Chapter 285: A good password should be easy to understand at a glance

This extra pure cream cake wasn't big; Bai Bufan directly divided it into four pieces with a cross-cut and distributed them to everyone present except Lin Li.

The birthday boy was isolated again; sure enough, building a small group is the beginning of the friendship ship capsizing.

But Lin Li couldn't care about whether this small ship capsized or not now; he first put down the big cake in his hand, reached out to the four of them, and revealed a fawning and flattering smile:

"So, what about my cream cake, give me a piece."

"No rush, you're the birthday boy, how could there not be a share for you? You'll get it in a moment." Ding Sihan took the cake and smiled at Lin Li with ill intent.

Closing one eye and opening the other, she seemed to be aiming.

Lin Li: "..."

"What the hell are you planning to use to give it to me!"

"Guess."

"You're going to hand it to me, right! Ding Sihan! Answer me! You're going to hand it to me in a moment, right!" Lin Li took half a step back, smiling bitterly.

Ding Sihan didn't speak, just smiled.

One born, judged.

"Monitor, you have one in your hand too, could it be that you're going to smash it on me later too?" Lin Li looked at the only human present, grasping the last hope.

Look, Chen Yuying was indeed still a bit troubled; her movements were quite slow when she nodded, obviously struggling internally.

Chen Yuying, good!

Not only that, Yingbao was also very considerate, using a tone similar to waiting for her husband to return at the door, her eyes filled with gentleness and consideration as she comforted Lin Li:

"It's okay, Lin Li, the water heater has already been turned on for you."

Lin Li: "(；o_o)?"

This, this isn't right, is it?

Lin Li ran to the bathroom. Hey, guess what, the hot water was really already turned on, and it had been heated enough that he could take a hot shower with enough hot water at any time.

Wow, really very considerate.

"I'm really stupid, really," Lin Li lifted his lusterless eyes and continued, "I only knew that I didn't count as a person in your eyes, and that you would take pleasure in bullying me; I didn't know that my birthday would be like this too."

"Even if you turn into Xianglin's wife today, you'll still have to take this shot, hurry up and die." Qu Wanqiu sneered upon hearing this; boring, she wanted to see cream flowing like a river!

"Fine, fine," Lin Li shook his head and laughed, sighing in resignation: "I'll take off my coat first, that's reasonable, right?"

Saving one piece of clothing to wash is one piece.

"Reasonable."

After taking off his coat, Lin Li hesitated for a while, looked at the four of them, and asked for their opinion: "Do you mind if I take off my top completely?"

Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan immediately raised their hands, showing anticipation: "Don't mind, fully support!"

Bai Bufan felt disgusted: "Disgusting!"

Chen Yuying blinked, showing a little anticipation.

"Forget it, it feels a bit hooligan-like to take off my clothes." Lin Li vetoed himself, "I'll be more elegant and just take off my pants."

"Where on earth is that elegant! Why would you take off your pants!"

Bai Bufan immediately raised his hand, showing anticipation: "I don't mind this, fully support!"

This sentence was naturally a joke; Lin Li finally only took off his coat, and his upper body was still wearing his school uniform.

Lifting his top and being naked on his upper body were different; it wasn't a water park, and with Chen Yuying present, even Lin Li's thick skin would feel a bit embarrassed.

"Okay, I'm ready to die." After making all these preparations, Lin Li picked up the big cake again, looked at the candle flame on it, and said with a smile.

"We're ready too."

It was time to make a birthday wish.

Holding the cake high, facing the expectant or rather covetous gazes of everyone, Lin Li really wanted to show a desperate and sad expression of facing imminent danger, but a smile emerged uncontrollably.

Looking at the flickering candlelight under everyone's gaze, Lin Li suddenly discovered that "The Little Match Girl" might not just be a fairy tale.

Because one really can see the person they want to see in the swaying flames.

The only difference is.

The little girl could see it because it was her imagination, illusory, while Lin Li could see it because she was right in front of him.

As for being smashed with cream or whatever, what does it matter?

So—

"I wish—"

"It won't come true if you say it out loud." Chen Yuying reminded him.

"Okay." Lin Li, who was stopped, smiled, closed his eyes, and engraved the wish in the bottom of his heart.

Then he opened his eyes, leaned forward slightly, and let the exhaled airflow extinguish the flame.

"Woohoo!"

"Happy eighteenth birthday! Lin Li!"

"Happy every day! Never die!"

"Forget it, die now!"

Amidst laughter and blessings, someone changed their face very quickly, and the cream cakes in the four people's hands also attacked Lin Li one after another.

They really weren't polite at all.

It wasn't appropriate to catch this thing with bare hands, not to mention Lin Li was still holding the big cake.

