Chapter 135: Crunchy, sweet, lecherous

"Help me hit one more down, I'll bring one for Wanqiu too." Ding Sihan ordered Lin Li.

"Almost forgot my little pinch, OK, don't worry, I guarantee it's the most astringent, most dry, and not sweet at all." Lin Li immediately expressed no problem upon hearing this, and gave high praise to Ding Sihan's ability to draw inferences about other cases.

Teachability.

"Okay!"

Chen Yuying looked at Ding Sihan with a smile upon hearing this.

Playing with Lin Li is really dangerous, her good friend seems to be going further and further on the path of not being human.

After the wild persimmons were hit, Lin Li had a plastic bag for emergencies, which was useful at this time.

After putting them in the plastic bag, he put them in his schoolbag where there would be no squeezing.

"Lin Li, will there be too many things, do you want me to help you carry some?"

Noticing that Lin Li made a sound close to 'eh' when he stood up, Chen Yuying reached out and placed it on Lin Li's bag.

"Class monitor, I'm not the type to puff up my face to fill out a fat man, I'm really tired, I'll ride on Bai Bufan myself, don't worry." Lin Li waved his hand.

It has been two hours since walking, after all, it is uphill, there must be some fatigue, but the speed of walking is not fast, and the links like taking pictures and hitting persimmons along the way are equivalent to rest, so Lin Li didn't force himself at all.

"... People are bullied by kindness, horses are bullied by horses +7." However, Bai Bufan nodded to Chen Yuying, "Lin Li is right about this point, he will take the initiative to ride on me."

Chen Yuying: "..."

You two...

"Lin Li is right about this point, Yingbao, if you wipe sweat, Lin Li will fly up." Ding Sihan clicked her tongue upon hearing this.

Chen Yuying couldn't accept the teasing of many people calmly yet, pursed her lips slightly, and glared at Ding Sihan who added fuel to the fire.

Why did my reward fall on Ding Sihan?

Lin Li was indignant.

However, Chen Yuying's blushing appearance is the real attractive persimmon, right? 【1

But isn't the way Chen Yuying blushes the truly alluring persimmon?

It feels crispy, sweet, and a little bit naughty.

"You don't even have any sweat, what are you wiping? Besides, your own hands are free, you could clearly wipe it yourself." After glaring at Ding Sihan, Chen Yuying said to Lin Li.

"Bufan, emergency situation. I'll take responsibility for cutting off my own arms, you take responsibility for making me sweat!" Lin Li ordered solemnly upon hearing this.

"Understood! Lord Lin Li, give me your phone, I'll show them your TikTok search and browser history!" Bai Bufan immediately found a way.

Lin Li: "..."

You motherfucker.

He was indeed sweating a little.

"Eh? I heard it's really unpresentable, let me see." Ding Sihan's voice went up an octave upon hearing this.

It was impossible for Chen Yuying not to be interested in such things; she might even be more interested than Ding Sihan, her eyes shining.

"I use incognito browsing," Lin Li then gave Bai Bufan an elbow strike: "Not that kind."

"Understood, Plan B initiated, hhh—" Bai Bufan's head tilted back slightly, a phlegm sound came from his throat, and his gaze seemed to be aimed at Lin Li's forehead.

"?"

"I asked for sweat, who the fuck told you to spit!" Lin Li went up and delivered a Leo Kick.

Bai Bufan was kicked to the ground and actually let out the classic Northern Chinese hit sound effect 'iwc'.

Lin Li decided to ride on Bai Bufan's back ahead of schedule.

"Let's go, we're almost at the top of the mountain." While the two were messing around, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, who had already walked far away, turned back and shouted.

It seemed that even if he became Yang Guo with two eagles, he wouldn't be able to get Chen Yuying to wipe his sweat, so Lin Li had to get up and wave in response: "Coming."

"Pull me up." Bai Bufan behind him reached out his hand.

Lin Li went back and kicked him again.

【Task 2 completed】

【You have received the reward: Physique improvement: spiritual energy absorption speed increased by 100%; spirit beast affinity increased by 50%; system currency * 50.】

The task was completed more simply than Lin Li had imagined.

He had originally thought the system would nitpick and require him to reach the absolute highest point of Mount Yunliu, but right now, even though they were still walking up, it showed the task was already completed.

However, seeing the cable car ropes not far away, Lin Li roughly understood; the task probably only required him to exceed the height the cable car could reach.

The two physique improvements didn't bring much substantial feeling. Would small animals like him more now?

There were no animals nearby, and Lin Li wasn't in a hurry to verify it.

"The teacher said they still have about twenty minutes before they finish the tour, and told us to go to the base and wait for everyone. He has already talked to the base owner, who will let us in." Chen Yuying turned back and said.

It was just eleven o'clock now, and they hadn't even climbed for three hours in total. This was the result of the four of them not focusing on climbing at all, so the main group hadn't finished their original plan yet.

"Fine, let's go over." Without the master's task, Lin Li was full of leisure.

So, led by Chen Yuying, the four of them successfully entered the outdoor base.

There were actually many projects in the base, not just barbecue, but also kites, inflatable balls, frisbees... and even live-action CS, but only barbecue was included in the autumn outing fee; other projects required extra money to play.

