Chapter 212: Oi brat, it feels a bit hot
"That's really 'I fuck'."
Lin Li gave a thumbs up, then pointed to the most gorgeous-looking toy: "This one wouldn't be worth two 'I fucks', would it?"
"No need, 2.5 'I fucks' will do, just 1.25 'I fucks'." The front desk waved his hand and said after calculating for a while.
"It's a pity, our budget for this trip is less than one 'I fuck'; it's not meant to be."
Lin Li and Bai Bufan could only give up.
After buying souvenirs, the group continued to look at the remaining animals along the route.
"It's the peacock area." Chen Yu pointed to the front and spoke.
Several peacocks walked in the specially made scenery, leisurely and content, occasionally pecking at the ground like chickens.
Half male and half female, very easy to distinguish, because the ones with gorgeous coverts were males, and female peacocks were a duller gray.
The most handsome time for the handsome guys.
Damn, why are males in the natural world so gorgeous? Humans are really too backward.
"Can we see them fanning their tails?" Lin Li asked casually.
"I want to see it too!" As if suddenly discovering that a friend had the same hobby as her and getting resonance, Chen Yu turned back, raised her volume, and said to Lin Li with a smile.
Then she was even more enthusiastic and quickened her pace slightly.
Walking outside the fence, the group looked around, but none of the male peacocks had any intention of fanning their tails.
So Chen Yu found the nearest staff member: "Hello, may I ask if the peacocks will fan their tails now?"
"It's hard to see now. Peacocks fan their tails mainly for courtship or because they are frightened and intend to intimidate enemies, but peacocks are in heat in the spring, accurately speaking, about March to June. If you come at that time and squat for a while, you will definitely be able to see them fanning their tails.
Actually, our loud noise or wearing gorgeous clothes can also stimulate peacocks to fan their tails, but these guys are already 'old oilers'; they have stayed in the zoo for a long time, and their threshold for fright has increased quite a bit, so they basically won't be stimulated so easily.
Moreover, frightening them for the purpose of deliberately guiding them to fan their tails is an act we strictly prohibit. Once discovered, you will not only be immediately expelled from the zoo, but in serious cases, you will also need to compensate for losses, so please don't do that. I have been watching here."
The staff member explained first and finally exhorted.
"Oh oh, we won't do that." Chen Yu nodded.
"Bufan, show your red underwear and stimulate it." After the staff member went to solve other tourists' problems, Lin Li immediately had a ghost idea.
"You the fuck are slandering me again; this year isn't my zodiac year." Bai Bufan raised his middle finger.
"Who stipulated that only people in their zodiac year can wear red underwear? This is too much; you can only wear it once every thirteen and a half years." Lin Li immediately stretched out his index finger to deny it.
"Why thirteen and a half years?"
"The Year of the Rooster has to pass for two and a half years; you are really insensitive to numbers. You can't even perceive this." Lin Li was very disappointed; after all, he could associate "half" with his brother now.
Bai Bufan: "..."
With reason and evidence, it makes people convinced.
"Bring your red underwear when we go to court, Lin Li."
"It's yours."
"If it's mine, why don't you return it to me?" Bai Bufan rushed up and stripped Lin Li's pants.
Lin Li: "?"
Talking and playing like this, the five people squatted here and waited for a while.
But the peacocks just walked leisurely. Perhaps because of Lin Li's affinity, they even took the initiative to walk toward him, but that was all; there was no sign of fanning their tails at all.
No such luck.
"It seems the time isn't right; there's no way to see it." After squatting for a while, Chen Yu turned to look at Lin Li and said with some regret.
"It seems so for now, what a pity." Ding Sihan also nodded, "But let's go, let's go see the next animal."
"Okay."
Chen Yu nodded, but she still turned back and looked at it unwillingly when she left.
Just as she met Lin Li's eyes who was walking behind, the regret in her eyes dissipated, and she said with a smile: "Let's find a chance to see them fan their tails next spring; we will definitely be able to see it then."
"Okay." Lin Li nodded with a smile.
He actually just mentioned it casually; after all, seeing peacocks would definitely make one think of fanning tails, but Chen Yu really wanted to see it.
Since that was the case, after walking two steps, Lin Li stopped.
"What's wrong?" Bai Bufan noticed this and turned his head to ask.
"Need to act cool." Lin Li snapped his fingers, then turned and left: "I'm going to the bathroom, you guys go ahead."
"I'm going too! I will absolutely not let you be alone." The leech Bai Bufan was very loyal.
"You'd better not let me be alone."
But Bai Bufan forgot that Lin Li had no loyalty.
"Monitor, be careful when taking photos of foxes; you might turn it into a selfie. After all, it's a 'reflective fox'."
"What a cold joke." After hearing the voice, Chen Yu didn't turn her head but continued to take photos.
"Monitor, then do you know how a fox barks?"
"Great Chu rises, Chen Sheng is king?" Chen Yu finally turned her head, tilted her head, and confirmed with a smile.
"... It's over, I'm about to be caught up by you even in this kind of knowledge." Lin Li sighed.
"Because this is knowledge from the textbook." Chen Yu smiled.
"Why are you alone?" Lin Li looked around and didn't see Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, so he asked.