Therefore, in an instant, the part above Lin Li's neck turned into a piece of snow white, cream flowed along his brow bone, and even his hair tips were hanging with ice-like crystals formed by cream.

He had been poured into a cream puff.

Looking at Lin Li like this, the four people all showed hearty smiles.

But Lin Li wasn't angry at all; he licked the cream from the corner of his mouth, shrugged his shoulders, and asked with slight helplessness: "Are you satisfied now?"

Chen Yuying was about to nod, but suddenly covered her mouth and stopped laughing, instead asking Lin Li in a low voice with worry:

"Lin Li, how is the soundproofing of your house?"

Bai Bufan and the other three also stopped talking upon hearing this.

It wasn't early now, so it wouldn't be good if they disturbed the neighbors.

"Not very good." Lin Li shook his head, "The soundproofing is still quite poor; I can hear it every time someone knocks on the door."

The four people, who were a bit worried and apologetic when they heard the first three words, fell silent again after hearing the complete content.

If they couldn't hear knocking, then the soundproofing would be too good.

"What kind of poor soundproofing is that!"

"Don't worry," Lin Li laughed loudly, "Although the soundproofing of the old residential complex is indeed quite average, there is no one living downstairs from me, and the people upstairs are quite nice.

And we aren't going to stay up all night playing, don't worry. Besides, if the neighbors really get anxious, you guys will have already left, and they'll be cursing me."

"That's good."

Amidst the relieved sighs, four more pieces of cream flew over.

"..."

Wiping his face, Lin Li thought for a while and changed his words: "Maybe we should worry about it; actually, my neighbors are very ferocious, they eat three children every meal."

Ignored.

Finally, the cream was thrown, and because the lights hadn't been turned on, the living room, which was only flowing with the shallow moonlight through the curtains, had smiles on the faces of the four people—and one creature whose face was full of cream, it was hard to tell if he was smiling or not.

"Then I'll turn on the lights." Ding Sihan, who was closest to the light, signaled this.

"Wait a moment, let us sing happy birthday again." Lin Li took the paper Chen Yuying handed him to wipe his face, stopped her, and said.

"Why, do you want to hear this?" Ding Sihan asked in confusion.

"No," Lin Li took off his birthday crown hat, placed it on top of the cake, and sincerely popularized science to Ding Sihan:

"Remember, don't forget that when it's your birthday, it's actually your cake's birthday too, so let's wish it a happy birthday too."

Ding Sihan: "..."

Sick.

Ignoring Lin Li's opinion, Ding Sihan turned on the lights.

Lin Li took the cake knife; actually, today wasn't just the birthday cake's birthday, it was also the birthday cake's death day.

"How much do you want?" Lin Li asked.

"A piece."

"A small piece is fine."

Everyone wasn't very hungry, so naturally, they couldn't eat much.

"I estimate that the five of us definitely won't be able to finish it. How about you guys take the rest back to the dorm to share? Otherwise, it's not realistic for me to keep it and eat it alone; I'll have to eat it for several days, and it might go bad in the refrigerator."

Lin Li asked casually while starting to cut.

"That's fine, the three of us will take a small piece back separately, it's enough for them, and Bai Bufan can take the rest back; you boys eat a lot." Chen Yuying nodded and suggested.

"Then Baowei is in luck." Bai Bufan had no objections either.

"Here, wait, Lin Li, this is for you, your birthday gift, don't say Mom doesn't have you in her heart."

Ding Sihan took out a wrapped gift from under the cushion on the sofa at this time; it was flat and square, looking like a book in shape.

"You actually prepared a gift for me too? What is this?"

Lin Li put down the cake knife, carefully confirmed that both hands were not stained with cake and were clean before taking it, then asked curiously.

"I asked Bai Bufan what gift you like, but he couldn't say it clearly, so I chose a notebook myself; at least you can definitely use it in your daily life. It's not anything good, you don't need to look forward to it too much, just a gesture."

Ding Sihan replied.

"Thank you." Lin Li smiled from the bottom of his heart, "Although the gift is light, the affection is even lighter."

Ding Sihan: "?"

"Did you say the wrong word?"

"Didn't say it wrong," Lin Li touched his neck and nodded seriously to Ding Sihan: "Ding Ding, I'll accept the gift, you take back the affection."

"You accepted it backward!" Ding Sihan teased with a smile, then seeing Lin Li wanted to unwrap the gift, she stepped forward to hold it down and shook her index finger from side to side:

"It's not polite to unwrap a gift in front of people without permission; wait until we leave to unwrap it."

"Okay."

Lin Li naturally didn't care and temporarily placed the gift on the lower layer of the coffee table.

