Chapter 90: Don't do it at this barbershop

A promise is a very heavy thing; it should not be made lightly.

With the system potentially going haywire at any moment, who knows if the next encounter will be at the Joyous Union Sect again?

That is why a "rose" is the reply that best expresses one's feelings.

It's a pity that Yang Liang doesn't seem to understand his intentions; when saying goodbye on WeChat at the end, the text revealed a sense of resentment.

There really is no helping him.

……

Evening.

After Lin Li searched for some information in front of the computer and resolved some doubts on the photocopies, the translation of the Pure Thunder-Driving Method was basically half-finished.

The speed was much faster than when he translated the Body Tempering Eight-Section Brocade before.

Aside from the fact that the content was indeed much less than the Body Tempering Eight-Section Brocade, the experience and knowledge accumulated during the previous translation also provided a lot of benefits this time, greatly improving efficiency.

Having a new cultivation technique, he naturally had to try learning it.

The opening content, which was the first step Lin Li wanted to practice for this Pure Thunder-Driving Method, was simple to state:

To drive thunder, the body must be able to contain and control lightning. The opening chapter explains how to use spiritual energy to transform one's body into a Pure Thunder-Driving Body, allowing the body to absorb, transfer, and output lightning.

As the progress of the thunder body transformation improves, the efficiency of these links also increases, and finally, the efficiency will be greater than 1—that is, after the absorbed lightning circulates in the body, the power when outputting is stronger than when it was absorbed; the thunder body becomes an amplifier.

If it could only serve as an amplifier, then this thunder method wouldn't be worthy of being called a thunder method. After the thunder body is perfected, self-generating lightning is also a basic operation.

When Yang Yongxin comes by then, he will have to respectfully call him the Thunder Dharma King.

Electric Boy, hurry up and use your Mars Great Liqun!

The shaping of the thunder body requires spiritual energy. The spare low-grade spirit stone that Lin Li exchanged for but did not use on Sunday night came in handy at this time.

After manifesting it, Lin Li began to guide the spiritual energy to circulate and knock on the gates within his body according to the introduction of the Pure Thunder-Driving Method.

There were too many acupuncture points and terms marked on this Pure Thunder-Driving Method. Lin Li couldn't find these terms on the modern internet at all; they were likely the kind that only circulated in the cultivation world. Fortunately, it was also an illustrated book, so he could find the correct positions based on the diagrams.

The most important effect of the Body Tempering Eight-Section Brocade's spiritual energy chapter on his body transformation was that it allowed the spiritual energy in his body to be split into two to spend.

This point was not obvious when continuing to study the spiritual energy chapter deeply. After all, the further one goes in the spiritual energy chapter, the more spiritual energy is needed, and the effect of improving his utilization efficiency of spiritual energy was directly offset or even covered up.

But now, its benefits were vividly displayed.

This low-grade spirit stone now felt like it could last a long time.

Twenty minutes later, Lin Li opened his eyes with lingering interest; the spirit stone in his hand had already become an empty shell.

But its sacrifice was worth it.

The spiritual energy had already followed the instructions of the Pure Thunder-Driving Method and circled most of the way through his body. As long as there was one more low-grade spirit stone, he would definitely be able to complete a full circle and turn his body into the most basic thunder body.

Then he would stay up late and wait until twelve o'clock.

The anticipation for the thunder body far outweighed the sleepiness; he probably wouldn't be able to fall asleep even if he went to bed now.

However, it was only just past ten o'clock.

He couldn't just wait for two hours.

If it were before, Lin Li would have already started his happy short video time.

But now, the schoolbag he rarely brought home had its use!

Study! I love studying! Studying loves me!

Turning on the eye-protecting desk lamp, Lin Li set off with effort toward the goal of taking Wang Yuezhi as his son.

"I actually did this kind of thing." Lin Li couldn't even believe it himself.

This broken desk lamp was covered in dust, which was enough to show how long it hadn't been used.

