Chapter 211: Civil Affairs Bureau Mingguang

"Xiao Bo, you can't be like this; you have to call them Brother Bufan and Brother Lin Li." The child's mother laughed for a while before she realized and hurriedly disciplined her child.

"Oh oh, Brother Bufan, Brother Lin Li."

Very good, the child was very sensible and obedient.

But it would be even better if he wasn't facing those two dogs when he called, but facing Lin Li and Bai Bufan.

Come to think of it, was he calling them "brother" or "doggy"?

Seeing this scene, the child's mother was both unable to hold it back and amused. She seemed somewhat embarrassed, nodded apologetically to the two, and walked away first while holding the child.

"I feel like I can prepare to practice a 'small account' in advance, while the sunk cost isn't high yet." Lin Li the dog looked at the departing mother and son and sighed.

"Indeed." Bufan the dog nodded.

The two reached a consensus for once.

"Woof woof." Perhaps discovering that Lin Li's ham sausage was actually a scam, the rural dog codenamed Bufan wagged its tail at the fence closest to Lin Li and barked twice.

"Why does this dog bark like that? It's so strange." Lin Li frowned, very puzzled.

Bai Bufan pretended not to hear.

"Isn't that how dogs bark? How else could they bark?" Ding Sihan, who was petting the dog, turned her head in confusion upon hearing this.

Lin Li: "Isn't that how dogs bark? How else could they bark?"

Bai Bufan sighed.

Still inexperienced, Ding Sihan.

"Why are you mimicking me—eh? Lin Li!!!" Ding Sihan was halfway through her confusion when she suddenly realized what kind of bad fart Lin Li was holding in. She clenched her fists and rushed toward Lin Li.

Chen Yu served as a pillar again, and Lin Li and Ding Sihan began to circle around her like King Qin circling the pillar.

Chen Yu hugged her arms and sighed; she was used to it.

"Just a joke, just a joke, but the dog I'm familiar with really doesn't bark like that." Leaning on Chen Yu's shoulders and dodging left and right, Lin Li tried to protect his life and said.

"You say it! But if you dare to mimic me again, you're dead!"

Ding Sihan squinted, her hand reaching into her crossbody bag, seemingly looking for a weapon.

"Are you there? Good morning. Good night. What are you doing? Reply to my message. Go home early. What breakfast does your boyfriend like? I'll bring him a portion too..." Lin Li immediately pointed his index finger at the palm of his other hand, counting them off like family treasures.

Ding Sihan: "..."

She couldn't spray him; this was indeed a dog.

"I'll spare you once."

So Lin Li survived.

"The dog you're talking about, do I know it too?" Bai Bufan leaned over and said with a smile. "Is it named Chen something Ming?"

"Probably not, I remember it was named something Tian something." Lin Li shook his head.

The two looked at each other and smiled.

"However, Lin Li, do you think that for these animals, we humans are also a kind of tentacle monster? We have abnormally flexible limbs, and across a huge biological generation gap, some of us are very dangerous, but some are very kind. Strange petting methods make them feel pleasure, and there are even individuals among us who will 'beep' with them. If this isn't a tentacle monster, what is?"

Bai Bufan looked at the "folk" dogs that were being petted until they rolled over and showed their bellies, and said after a moment of contemplation.

Lin Li: "..."

The last sentence was a bit of a finishing touch; the "Third Brother" collective really should eat cow dung and eat themselves to death.

Human reputation was harmed because of them.

They didn't spend too much time here; after all, the "dog" identity was too sensitive, and Bai Bufan and Lin Li didn't want to hurt each other anymore.

"Putting aside the insulting nature, being a dog is quite good, carefree. Even pooping at a designated spot in the toilet can be praised as 'the baby is so great.' I'm envious." When leaving, Bai Bufan said.

Lin Li: "I can't put it aside, you go for it."

Bai Bufan: "..."

You the fuck.

After simply washing their hands at the sink nearby, the five continued to stroll.

Although this zoo wasn't very luxurious, the most basic animal species were still there.

"The deer here are a bit shy; they hide when they see people. The deer in Nara are all hooligans; if they smell deer crackers in your bag, they will bite the bag open."

When they arrived at the deer area, seeing those deer gathering in the area avoiding people, Chen Yu sighed.

