Chapter 501

Is this right?

Not right, right?

Not right?

Right, right?

Not right, not right, not right, not right, not right.

Oh right, right, right, right, right.

Look! The left brain used a Lushan Rising Chicken Ba move on the right brain. It's really wonderful. The wrinkles of the right brain have been beaten smooth. Can it fight again! Yes! It can! It stood up! It didn't live up to the expectations of the audience who liked it. The right brain not only stood up, it's a combo! It actually hit a combo! Left and right straight punches followed by left swing punches and turning whip punches! Oh, grandmother's groundhog, this left brain's brain flower is scattered and can't be put in a hot pot! But the left brain hasn't given up yet, it's still fighting! It's still sending its last nerves—

—Brother Sun feels that there is a boxing match like this going on in his brain now.

Arnold has a sharp point that can replace thinking, but Brother Sun doesn't, so he can't draw a conclusion and is a bit confused.

Hiss—

The short sentence "lend you one year of life" seems to be understandable in any way.

Because you don't know whether it omits "lend to you" or "lend your".

The meanings of the two will therefore be completely different.

Chinese, very powerful, right?

Brother Sun couldn't help but think of his high school.

At that time, he did a Chinese abbreviation question called "The head teacher's eyes shed happy tears," which seemed to be an original question from a certain year's college entrance examination.

At that time, his thinking logic was like this.

The subject is the head teacher's eyes, which can be abbreviated as "eyes".

The noun is happy tears, which is liquid, which can be abbreviated as "liquid".

The verb is shed.

So the final abbreviation answer is "The head teacher's eyes shed happy tears" = "Shed eye liquid".

In the end, not only was it completely wrong, but he was also criticized by the Chinese teacher.

Almost had to be soaked in a pig cage.

It is worth mentioning that his deskmate gave the answer "The head teacher flows water," although it was half right and half wrong, he was still criticized by the Chinese teacher.

Almost had to be soaked in a pig cage with him.

In short, back to the present, obviously, the person who wrote this life-borrowing note is not only stingy, but like himself back then, committed the part that should not have been omitted, confused.

At this point, Brother Sun nodded and gave a thumbs up:

"Lin Li, you are right, he is actually quite good, maybe he is calculating to learn from Guanyin to do good deeds, sacrifice himself, break his arm to save others, hoping that he can also become an immortal."

"What a great existence," Lin Li also nodded in approval, and happily put the ten yuan and the other party's one year of life in his pocket:

"Breaking an arm to save others... if the other party has such will and carries it out, I don't know if he can become a top-level true immortal like Guanyin in the end, but a lower-level one, a subsistence allowance household is definitely no problem."

Brother Sun: "(゜▽゜)?"

Below the top-level true immortal, it turns out to be a subsistence allowance household.

You are afraid that it is more than one level this time.

Tsk, you still say you believe in this! You kid is simply that kind of self-adaptive belief!!

Once upon a time, Brother Sun always felt that under the influence of those customers on weekdays, his existence was becoming less and less human.

The Brother Sun legend has spread to the Brother Sun's Dad legend.

It is said that in '91, a customer's son was one point short of getting into a middle school in an exam. When taking the exam, he wrote that there were several countries in the world, and his son mistakenly wrote 195. Finally, he entrusted it to Brother Sun's Dad. Brother Sun's Dad nodded, acted quickly, and helped him make the answer correct in October.

It's already very unlike a human, right?

But today facing Lin Li.

Brother Sun finally knows that above not being human, there is a realm that is not human at all!

Although Lin Li is young, he is actually a senior!

While Brother Sun and Lin Li were thinking, another car arrived at this somewhat desolate land, slowed down when passing the two, pulled down the window, and revealed a woman's face that was close to thirty years old:

"Brother Sun! Sorry, sorry, I'm late, the road over there is a bit blocked, let you wait for a long time! Sorry, sorry!"

The visitor is naturally the second-hand car intermediary that Brother Sun had agreed with before, named Wei Xuan.

"Just arrived, didn't wait long, sister." Brother Sun's thoughts broke away from the definition of human, and politely greeted Wei Xuan, "Then let's go in?"

"Okay!" Wei Xuan nodded, drove the car behind Brother Sun's car at the door, then got out of the car, took a bunch of keys from her waist, and started to open the door.

"This little handsome guy is the one who intends to buy a second-hand car, right?" While opening the door, Wei Xuan, as a salesperson, habitually communicated with the "customer".

"Yes." Lin Li nodded.

"Okay, you can look at the cars here however you want later. If the conditions of some cars allow, you can even test drive them directly. If you don't feel that the cars in this garage are suitable, I actually have other resources in my hands, whether online or offline, I can recommend them to you..."

Wei Xuan introduced enthusiastically.

She didn't perfunctory him at all because Lin Li looked young and didn't look like a rich person.

However, the reason is that Lin Li had already given the hard work fee in advance. No matter whether Lin Li buys a car in the end, the hard work fee of several hundred yuan that Wei Xuan got does not need to be returned to Lin Li.

That is to say, there must be income tonight.

Because of this, what does it matter if Lin Li just looks and doesn't buy? Anyway, he is just an intermediary. If it is really sold, the commission is not particularly high. If it is that kind of broken car in the garage, not joking, if it is really sold, his commission is not as much as Lin Li gave.

Can this not be enthusiastic and polite?

Accompanied by the sound of iron chains rubbing, the door lock was unlocked... the first layer.

Brother Sun, who habitually helped push the door, found that he couldn't push it open, looked at the door crack in doubt, and found that there was still a lock.

"It's not open yet." Wei Xuan smiled and started changing other keys with labels.

"Whoa, you have three layers of locks on one door," Brother Sun scratched his head and joked with a smile, "It seems that what is parked inside are all treasures, Lin Li is lucky."

"They can't be called treasures, but there is no way. It's too remote here, and the area is large. I often meet thieves who come to steal parts. I caught three of them last year alone. Don't you see that the broken glass and barbed wire on the wall are new? They are all to prevent such people. I also installed a few monitors, but full coverage is too expensive, and they will be deliberately damaged by these car thieves.

Finally, the company felt that a stupid method was more suitable."

Wei Xuan shrugged indifferently, her tone not very concerned.

After all, what was stolen was company property, and the salary given by the company was not enough for her to feel indignant.

Review, this is called "no shame in salary".

【The worries of external troubles continue to increase, and the empire should work together to deal with them, but external troubles are always accompanied by internal worries. There are always people who covet mechas that do not belong to them and engage in despicable theft, violating the laws of the empire.

This kind of behavior and atmosphere must never be tolerated. Every theft is a decline in the success rate of dealing with foreign enemies. Now as an accepted member, it is absolutely not allowed!】

【Time-limited task triggered!】

【Task 2: Within two months, stop and punish the evil deeds of stealing mechas, at least three times (0/3)】

【Task reward: Physical improvement: Mecha synchronization index +20; random mecha-oriented ability; system currency*200】

Lin Li, who was still waiting for the door to open, raised his eyebrows when he saw the message popped up by the system.

Look, look, his plan is simply perfect.

This has just begun, and he hasn't even done anything, and he successfully triggered a task.

And it is a classic punishment task.

It seems that the Xiling Black Silk Hero is going to appear again.