"Sihan and Wanqiu also went to the bathroom. Didn't you meet them? Eh, why is Bai Bufan gone too?" After confirming that Lin Li was also alone, Chen Yu was equally puzzled.
"Bai Bufan should be dead, and they should be missing. Anyway, it's not important." Lin Li waved his hand.
"... Oh." Chen Yu nodded.
Lin Li knew how to treat people differently—at least the girls didn't die in his mouth. "There are more important things now. It's their pity that they aren't here. Monitor, do you believe me?" Lin Li said again.
"Hmm?" Chen Yu was slightly puzzled. She met Lin Li's eyes, which were filled with laughter for some reason, and asked: "Believe what?"
"Do you believe I can create miracles?" Lin Li bent down slightly, let the distance between their eyes be a few centimeters closer, and emphasized.
"What miracle?"
"A miracle is a miracle. First, do you believe it?"
"... I believe."
Although she didn't know why Lin Li asked this, and although she didn't know what kind of miracle it was, Chen Yu nodded.
Lin Li smiled happily. He pointed to the road he came from and said with high spirits: "Monitor, you want to see peacocks fan their tails, right?"
"Yes, what's wrong?" Chen Yu nodded.
"The miracle is this."
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"I already have a way, Monitor, follow me."
After Lin Li finished speaking, he walked toward the peacock garden, and Chen Yu immediately followed behind.
The two stood outside the peacock garden.
Those male peacocks were still walking around in the garden calmly, their gorgeous tail coverts tightly closed, with no intention of opening at all.
"What should we do?" Chen Yu pursed her lips and looked up at Lin Li.
"We aren't going to scare them, right, Lin Li? Then forget it." Seemingly associating something, Chen Yu lowered her voice and added.
The staff member also seemed to notice Lin Li and Chen Yu, so he walked nearby, watching with side-eyes.
Little juice, I'm watching you!
However, a peacock had just fanned its tail, but it was a pity that these two children didn't see it.
The staff member didn't intend to tell them; after all, it would only increase their regret.
"No need. To make a peacock fan its tail, just stretch out your hand, point at them, and order them to fan their tails for you. It's that simple." Hearing this, Lin Li said with a smile on his lips.
"Hmm?"
Chen Yu, who had already stretched out her hand upon hearing the first sentence, retracted it after hearing the whole thing.
Looking at Lin Li again, her clear eyes were full of confusion, then somewhat dissatisfied. Her cheeks bulged for a moment, and she complained:
"You're lying to me, Lin Li. You want me to be a fool. I'm not a child."
The staff member on the side also smiled after hearing this.
Lin Li still maintained that confident and brilliant smile.
He shook his head and looked at the peacock: "I'm not lying to you, Monitor. I will order it with you. You said it yourself, you believe I can create miracles."
"—And the miracle is, we order it, and it will fan its tail for us."
Lin Li's tone was incomparably confident, as if at this very moment, the world needed to rotate according to his will.
The corners of his mouth rose slightly, outlining an arc called arrogance, and his bright eyes flickered with high spirits, flickering with "because it's me, there's no problem."
Then just believe it.
Believe first! Believe again! Believe finally!
If it doesn't succeed, then it fails!
So after Chen Yu blinked her eyes for a while, the corners of her mouth curled up, and she nodded heavily: "Okay."
Lin Li smiled even more smugly. He gestured toward the peacock garden with his head.
Chen Yu took a deep breath, then as if cheering herself up, her hand drew a semicircle and pointed at the male peacock that was walking toward the two.
She stretched out her left hand, so Lin Li's right hand was almost stuck to her hand.
The peacock, pointed at by both, seemed somewhat puzzled, tilting its head and looking at the two.
"Oi, peacock!" Lin Li's voice was slightly louder, as if he were calling a companion in the distance.
Feeling Lin Li's volume, the original shame suddenly disappeared. Chen Yu felt that there was actually nothing to worry about. What if it failed? Being childish, being middle-school-syndrome, what did it matter?
She was still a child anyway!
So her voice also became louder, and with a smile, she ordered:
"Fan your tail for us!"
Lin Li's left hand, holding the "Bottle of Hidden Feelings and Desires," emerged from his pants pocket.
The peacock, tilting its head, paused first.
Then.
In the shocked eyes of the passersby who were attracted by the two's voices—
The peacock shook its long tail feathers forcefully, and the gorgeous and colorful feathers spread out instantly. Each feather shone with a unique luster, covered with exquisite eye-shaped patterns, as if countless agile eyes were blinking.
The colors were bright and dazzling; the deep blue of gems, the emerald green of tender leaves, the bright gold of the morning sun... various colors intertwined, as gorgeous as a painting.
It held its head high, and the feathers on its neck also stood up slightly, noble and proud.
It fanned its tail.
—After receiving the order, it fanned its tail for him and her!
"Lin Li!"
Chen Yu's stretched-out left hand retracted and covered her lips. Her eyes looking at Lin Li were full of shock and disbelief.
But then, the next second, before Lin Li could react, a brilliant smile bloomed on the girl's face, as dazzling as the spring sun.
"It fanned its tail!" Chen Yu's voice was full of joy and excitement.
"After all, we both ordered it." Lin Li turned his head to look at Chen Yu and nodded with a smile.
"So amazing!"
【During this squad training process, you have received sincere approval and praise from other squad members (4/4).】
【Task 5 completed.】
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