With less than twenty minutes, the four of them just looked at the project introductions and had no interest in purchasing services.

They arrived at the artificial turf in the base, which was still green and soft in September, picked a spot in the shade of a big tree, and sat down.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan weren't picky and sat directly on the ground. Lin Li lay down even more simply, using his hands to pillow his head, while Chen Yuying took out a picnic mat from her bag, spread it out, and then sat down.

Ding Sihan sat in a standard posture, her legs bent in front of her, simply resting her chin on her knees while scrolling through her phone.

Chen Yuying, perhaps because she was wearing a skirt, had her legs placed flat on the ground like in yoga, straight and slender, highlighting the excellence of her body proportions.

"There will still be small bugs in the lawn, you guys should come over and sit here too." After sitting down, Chen Yuying moved a little to the left, patted the empty space on the right, and said to the two, especially Lin Li who was lying on the grass.

"Then I won't be polite." Bai Bufan was still planning to decline, but Lin Li had already moved his head over without any hesitation.

Now the two, or rather one, best pillows in the world were right beside Lin Li, less than ten centimeters away, covered by a blue skirt. Lin Li could even smell the faint fragrance coming from the pillow, making one think of spring.

It was a pity he could only pillow on the ground.

Pain, it was too painful.

Directly above Lin Li's line of sight was the tree shade, where traces of withered yellow were hidden in the September emerald green, and a little sunlight in the gaps formed observable light beams under the faint Tyndall effect.

The peripheral vision on the right could capture that piece of dog shit Bai Bufan who had followed, but fortunately, on the left, he could capture Chen Yuying, who had no backrest but sat with her back straight, which kept the picture at a beautiful level and worth remembering.

By the way, can that dog shit move away?

The dog shit not only didn't move away, but Bai Bufan's upper body was also leaning toward Lin Li, making eye contact with him.

Alright, this picture where Chen Yuying could only be seen in peripheral vision was unsalvageable. Lin Li closed his eyes in bad luck, then said comfortably:

"Bai Bufan, I should have used these twenty minutes to study. It's all your fault for making me have nothing to do."

"Are you sick?"

"Are you sick?"

Ding Sihan and Bai Bufan each scolded Lin Li.

It seemed he had provoked public anger. Lin Li sneered, daring neither to be angry nor to speak, nursing a grievance, but it didn't matter; he could secretly review in his heart.

Pop quiz: what does 'tadpole' and 'heritage' mean?

Tadpole, tadpole; heritage, inheritance.

Very good.

Working so hard, there was no reason not to enter the top hundred in the grade.

"Lin Li, hurry up, twenty minutes, let's just play a round of farming." Feeling his waist being punched a few times, Bai Bufan's voice came quickly.

Zhou Baowei's painful experience was still vivid in his mind, and Lin Li didn't want to be reckless. He was too lazy to even open his eyes and said: "Actually, I'm a sheepdog, a spiritual American. We Americans would absolutely never play an unfair game like Honor of Kings."

"Is ten points of attack power killing you? No farming, no league, no way to reach today; no farming in the league, no way to end the remaining years. Farming supports the league, the league supports the farming, stop the game discrimination." Bai Bufan taught earnestly.

"No, I mean, we're missing two towers at the start, how can we play this?"

Bai Bufan: "..."

Dead mouth, can't laugh, otherwise the merit accumulated from helping the old lady cross the road with Lin Li last night would be used up before it even got warm.

"Then play a round of CF, you're always better at playing with guns, right?"

It seemed there was no way to refuse.

13 to 60, a narrow defeat in a chase, it was truly exhilarating, feeling a sense of honor even in defeat.

Noises came from the entrance of the base not far away, and Wang Ze's dog barking could be heard from afar. It seemed Xue Jian and the others had arrived.

"Class monitor, should the picnic mat be packed up? If not, I'll leave my things here?" Lin Li got up and asked Chen Yuying beside him.

"Sure, you guys can leave it." Chen Yuying nodded.

The four returned to the class team, waiting for Xue Jian to negotiate with the base manager.

The manager must have prepared in advance. Soon, six barbecue grills were moved out one after another by the staff and placed on the concrete ground next to the lawn, and people had already started adding small pieces of charcoal inside.

Great, it's charcoal grilling. Lin Li believed that the flavor of charcoal grilling far exceeded electric grilling and other methods.

"These six are all our class's grills. Everyone, divide them up yourselves later. Don't have a few people hogging one, and don't have a bunch of people using just one." Xue Jian introduced from the side.

Although there were only six barbecue grills, each one was quite large, more than enough to provide barbecue for seven or eight people.

"The box next to each grill contains ingredients and seasonings, and those are limited." Xue Jian pointed to the unopened cardboard boxes next to each barbecue grill.

"Baowei, we're breaking up." Lin Li and Bai Bufan turned their heads.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

"But don't worry about not having enough to eat. Walking in this way is the base's service cold storage. All the vegetables and some of the meat inside are unlimited self-service. At the same time, free water and soups are also provided self-service. Everyone can just go in and take what you need."

