea·cool.

Empty·empty·swing·swing.

"..."

Whether it was his deskmate Zhou Baowei, or Lin Li and Bai Bufan next door, there was no one in their seats now, and the chairs were pushed under the table.

A wisp of wind blew, flipping a few pages of the book on Lin Li's desk.

"Whoo—whoo—"

Like mockery.

Qin Zeyu: "..."

Holy shit!!!

Qin Zeyu realized what he was missing just now. What was missing was the complaining and humiliation from these evil animals.

But the problem is, their behavior of not even bothering to complain and just running away without birding him seems even more humiliating!!

Qin Zeyu looked to the right.

There was still one person in the back row on the right—Chen Tianming, who was preparing to stay at school happily with Yao Qiaoqiao this week.

Feeling Qin Zeyu's gaze, Chen Tianming looked over and then smiled plainly.

The composition of the smile is two parts mockery, one part concern, seven parts pity, and ninety parts haha this person is really a pure roadside wild dog, can't even forget the meal card tactic in his dreams, right.

Qin Zeyu doesn't want to live anymore.

Really doesn't want to live anymore.

If there was a 175 small beauty 36d senior sister standing shyly in front of him and opening her arms to gently ask if he needed a hug and comfort, little Zeyu, Qin Zeyu would really choose to bury himself in the senior sister's chest until he suffocated himself.

As for whether this counts as suicide or homicide.

Qin Zeyu thinks it counts as euthanasia.

"Lin Li, remember to transfer the air ticket money to me later."

Bai Bufan, who had already abandoned Qin Zeyu and was walking towards the school gate, turned his head and said to Lin Li.

"What air ticket money?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows, preparing to listen to what kind of shit Bai Bufan was planning to spray this time.

Bai Bufan: "I have already decided, tonight's flight is for you. Don't you think it's selfish if you don't split the air ticket money?"

Sure enough.

"Hehe." Lin Li raised his middle finger.

Bai Bufan, who wanted to respond to Lin Li's cold violence, suddenly frowned and fell into thought. After half a second, he raised his head and asked:

"Lin Li, Baowei, you say, there were no airplanes in ancient times, how did those boys who started to gain momentum get through puberty? Wouldn't this be suffocating?"

Zhou Baowei: "Didn't poetry give the answer—'Singing to express ambition'."

Lin Li sneered: "There was no concept of puberty in ancient times, what is there to get through?"

"Master, now that you say that, I understand!"

Laughing and joking to the door, the three separated and went back to their homes.

He didn't go directly to Brother Sun. After all, going out in a school uniform always tends to cause some unnecessary trouble, and there was still time before the agreed time. Lin Li went home first to change into casual clothes, and then had a simple dinner before riding his bike to Brother Sun's barbecue restaurant.

As for the time, it should be the time when this kind of barbecue restaurant that is open until midnight starts to open. Lin Li also told Brother Sun that if the time conflicts, it can be moved to tomorrow during the day, or he can directly let himself negotiate with the intermediary, but Brother Sun said it doesn't matter.

Of course, it's not directly closing the store. Brother Sun's answer is—

"There is no wife in the wife cake, no strawberries in the strawberry tart, no cake in the cow dung cake, no essence in the essence liquid, what is Brother Sun's barbecue restaurant without a Brother Sun, it's not a big problem."

Thorough.

When he arrived, the barbecue restaurant was indeed already open, but it seemed to have just opened, and there were no customers.

In the middle of the shop, you can see an older bald man scolding Brother Sun.

From the appearance, it should be father and son.

Understood, no wonder the store can be opened even if Brother Sun is not there. It seems that tonight is Brother Sun's Dad's barbecue restaurant.

Brother Sun also noticed Lin Li's appearance. While accepting the lecture, he made a gesture towards Lin Li, signaling to wait a moment.

Lin Li nodded, locked his bike at the door, and looked at his phone.

"Bai Bufan: Giving birth to a son is like raising a pig @Zhou Baowei, giving birth to a daughter is like planting Chinese cabbage. Some fathers are very gratified, having raised a pig for so many years, comprehensive intervention will arch other people's cabbage. Some fathers are very uncomfortable, having planted cabbage for so many years, it was arched by other people's pigs @Lin Li.

Some fathers are very angry, their own pigs actually arched their own cabbage, and some fathers are very desperate, their own pigs actually arched other people's pigs @Wang Ze.

Of course, some fathers will be very confused, because they found that the cabbage's self-recognition is a tomato, and what is even more tragic is that some people worked hard to plant cabbage, thinking that a good pig could arch it in the future, but their own cabbage thinks about arching themselves every day.

The most hateful thing is that some fathers found that the pig they raised would eventually turn into the appearance of cabbage to wait for other people's pigs to arch.

And some cabbage, when they grow up, will run to the market to sell themselves.

Super low price! Special sale!

@All members! I have a cabbage resource here, 500 per share, does anyone need it?"

"Zhang Haoyang: Is the Yan State map so long?"

"Zhou Baowei: I have a premonition that after spending 500, Bai Bufan will really send a catty of cabbage."

"Wang Ze: Who wants to arch me? @All members."

"Wang Ze: Hey hey hey? Is anyone there?"

"Wang Ze: Who is willing to be arched by me? @All members."

"Wang Ze: Hey hey hey? Is anyone there?"

"Yang Bangjie: 'Color picture'"

"Bai Bufan: You don't believe in my character a little bit, Baowei."

"Bai Bufan: Actually, I'm too lazy to even send real cabbage, I just ran away after collecting the money."