But when Lin Li's mother came home when he was a child, she often saw Lin Li studying like this.

It was just that when she went to touch the TV or computer case and then touched her earlobes to dissipate the heat after being burned, Lin Li knew his disguise had failed.

Fortunately, mothers rarely had belts.

A feather duster was much more comfortable to be whipped with.

……

"A green machine gun shooter and a blue ice shooter, the offspring are all green machine gun shooters. Hmm, that means green and machine gun are dominant genes."

"Then after this machine gun shooter self-crosses, there are four types of offspring, and all dominant and recessive genes will appear brilliantly. This question is basic. What is the flower language of peas? 9331!"

"By the way, what position is self-crossing?"

"Damn, why did you pea family suddenly start promiscuity on this question? Shameless! Can you improve your moral standards!"

"Damn Meng Deer, you kid used the church's money, planted the church's land, and then took your damn basket of peas and overturned the church! And Morgan, you and your damn white-eyed fruit flies are not good things either!"

Because he was home alone, Lin Li could say his inner thoughts directly while studying without any scruples.

Although he was complaining, Lin Li believed that biology was the kindest subject in science, and it was also the best one among his science grades.

Originally, if the system hadn't been activated, Lin Li would probably have chosen biology, geography, and technology for his three out of seven subjects.

But because of the basic memory improvement and 【Strong Knowledge】, Lin Li's choice now should be a bit more liberal arts-oriented, but it would only be decided at the end of the term anyway, so there was no rush.

"Ding-a-ling—ding-a-ling—"

The alarm clock rang, meaning it was twelve o'clock.

"Yay! Four more hours and I can grind Genshin daily!"

Just kidding, Lin Li doesn't play Genshin.

He immediately put down Meng Deer's legacy, called up the system, and exchanged for today's spirit stone.

It was another dull low-grade one; the gambler still hadn't achieved any success.

【570 (650)】

Ever since he could use spirit stones, a bracketed number showing his historical system currency acquisition appeared in the system currency column of his panel.

Putting aside these distracting thoughts, Lin Li sat cross-legged on the seat again and began to absorb the spiritual energy in the spirit stone.

More than ten minutes passed. Lin Li opened his eyes and spat out a mouthful of turbid air.

There was still nearly half of the spiritual energy left in the spirit stone in his hand, so he kept it in the warehouse first.

The spiritual energy had already completed a circle in his body according to the instructions of the Pure Thunder-Driving Method, and the thunder body was initially formed.

Lin Li took out his photocopy of the Pure Thunder-Driving Method and looked at the content behind it.

With a thunder body, he naturally had to start driving thunder, but in a situation where he couldn't generate thunder yet, the practice of the Pure Thunder-Driving Method still required the help of external forces.

The Pure Thunder-Driving Method did give advice on external forces, such as "soaking in a thunder pool," "going to the Triple Thunder Heaven," "searching for thunder-bearing seeds," "taking purple thunder pills"……

It was very rich, worthy of being called nanny-level teaching. The only problem was:

"Can you damn well talk about things that actually exist in reality."

"Why don't you let Railgun throw a coin at my forehead? Wouldn't that be more refreshing than a thunder pool?"

Lin Li threw the photocopy of the Pure Thunder-Driving Method back onto the table.

Complaining aside, he looked around.

=9+Book_Bar

Thunder, to put it bluntly, is electricity. Theoretically speaking, reality not only has it, but it's everywhere, on every street corner.

Just like the socket on the side that Lin Li's eyes were looking at now.

If he went to wash his hands now but didn't dry them, and then stuck them directly into the socket to do a hand gesture dance, he felt it would probably hurt a little.

Lin Li's gaze looked at the charging cable of the desk lamp again. There was a cracked rubber ring in the middle, which was wrapped with black tape several times to ensure safety.

If he unwrapped this tape and put the copper wire inside the wire into his mouth to knit a sweater, he felt the taste would be a bit more numb than Sichuan peppercorns.

