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Chapter 213: Wow ya ya ya! Mouth too! You beast!

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"Wow, Mom, the peacock fanned its tail!"

"What good luck, to actually see a peacock fan its tail in October. Come over quickly to see."

"Come quickly, come quickly, come quickly!"

The gorgeous and huge tail fan immediately attracted the attention of all the tourists around. Everyone gathered here one after another, took out their mobile phones, and recorded this scene.

The peacock was originally standing in front of Lin Li and Chen Yu, so the location where the two were became the center of everyone's attention.

It was a bit crowded. Perhaps because someone accidentally bumped into her from behind, Chen Yu leaned on Lin Li.

Lin Li stabilized Chen Yu's figure with both hands, then turned slightly to let her lean on the fence in front of him, while he stood sideways behind her, clearing a comfortable space while blocking all the pushing force from behind.

The power of the earth! Solid as a rock!

"Lin Li, how did you do this?" Chen Yu didn't care about these at all; she just turned her head, looking at Lin Li with bright worship and curiosity, and asked expectantly.

Lin Li understood Wang Ziyi now.

A girl's worshipful gaze is truly a stimulant for life.

Eh? I wonder if this reason can fool people when I get arrested at the Olympics?

"That's a long story," his thinking had drifted too far, so Lin Li pulled it back and began to recall his past:

"A few years ago, when I went to London to play, I accidentally found Platform 9 and 3/4. After entering Hogwarts, I was sorted into Civil Engineering by the Sorting Hat, and since then, my magnificent life began.

All the students from Gryffindor and Slytherin mocked me, saying that civil engineering wasn't good, but I think civil engineering is still quite good; it's easy to find a job after graduation. Now many other majors have a hard time finding jobs. Seeing many senior brothers complaining about how hard the construction site is, I think if they can't even endure this bit of hardship, they definitely won't be able to do anything else..."

"Lin Li!"

Although it was unreliable from the beginning, running to civil engineering was too outrageous. Seeing that Lin Li was still planning to make up this story and didn't intend to stop for a while, Chen Yu shouted Lin Li's name amusedly and dissatisfiedly.

"In summary, it's magic! Magic! A small magic like Avada Kedavra." Lin Li concluded with a smile.

"I don't believe it. There's no magic. How did you do it? Tell me."

Chen Yu tried hard to open her eyes wide, staring straight at Lin Li, her voice soft and glutinous.

Bu Hao!

It's acting cute!

Monitor, you like this—

Lin Li: "My bank card password is 129836."

Chen Yu: "?"

Why did he suddenly tell her his bank card password?

Lin Li sighed again: "Although it's hard to say, since you want to know, Monitor, I can only tell you.

I exchanged it by abandoning my dignity."

"Ah?"

"Actually, I didn't go to the bathroom just now. I went into the peacock garden and knelt down to this peacock. I said, 'Brother Peacock, there are many people outside, I'm kneeling to you now, can you give me some face and fan your tail in a moment?'

The peacock didn't agree at first, but after hearing that I was a Confucian, a disciple of Confucius, and a descendant of the Kong family, it reluctantly agreed to my request.

Monitor, just listen to it, don't tell anyone; I want face."

Chen Yu: "..."

Does Confucius have this kind of face?

"... Lin Li."

"Actually, it was done by another staff member. He said he had a way; I don't know the specifics." Seeing Chen Yu's gaze becoming resentful, Lin Li said with a smile.

Of course, it was the "Duck Blood Bottle" that played its role at this time.

At this moment, Lin Li's "Duck Blood Bottle" still stored the lust from that tiger.

The "Duck Blood Bottle" was never only able to absorb the lust of human cultivators; high-intelligence spirit beasts were also within its influence. It's just that the emotions absorbed had reproductive isolation. For example, the emotions in the bottle at this moment couldn't be transmitted to humans.

And peacocks fan their tails when courting and defending against enemies, so as long as you make it court or feel threatened, wouldn't it work?

So Lin Li originally made two plans: one was lust, and the other was fear.

Both were very easy to collect. The isolated tiger in the tiger garden was full of lust, and fear could be collected by finding a timid animal in the zoo and scaring it. After collecting the tiger's lust, in order to prevent losing face by not fanning its tail during the actual operation, Lin Li went to the peacock garden alone to experiment and succeeded. The inexplicable fanning of the tail that the staff member saw just now was caused by Lin Li.

Although he just wanted to act cool, it was also good to complete 【Task 5】 along the way.

The reward for Task 5 was also okay, but there was only one doubling chance left, which was more suitable for the one-month body forging or a beautiful lady, so Lin Li didn't choose to double it.

【You have obtained the reward: Physique improvement: Insight +50%, Spiritual energy absorption speed +100%; System currency * 100.】

"Is there such a thing?" Chen Yu asked, puzzled and surprised, turning her head to look for the staff member's figure, somewhat skeptical.

However, she didn't ask any further.

It didn't matter if it was really magic.

This wasn't important; what was important was the surprise and excitement of that moment just now. That was something a thousand times more beautiful and ten thousand times more unforgettable than a peacock fanning its tail.

Recalling that moment, Chen Yu couldn't suppress the corners of her mouth.

The joys and sorrows of people and beasts are not connected. At this time, the peacock that had finished fanning its tail was full of question marks: "?"

Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?

Forget it! Mate first! Mate again! Mate finally!

I was born to mate! Long live mating!

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I'm going to the pier to mate!

"Ah! Ah! Ah!" The peacock made a sound to attract females during courtship. Now its head was full of escaping.

No one responded. It turned its butt suddenly and set its sights on the female peacocks in the garden that still had charm.

Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry.

Mate!

"Why did the peacock leave?" Seeing the peacock leaving in a hurry, the tourists sighed with regret.

Lin Li poured the remaining lust in the bottle onto the female peacock it was running toward.

Brother Peacock, thank you; this is the last thing I can do for you.

"Monitor, there's no regret now, right?" The crowd had dispersed, and Lin Li said to Chen Yu with a smile.

"Hmm!" Chen Yu nodded heavily, then smiled beautifully: "Thank you."

"Let's thank the Sorting Hat and Civil Engineering."

After a small tease, Chen Yu saw the message on her phone and said: "Let's go back to the fox area; Sihan and Wanqiu are back and asking where I am."

"Okay."

Lin Li nodded, "It's a pity, they missed my magic."

"Yeah, it's a pity." Chen Yu walked in front with light steps, hiding a little cunning in her eyes that were facing away.

A few minutes passed.

Peacock garden.

The staff member who had been pacing back and forth confirmed that the two had indeed walked far away, and after looking around and finding that no one was paying attention to him—

He took a deep breath, drew a semicircle with his hand, pointed at the peacock, lowered his voice: "Fan your tail for me."

No·thing·hap·pened.

The peacock looked up at him. Where did this idiot come from?

Staff member: "..."

"Oi! Peacock, fan your tail for me! Fan your tail for me, fan your tail for me, fan your tail for me, fan your tail for me!"

"Ya ya ya ya! Tai! You beast! Fan! Your! Tail! For! Me!"

The staff member used all his strength, but there was still no reaction.

It's really strange. What went wrong? Didn't he replicate the young couple's actions one-to-one?

Language problem?

"Open your tail for me!!"

"Watashi no tame ni gamen o hirake!"

"Cluck cluck cluck, fan your tail, cluck cluck cluck!"

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 214 =====

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