"Monitor, have you been to Nara, the one in Japan?" Lin Li asked curiously upon hearing this.

Deer are good, deer must be learned; Lin Li liked deer.

"Yeah, the summer vacation after elementary school graduation, my family took me there to play. The scenery of Mount Wakakusa there is quite good, but maybe because it was a holiday, everyone around me was speaking Chinese at the time; I thought I hadn't left the country."

Chen Yu teased with a smile.

"Damn it, damn it, this world is a huge Swiss roll; some people got Switzerland, and some people got the Rural Credit Union. I haven't even been abroad." Lin Li shook his head and teased.

Let alone going abroad, just talking about airplanes, Lin Li had only taken them, never sat in them.

"Oi! Brat! The rest is 'roll,' not Rural Credit Union. You apologize to the Credit Union!" Bai Bufan started at zero frames, grabbed Lin Li's collar, and lifted him up roughly.

"Sorry, Credit Union Spokesperson." Lin Li admitted defeat with a smile.

Then he saw Bai Bufan start to beat his own pockets.

"What are you doing?" Lin Li asked curiously.

"But I feel the same as you. This is my wallet; I'm beating it, trying to make it swell up." Bai Bufan said seriously.

"I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it." Lin Li's eyes lit up. "I guarantee to make it swell up as much as possible."

"Forget it, forget it, forget it." Bai Bufan didn't want to walk with a limp.

Bai Bufan sighed: "Alas! I haven't been abroad either. What's wrong with one more rich person in this world? Can someone give me some money for no reason?"

Chen Yu, who was originally listening to the two's conversation with a smile, suddenly noticed Lin Li's intense gaze.

At first, she didn't understand, but seeing him wink, she was confused for a while before she finally understood what Lin Li meant.

Somewhat hesitant, she still walked in front of Bai Bufan and threw a one-yuan coin at him.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"The line, Monitor, say the line." Lin Li urged from the side.

"C-clean it up yourself." Chen Yu said not very fluently.

Bai Bufan: "???"

No?

After bending down to pick up the one yuan and putting it in his pocket, he scratched his head and muttered: "Strange, isn't this the money Ding Sihan asked for from me yesterday? Didn't she say it was to hit Lin Li with? How did it circulate to your hands, Monitor?"

Passing the deer area, it was the place where tigers were kept, and a line of tourists was queuing.

After looking at the introduction, it turned out that one could take photos with tigers, and children could even sit on the tigers. "Let's go, let's go see." Seeing that a few people were moved, Lin Li spoke for everyone.

Lin Li still had a photo of himself sitting on a tiger when he was a child at home, but he didn't remember when it was taken at all.

"What do you think will happen if the tiger suddenly turns its head and eats someone?" Bai Bufan had nothing to do, so he asked.

"Throw a one-yuan coin at it and let it clean it up itself; blood and corpse pieces can't be left behind, to prevent affecting the next person's photo." Lin Li solved it with a standard answer.

"It's really a waste of talent for this one yuan to follow me; I'll give it to you."

Bai Bufan threw the money at Lin Li's face again, and it was steadily caught by Lin Li.

"For the sake of this one yuan, I'll tell you a method: kneel down and recognize your father, because a tiger doesn't eat its cubs." Lin Li said.

"That actually makes sense." Bai Bufan suddenly realized.

"Unfortunately, this method is useless for you." Lin Li added.

"Why?"

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"Because a tiger father has no dog son; you have an innate species disadvantage." Lin Li finally finished flipping his "Yan Kingdom Map," and he smiled and took out a dagger.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"I fuck your 'beep'!"

In front of the five was a family of three. The child was very young. When held in arms, he would look back. The three girls were there teasing the child, and the parents didn't mind after discovering it and even greeted the girls.

Soon it was this family's turn to queue.

"Such an obedient child is really good; it makes me feel that marriage isn't a bad thing." After the child left, Ding Sihan seemed to be still missing the touch of pinching the child's cheeks and sighed, "Unfortunately, most children aren't like this."

Most children only make people despair.

Although there might be the kind of child who made others despair when they were young present, people are always double-standard.

Lin Li just thought about his child being like Bai Bufan, and he wanted to die.

If the child was like himself, that would be fine; he just wouldn't want to live.