If these powers weren't enough, there were often sparrows chirping on the utility poles; doing pull-ups on them should also be quite fun.

Lin Li felt that he, who had these thoughts, was the man with the most guts in the world.

He might be able to put these thoughts into practice in the future.

But it must be in the future.

Lin Li felt that he probably couldn't handle it now.

If his corpse was charred black by electricity, and God thought he was a black person when he went to heaven, what if he was sent to pick cotton too?

The thunder body was only initially formed, so he should still proceed step by step and try gradually regarding the power of the lightning he contacted.

With the anti-electric ability he had gained from his thunder body, it might not be as good as the legendary electric-resistant king Wu Jing.

Lin Li didn't hesitate and went directly to the shopping software to buy a few electric shock toys, and then bought a basic CNC power supply for over six hundred, which could control the current output from 0-220v.

But now, letting Lin Li just go to sleep and wait for the express delivery made him feel a bit unwilling.

Let's look for other power sources in the house.

Lin Li first thought of the "Electric Little Heavenly Demon Blood Crow Swatter"; this thing was placed right next to his desk.

He picked it up and examined it. There was a warning on it, prohibiting touching, and it prompted that the interlayer electric grid carried a voltage of 2100 volts.

2100 volts sounded scarier than 220 volts, but in reality, what really affects the damage is the current; the greater the current and the longer the time, the greater the harm caused.

He searched for information on the computer. When the current reaches 10 mA AC or 50 mA DC, human muscles will spasm and the pain will be obvious. Increasing it further will lead to difficulty breathing and heart spasms, endangering life.

Plus, when the human body is not damp, there is a certain resistance. Touching this electric mosquito swatter certainly wouldn't be fatal, but it would definitely be very painful and might even produce semi-permanent scars.

It was better not to try it rashly.

Lin Li didn't want to have flaws because of this kind of thing after he had finally improved his charm.

Remembering the reason for Bai Bufan's standing punishment in physics class today, Lin Li decided to be the kind of silly person Bai Bufan talked about who wears a sweater in summer.

Of course, just wearing a sweater wasn't enough.

The reason why the physics teacher could ask why it's not easy to generate static electricity when taking off a sweater in summer is that the air humidity in summer is relatively high, and charges are easily conducted away by water vapor in the air, making it difficult to accumulate, so it's not easy to generate static electricity.

——But a genius is always a genius; Lin Li chose to run into the closet where the desiccant was placed to rub the sweater.

He really did rub out a few crackles, but these static electricity disappeared before Lin Li even touched them.

Defeat of a genius.

Lin Li pondered.

"Wait, how could I forget that thing!"

Lin Li dropped the sweater, crawled out of the closet, and started searching around the house.

Finally, Lin Li showed a smile.

——He found several lighters in the tool cabinet at home.

And Lin Li's gaze was locked on the piezoelectric igniter inside the lighter.

Lin Li didn't play with this thing less when he was a child.

Using this to shock people was fun, but of course, he was also shocked—because it hurt the enemy by a thousand and damaged himself by eight hundred. If you pressed it yourself, it was very likely that you would be shocked as well.

This was a ready-made electric shock toy.

When he was a child, Lin Li would even specifically look for people who threw away lighters on the street, and then smash them to take out this igniter.

Of course, violent disassembly was not advisable and very dangerous. Once, when he smashed a lighter, it exploded. Fortunately, he threw it far away and didn't hurt himself.

At this moment, Lin Li chose a lighter with the least butane left, used a screwdriver to pry open the iron sheet on the top, and twisted the plastic parts until it fell off.

This way, he could safely take out the piezoelectric igniter.

Without hesitation, since it couldn't cause substantial harm to the human body, Lin Li immediately aimed the wire at his skin and pressed it down without hesitation.

"Click—"

In the dim environment, one could even see a fleeting point of electric light.

Seeking monthly tickets

(End of this chapter) ===== CHAPTER 91 =====