Chapter 91: Cultivation monetization, I will rake in two or three thousand a month!
Lin Li's hand didn't move at all, and there was no reflex caused by pain.
Not only was it not painful, but it even felt comfortable for that moment, as if it were giving himself a massage. It was a pity that it was too fleeting, and instead, he felt a bit of lingering interest.
Lin Li applied some water to the part of his body that was shocked, which could reduce resistance and make the shock more refreshing, and then continued to press.
Sure enough, it was more comfortable.
When the clicking sound in the room stopped, Lin Li had even pressed a mark on his thumb.
After shocking himself, Lin Li began to shock small objects around him.
Fun.
It's a pity that the piezoelectric igniter can only ignite gas; wanting to use this thing to ignite dry wood chips is unrealistic.
After all, he was no longer the child he used to be. After playing for a few minutes, Lin Li rubbed his aching thumb and threw the piezoelectric igniter back into the toolbox.
Played enough, not playing anymore, time to sleep.
Lin Li got up and left.
Then he stopped.
What did he come here for?
After thinking for three seconds, Lin Li suddenly smiled with relief.
Damn it, he wasn't here to reminisce about his childhood. He was just busy getting shocked and forgot to operate the Pure Thunder-Driving Method to absorb these lightning bolts.
——A small-success thunder body still couldn't achieve passive absorption.
Remembering the important business, Lin Li first absorbed a little spiritual energy from the spirit stone, then made it circulate in his body along the meridians of the thunder body, and then aimed the igniter at himself and pressed it again.
The faint current circulated through his whole body the moment the sound rang out, and finally disappeared. It was already different from the feeling of just being shocked.
But the amount was too small, and it couldn't "take shape" in his body.
So Lin Li shocked himself a few more times before he finally felt faintly that there was something more in his body that he could control.
"Is this considered absorbed and stored?"
To test it, Lin Li tore off a tiny piece of paper and placed it on the table, then stretched out his index finger and aimed it at it, starting to release the current stored in his body according to the method given by the Thunder-Driving Method.
"Pop—" A faint sound of charge explosion.
The paper scrap didn't even move at all.
If it weren't for the sound of the charge explosion just now, one wouldn't even know Lin Li had released electricity.
This was still the result of the distance between Lin Li's finger and the paper scrap being less than five millimeters—any further and the charge couldn't be transmitted at all.
This effect was actually much weaker than using an electric shock device directly.
But Lin Li was very happy.
At this moment, he couldn't wait to (scream) (twist) (crawl in the dark) (wriggle).
Because at this moment, Lin Li finally did something that humans couldn't do.
This small step of Lin Li's was a big step for Lin Li!
His efforts were meaningful.
"Thanks, butt!"
Lin Li delivered his award acceptance speech.
Because Lin Li always remembered one thing: in the face of any difficulty, it was his butt that always supported him silently behind him. Without the butt, he wouldn't have been able to hold on until today.
The power was weak only because his cultivation base was not enough. The lightning absorbed was already small, and the newly formed thunder body still had losses during the release process. It would be strange if it had power.
When the thunder body is perfected in the future, it will be able to self-generate lightning and expand and amplify it. By then, Lin Li will come to challenge this paper scrap again!
And if he uses his Qilin Arm in the 【Power Accumulation】 state to release the current, he can also superimpose an additional doubling of the power.
So, although the effect is currently terrible, the future is promising!
【Pure Thunder-Driving Method has been initially glimpsed, the Dao method has been initially formed. If you want to go further, closing the door to build a car is not advisable. Actual combat and discussing the Dao are indispensable. Why not discuss the Dao with friends and slay demons and monsters with enemies.】
【Task triggered!】
【Task 4: Discuss the Dao with ten fellow Daoists using the Pure Thunder-Driving Method, and slay at least ten demons and monsters with the Pure Thunder-Driving Method.】
【Reward: Physical improvement: Pure Thunder-Driving Body effect increased by 50%; Thunder-bearing seed *1; System currency *50】
Just as Lin Li's thoughts arose, the system suddenly popped up a task notification.
After looking at the task description, Lin Li scratched his head.
Slaying ten demons with the thunder method didn't feel difficult; just electrocuting mosquitoes would do. Although the system precisely required it to be the Pure Thunder-Driving Method, and using an electric mosquito swatter definitely wouldn't count, it was still simple.
As long as he took off the 【Blood Crow Killer】 title and reached his hand outside the window, those blood crows would naturally stick to his skin, and he could electrocute them to death when he released electricity.