Thinking about it this way, Sister Min is great, no need to say more.

However.

"Putting aside children, marriage isn't a bad thing at all; there are too many benefits.

For example, at that time, two people would definitely live together; when ordering 'Pinhai' food, you wouldn't need to wait, and the order would be successful directly. Wow, just thinking about it makes me feel like flying."

Lin Li closed his eyes; it was fantasy time now.

Even at three or four in the morning, you could order directly!

No need to look at anyone else's face!

Awesome!

Bai Bufan also closed his eyes upon hearing this; he also felt awesome.

Ding Sihan: "..."

You the fuck.

"Lin Li, now that you say that, there's actually no need to put aside children; after all, if you have children, you can directly use them to register for new users." Bai Bufan was very good at drawing inferences.

"Hiss, that actually makes sense; new users are indeed very valuable?" Lin Li learned it.

"Awesome!"

"Awesome!"

"Where exactly is the awesomeness! Even if what you got wasn't Switzerland but the Rural Credit Union, it shouldn't be to this extent!! Poor people aren't allowed to write cool articles! I can't take it! Shut up!" Qu Wanqiu couldn't take these two guys anymore.

Bai Bufan was also a coward; when Qu Wanqiu mentioned the Credit Union, he didn't grab the other person's collar.

"Thank you, you guys suddenly made me feel that marriage is all bad things. Just listening to your description makes me feel that this life is a bit too bitter." Ding Sihan covered her forehead; these two people were too "lived-in."

After the family of three finished taking photos, it was the turn of the five of them.

"Hello, may I ask why that tiger is locked up alone?" When taking photos, Lin Li noticed a tiger isolated in the tiger area, occasionally making whimpering sounds, so he asked curiously.

"Oh, that tiger is in heat, but its current state isn't suitable for reproduction, so it's isolated. It's not abuse, okay." The staff member explained immediately upon hearing this.

If they didn't explain, the zoo would be scolded miserably once the short video was posted.

"I see." Lin Li nodded.

When taking photos, Lin Li persuaded Bai Bufan to put his neck into the tiger's mouth, saying that it would be more artistic, but unfortunately, he was ruthlessly rejected.

And Lin Li himself proved with practice that a tiger's butt can be touched.

But the balls really can't be touched.

Lin Li asked personally; actually, the tiger didn't refuse, the keeper refused for it.

The tiger is good, the keeper is bad.

"This zoo is so trashy." Lin Li shook his head with a speechless face.

Chen Yu glared at Lin Li amusedly: "You have to find the scalper outside the zoo."

This guy Lin Li had been saying "Do you have tickets for the first row of Lin Li's concert?" to the yellow cow (scalper/ox) just now, but the yellow cow just looked at Lin Li and ate grass slowly, so he came to this conclusion.

The zoo was too wronged.

Along the zoo's planned route, in front of everyone now was a shop selling zoo souvenirs and some food and drinks.

The zoo really wasn't big; this shop was in the center of the zoo, which meant that in an hour, they had visited half of it, and that was the result of everyone walking slowly while fighting and playing.

No wonder there weren't many people during the National Day.

Several people walked into the shop; damn, the air conditioning wasn't even on.

The girls picked out a few keychains as souvenirs and went to the front desk to pay.

"Brother, is that thing for sale? It's so cool." When they got to the front desk, Lin Li and Bai Bufan's eyes lit up because there were actually mecha-form animals in the display cabinet at the front desk, and they seemed to be able to transform.

It reminded Lin Li of the Viper Green Pepper, the most overpowered existence in "Steel Frame Kakalong." Others were still in the front-swing casting phase, but it would twist its head and become a super transformation, and if it knelt there, it would be the ultimate zodiac transformation. It couldn't even be ambushed; it was the existence that relied most on technique.

The Viper Green Pepper turning its head wasn't because it was afraid, but because it was upgrading; kneeling wasn't because it was wrong, but because it was the ultimate zodiac transformation.

"It's for sale; this one is 400." The salesperson took a look and nodded.

"I fuck? How much?" Lin Li and Bai Bufan's accents were scared out.

Bai Bufan gasped, then pointed to another one and asked: "What about this one?"

"Two 'I fucks'."

Bai, Lin: "..."

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