"Baowei, we'll make up in half an hour." Lin Li and Bai Bufan turned their heads.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

"But remember, absolutely no waste is allowed. Someone here will check. Once the self-service part exceeds a certain weight in waste, the excess part will be charged at a high price. I'm too lazy to keep an eye on who it is. If this really happens, everyone will split the cost, so you guys take care of it yourselves." Xue Jian added again.

"Baowei, let's make up now, we can't do without you." Lin Li and Bai Bufan turned their heads again.

"... You motherfuckers are using me as a trash can, right! Rather than wasting it, you'd rather throw it to me, right?"

If you don't explode in silence, you will perish in silence. Things shouldn't happen more than three times; Zhou Baowei struck back with heavy punches.

"Students in the class with good skills, don't hide your talents at this time. You can let everyone see your barbecue skills." After the introduction, Xue Jian said to everyone with a smile.

"Teacher, I think you are the one with the best barbecue skills in the world." Lin Li complimented loudly, "The things you grill are never burnt."

Xue Jian just wanted to tell Lin Li not to flatter him, but after seeing everyone laughing, he realized he had misunderstood; this kid wasn't flattering him at all!

"Where did the teacher not teach the things you're tested on? The knowledge points were all broken down and crushed and fed into your mouths. Who knew you guys wouldn't know how to adapt at all? The same figure, change a letter and you don't recognize it. Just like the opening exam this semester..."

When Xue Jian started to ramble on and on, and the people around were no longer laughing but looking at Lin Li with resentful and hateful eyes, Lin Li felt like he was sitting on pins and needles.

Oh no, he had become a sinner.

Could it be that he would be the first one on the grill later?

Lin Li coughed frantically, almost having an asthma attack, and finally brought Xue Jian back to his senses.

Xue Jian cleared his throat and waved his hand: "The charcoal isn't hot yet, everyone go and separate the ingredients first. They might not all be thawed, you can confirm and organize them first."

Lin Li took Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan to occupy a barbecue grill first, and after opening the box, he immediately said: "Examinees, please note, this test site contains a large amount of green onion and cilantro."

Although it's not easy to add cilantro to skewers, it's very easy to add it to foil-wrapped grilling.

Zhang Haoyang stopped, adjusted his glasses, spat at Lin Li, and chose another grill.

Lin Li shook his head with disdain. One day, everyone in the world will be addicted to cilantro, and at that time, all those who don't eat cilantro will be sent to Siberia to grow it.

Taking the ingredients out of the box one by one, some indeed still had unmelted ice shards. Because they were in plastic bags, they were simply placed on the ground to thaw.

"Holy crap, this vinegar is sour, is it expired?" Opening a very mini vinegar bottle, Lin Li exclaimed after smelling it.

Bai Bufan was very cooperative, holding an empty space, and also exclaimed: "Holy crap, why does this durian smell so bad? Has it gone bad?"

"It's not expired or gone bad, actually I just let out a fart that was both sour and smelly." Zhou Baowei raised his hand and said.

Sometimes the price you have to pay for playing memes is different.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan were still fine, but Zhou Baowei had already been beaten to death and thrown to the side of the road.

The ingredients and seasonings had been divided, but the charcoal was still not thoroughly hot, and everyone was waiting around with nothing to do.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other and nodded.

They could have something to do.

The two left sneakily, not 'discovering' the crowd that was vigilant and following behind them.

Lin Li took a bag out of his bag, preparing to share it with Bai Bufan.

"Where did you get the persimmons! Let me see!" When they discovered that Lin Li and Bai Bufan were actually planning to eat persimmons behind their backs, the crowd that followed them said angrily and wanted to come up and snatch them.

"Bought them on the way up the mountain, this bag cost twenty yuan, not giving it to you!"

Lin Li held the bag high, and seeing everyone coming up to snatch it, he threw it directly to Bai Bufan.

"Don't snatch it, motherfucker, leave some for us! There are only a few left!" But Bai Bufan was too weak, and the bag was intercepted by Wang Ze, so Bai Bufan shouted in pain.

"Thanks for your persimmons, they are ours now."

The hyper-masculine sports student Wang Ze put his hands on his hips and laughed, preparing to enjoy the fruits of his victory.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan finally felt willing to laugh too.

Also waiting for the charcoal to be thoroughly hot, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan were sharing the photos they had taken along the way with their roommates.

Noises came from behind.

The two turned their heads, only to see Lin Li and Bai Bufan having done something, seemingly provoking public anger, and were running wildly on the lawn.

And behind them was a group of angry boys led by Wang Ze, with others following behind. Wang Ze roared:

"Lin Li! Bai Bufan! You motherfuckers stand still for me! If you have the guts, don't run!"

If Lin Li and Bai Bufan had shared voluntarily, they would have had their own vigilance, but since they treated them like treasures, how could Wang Ze and the others suspect that there was a trap?

"Playing hard to get! Using military tactics on us! You guys are truly beasts!" The more Wang Ze thought about it, the angrier he got.

Oh, seeing the persimmon juice that hadn't been wiped clean from the corners of everyone's mouths, and their painful expressions, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan understood.

(End of chapter)