What confused Lin Li more was the part about discussing the Dao with ten fellow Daoists. How to discuss it? Electrocute them one by one?
Although it's quite fun, it's not very good, hehe.
"Consider the Dao discussion during the day, let's slay demons and monsters first now."
"However, relying on this piezoelectric device is a bit unrealistic; the current is indeed a bit too small." Lin Li looked at the piezoelectric device in his hand and felt it was a bit difficult.
With the power he used to electrocute the paper just now, he probably couldn't electrocute a mosquito to death at once.
And he had to press for a long time to release a little bit.
It was small and couldn't satisfy Lin Li at all.
So Lin Li searched for information online to study how to make a durable but relatively safe current release device.
There were actually basic tutorials.
So Lin Li found a board of batteries from the toolbox that were better than six but didn't have advertising fees so he wouldn't name them. He used a very simple and violent way to wrap two copper wires tightly against the two poles of the battery and connect them in series to increase the voltage.
A board of twelve, the voltage was no more than eighteen volts, still kept within a safe range acceptable to the human body.
Then Lin Li made his hands completely wet to further reduce resistance and let more current enter his body.
Then he placed the battery pack on the tiled floor where a short circuit wouldn't cause a fire.
Now the safety was also guaranteed.
Only then did Lin Li hold both copper wires with one hand.
Simple, crude, but effective.
No short circuit.
The current began to pour into his whole body continuously, and Lin Li immediately operated the Pure Thunder-Driving Method to absorb it all.
Perhaps because his thunder body was just formed, after a few minutes, Lin Li felt that he was "full."
The remaining current could no longer be absorbed, and he began to feel the discomfort of being electrocuted. Sure enough, the premise of comfort was that he could absorb it.
His capacity was still too small; he felt it wasn't even 100 mA.
Lin Li let go, returned to the desk, and released electricity at the paper scrap again. He heard a pop sound that was much clearer than before, and the paper scrap was flipped over.
And after finally having stock in his body, Lin Li could control the output force—he could output extremely high-voltage current in an instant, or output low-voltage weak current for a long time.
It's just that the effective attack distance was still ridiculously short.
But killing a mosquito should be no problem.
Before killing mosquitoes, Lin Li excitedly dug out his old mobile phone from home.
He plugged in the charging cable, but the plug was pressed tightly against his index finger and thumb.
"……"
"Knock knock."
"……"
In the ten-plus seconds, the phone charging icon only lit up for an instant.
"I really became a power bank." Lin Li looked at his hands excitedly and uncontrollably.
The rest of the time there was no reaction because he couldn't skillfully control the voltage and current, and it didn't match the charger.
When he could control it precisely, he would definitely be able to provide stable power.
A human power bank, this is too convenient. Sure enough, cultivation is the primary productive force!
The future is even more promising.
By then, he would stand on the street and tell passersby that he could fully charge their phones for one and a half yuan. Wouldn't he earn eighty or a hundred yuan that day?
Cultivation monetization, wouldn't he rake in two or three thousand a month like this!
The world's richest man is right before his eyes!
Fantasy time later, now it's time to complete the task.
So Lin Li followed his previous idea, removed the title, used 【Power Accumulation】, stretched his right hand out the window, and waited for the willing to take the bait.
【Slay at least ten demons and monsters with the Pure Thunder-Driving Method (1/10)】
When a mosquito that came to suck blood but only sucked electricity fell from his arm, the system told Lin Li that his plan was effective.
It's a pity that Lin Li was still very unskilled in controlling the thunder body. When the mosquito stuck to the middle of his forearm, Lin Li couldn't make it release electricity only in the small area where it was, but let almost the entire forearm release electricity.
This would waste a lot of electricity, causing Lin Li to have to go back to charge (physically) while electrocuting.
His power bank, at the current stage, is really troublesome to charge, has a small capacity, and the output is unstable.
……
【Slay at least ten demons and monsters with the Pure Thunder-Driving Method (9/10)】
【Slay at least ten demons and monsters with the Pure Thunder-Driving Method (10/10)】
"This half of the task of slaying demons and monsters is considered complete, only the Dao discussion is left." After electrocuting, Lin Li thought about how to complete the other half of the task while charging himself.
Then he gave up thinking now.
Doing scientific research and charging and discharging in the middle of the night, it was already 1:30 in the morning, and he still had to get up before five o'clock tomorrow... no, today. The time left for him was really not much this time.
If he didn't sleep now, he wouldn't need to sleep.
Yawning, Lin Li, who had been very regular in his daily routine recently, had indeed been sleepy for a long time; it was the anticipation of the thunder method that had kept him hanging until now.
Lying on the bed, adjusting to the most comfortable position: "Good night." "Buzz— (Good night)"
Lin Li, who had reached the point of falling asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow, got up cursing.
Damn, he forgot to close the window. The damn Great Demon Heaven Blood Crows are here again.
……
Although he slept late, he managed to get up in the morning. As for being sleepy, it was unavoidable.
After a simple wash, Lin Li went downstairs to practice.
Because his spirit stone quota for today was used up in the early morning, leaving only a small half, he simply practiced the odd-numbered chapters this morning.
When he saw Zhou Youwei, Lin Li stared at him several times.
Thinking about it, his last Dao discussion task was helped by little Zhou.
Then could he also become one-tenth of his task this time?
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But Lin Li thought about it and decided against it. Electrocuting an old man was even more excessive than playing chess with Zhan Ying and bullying an old lady.
A more critical reason was that the current, which was not fatal to many people, could be fatal to those with bad hearts who had undergone surgery and had stents placed.
Lin Li also knew little Zhou's physical fitness; he looked strong, but was actually weak and unable to withstand a gust of wind.
Who knew if he had any stents in his heart or somewhere else, and would fall apart if electrocuted?
Plus, there had been previous behavior of trying to scam him, so from all aspects, he was not a suitable object for discussion, even if he was very good to him.
It was better to save all the electricity to electrocute Bai Bufan; he was electric-resistant.
Thinking of this, Lin Li put away his thoughts and began to practice wholeheartedly.
Zhou Youwei touched his cold back and turned to look at Lin Li.
Why did he feel like he had walked through the gates of hell?
What kind of evil idea did this evil little brat have again?
……
"According to unofficial history, Zhao Yun had a lot of courage, and the remote control was in Liu Bei's hands, so he swore to follow Liu Bei."
"I know this unofficial history. The final cause of death was cholecystitis, right?"
"What are you saying this for?"
Because Bai Bufan didn't have his phone with him this week, there was much less breakfast to bring in the morning. After distributing it, Lin Li pulled Bai Bufan back to his seat.
"Bufan, what is your opinion on thunder?"
Start discussing the Dao!
Bai Bufan was also very supportive and didn't perfunctory him, but carefully thought for a while before speaking:
"Thunder? Haven't we discussed it? I personally prefer petite or even none. A handful is the best. Big thunder doesn't suit me."
Lin Li: "?"
Who asked you about this thunder?
But the matter was too significant, serious enough to require sending Ding Zhen to the United Nations to give a speech.
So much so that Lin Li had to clarify this matter first, and the system task had to wait a bit.
"Then you really have no taste," Lin Li's face turned cold suddenly, "Since ancient times, deep affection cannot be kept, only big thunder wins people's hearts. Not being able to see one's toes when looking down is the ultimate beauty in the world!"
"If the chest is not flat, how can one flatten the world?" Bai Bufan refused to admit defeat in this regard and questioned.
"If the breasts don't gather, how can they gather people's hearts?" Lin Li countered tit for tat.
"Rotten wood! Ignorant! I have no common topic with someone like you who plays Azur Lane!" Bai Bufan shook his head with bad luck.
"Okay, then I'll ask you, you porridge person, when you lick feet, do you eat the dead skin if you see it? Is dead skin an extra surprise or a deduction for you?" Lin Li began to use mental attacks.
Bai Bufan: "?"
Is this Chinese, brother?
"Lin Li, do you want to hear what you are saying? Is this Chinese? Jade feet don't have dead skin! Those with dead skin are not jade feet! Why don't you ask me if I suck on gray toenails!"
The attack was effective, Bai Bufan was furious, he felt his xp had been insulted!
"Then do you suck—"
"I'll kill you!"
……
"I really want to quit lust, why am I getting less and less able to beat you." Bai Bufan's face was sad.
He had just been subdued by Lin Li again after a few moves.
Has this kid been pulling a coffin with nine dragons recently?
Bai Bufan wanted to touch Lin Li's head to see if it was pointed.
"Okay, I know you are in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry first. What I actually want to ask you is the thunder of the thunder method. Which kind of anime or reality thunder method do you think is the most powerful?" Lin Li finally returned to the topic.
Lin Li's question cleverly led to the aspect of combat power. As everyone knows, combat power is an enduring topic, and a bunch of people like to compare blindly across worlds.
Therefore, Bai Bufan immediately had something to say: "I think the Yang Five Thunders are more powerful..."
……
After chatting for a while, until the morning self-study started, the system still showed (0/10).
It seems that verbal discussion doesn't count as discussion, and the system also described that the core is to discuss the Dao with martial arts.
It seems Bai Bufan must be electrocuted today.
So Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan, looking for an opportunity to electrocute him.
Direct electrocution wouldn't work; he couldn't perform long-range attacks now, and it would be hard to explain if he was discovered releasing it at close range.
But Bai Bufan gave him a chance. At this moment, his hands were placed on the support pillars on both sides of the desk, and the support pillars were made of iron and connected to the support parts of the entire desk.
So Lin Li pretended to pick up something from the ground, but actually touched the support leg of the desk.
Electric Boy's Mars Great Liqun, attack!
"Hiss—" Bai Bufan pulled his hand back violently.
【Discuss the Dao with ten fellow Daoists using the Pure Thunder-Driving Method (0/10)】
Looking at the system's unchanged number with some distress, Lin Li still had to hypocritically ask Bai Bufan: "Bufan, what's wrong?"
"This chair seems to have static electricity just now, damn little Luo Hao, didn't you say it's hard to have static electricity in summer!" Bai Bufan rubbed his fingers, not suspecting Lin Li at all.
Although the task was not completed, Lin Li suddenly felt so refreshed.
Why do people cultivate immortality? Besides being a human power bank on the street to earn three thousand a month, isn't it just to electrocute Bai Bufan at the pier?
Serves him right!
Everyone who doesn't like big thunder, give me a shock!
So Lin Li, with a puzzled face, reached out and touched it, stuck it on it, and then became even more puzzled: "No."
"Probably static electricity disappeared... no egg, isn't it still there!" Bai Bufan gave an explanation himself, and at the same time subconsciously put it back, and after being electrocuted again, he pulled his hand back violently and shouted.
"I don't believe it, only I can be electrocuted? Targeting me? I'm not black, why discriminate against me?"
Bai Bufan rubbed his head, then stuck it on again with some confusion and annoyance, and the result was naturally a third time.
"Sure enough, it's still there, and it's always there. This isn't static electricity anymore, right? Is the school leaking electricity? Is the electricity transmitted through the ground? Lin Li, let me touch your desk, strange, why is there none?"
Bai Bufan was really confused now.
Then Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's hand violently, and after spreading it out and finding that there was indeed nothing, he grabbed Lin Li's other hand.
"It wasn't you?" Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li suspiciously, and even began to study whether there was an electric device in Lin Li's shoes.
It can only be said that he understands Lin Li.
However, Lin Li had no time to respond to Bai Bufan.
【Discuss the Dao with ten fellow Daoists using the Pure Thunder-Driving Method (1/10)】
The progress actually increased!
This made Lin Li a bit like Louis XVI, unable to find his head.
The progress plus one was when Bai Bufan was electrocuted for the third time.
Does it mean it counts as a discussion only after being electrocuted three times?
Feels wrong.
Last time, he was knocked down by Zhou Youwei in one move, and the task was completed very smoothly.
Lin Li thought about it and felt that he might have found the key to the problem.
The difference in the third time was that Bai Bufan already suspected that this place was leaking electricity, so he touched it even though he knew there was electricity.
The task description was to let him use the Pure Thunder-Driving Method for martial arts discussion.
So the system thinks that in the case where the other party knows there is electricity, the act of trying to withstand his thunder method with his flesh is considered as competing whose flesh is stronger and whose thunder method is stronger.
Does this count as a discussion?
Although there are only two chapters today, they total more than 8,000 words.
Seeking monthly tickets.
Recommend a friend's book:
"There are always fairies plotting against me"
The sick saint wants to refine me into a sword spirit; the master wants me to be a rebellious disciple;
The blind sword immortal senior sister wants me to be a slave; the fox in Qingqiu has bad intentions;
The little dragon girl is always drooling at me; the princess wants to raise me in the deep palace;
I suffered a big loss when I was a child...
Obviously I just want to cultivate immortality, why do they always want to plot against me!?
Many years later, someone asked Lu Jin'an what kind of Dao heart supported you to get to where you are today?
Lu Jin'an glanced at his charming wives and sighed faintly: "I just want freedom."
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