"This is my gift." Qu Wanqiu followed up.

"Bai Bufan knows nothing when asked, too useless. Mine was also a blind choice; if you think it's useful, keep it; if it's useless, just hang it on a second-hand software for female college students to sell as 99% new."

Qu Wanqiu also handed over a wrapped small gift box; it was quite square, and it was impossible to see what was in the box.

"Then I'll definitely hang it as a male college student's 99% new, and with my selfie, it won't sell worse than a female college student's."

Lin Li took it and placed it on the lower layer, saying to Qu Wanqiu with a smile.

Qu Wanqiu looked slightly troubled upon hearing this, but nodded: "That's fine, it should sell."

Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan.

"I gave you mine in the morning, that's the one, I only prepared that one!" Bai Bufan noticed the gaze and emphasized quickly.

"Useless things, the gift can't be taken out, and the suggestion can't be given. Can you roll out of my house? I get annoyed when I see you." Lin Li sneered.

"This can also be cursed at me? Three-body people would have to think about life when they see you; who can see through you, this guy? I really can't give them advice."

Bai Bufan said unconvinced, then sighed to Lin Li in a low voice:

"Some brothers, actually there are some, but some information, I dare to send to you, but don't dare to send to them."

Seeing Bai Bufan's gaze, Lin Li knowingly took out his phone; Bai Bufan had indeed sent him a message.

"What is the birthday gift boys most hope to receive?"

"a: Game derivative toys"

"b"

"c: Tech smart devices"

"d: Quality of life items"

Lin Li laughed out loud.

So hard to choose.

But it really couldn't be sent to the "three people" anymore; if he sent it, he would definitely be labeled a bad dog and sent to the dog meat restaurant.

"Fine, I forgive you." Lin Li said with a smile.

"What are you laughing at?" The three girls opposite asked curiously.

"Nothing."

"That must be something perverted."

"Hello, yes."

Lin Li admitted with a smile, handed a small piece of cake with fruit on it to Chen Yuying, and after she took the cake, he didn't take his hand back and stared straight at her.

The meaning was self-evident.

Chen Yuying held the cake, facing Lin Li's gaze, her smiling eyes blinked, and she pointed to the cake in front of her and said:

"The gift has already been given to you."

"What?"

"This cake is it."

"You made it?"

"Um~"

Lin Li was stunned for a moment, then snatched the cake from Bai Bufan's hand, pointing at Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu with both hands:

"Shut up, shut up! You two, all of you shut up! Not allowed to eat! Immediately start digging your throats! Move fast!!"

The three of them laughed out loud upon hearing this.

"Protecting food? Lin Li, I really have to contact Pan Hong." Bai Bufan pointed at Lin Li and shook his head, teasing.

Inverting heaven and earth, dog calling dog.

"Just kidding." The clear laughter ended, and Chen Yuying said while covering her mouth, "The cake was bought, not a gift."

She put down the small plate in her hand, walked to the room connected to the balcony, and then walked back holding a huge doll.

"I, I haven't given a gift to a boy before, no experience, and don't know what you like, Bai Bufan couldn't say it either, so I chose a little bear I bought before that is very comfortable to hold while sleeping.

If you don't like it, another day, like this weekend, I'll choose another gift for you..."

Chen Yuying walked to Lin Li, stuffed the huge doll wrapped in a plastic bag into Lin Li's arms, didn't look directly into Lin Li's eyes, shifted her gaze slightly, and said gently.

Bai Bufan sighed, how come one by one, everyone has to mention him, really treating him as their condom.

"How could I not like it!"

"Just this first time is already a very precious gift, cool, the monitor's first—ouch."

Lin Li naturally wouldn't say he didn't like it, but unfortunately, before he finished speaking, the doll in his arms was lifted up and smashed on his head to stop his perverted speech.

But life is endless, perversion is endless.

"The only flaw in this gift is that it would be even better if it were the little bear you slept with."

"Pervert..."

After spitting in a low voice, Chen Yuying still didn't look at Lin Li, and amidst the slight teasing of Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, she returned to their side, blushing, and focused on eating the cake in small bites.

Lin Li examined the little bear on his lap.

It was blue overall, and the fur was lamb wool with snowflake patterns; it felt very comfortable to touch, and it definitely wasn't cheap.

It had semi-permanent sunglasses tattooed on its face, and its expression was also very arrogant.

It was a cool bear.

It also came with many accessories; it had a light gray scarf, a dark blue braided rope bracelet on its hand, and even small earrings on its ears.

Not bad.

Although Lin Li didn't have the habit of sleeping with a doll.

But Lin Li could learn.

"Lin Li, do you have anything to drink? I'm a bit thirsty." Bai Bufan, who was holding a plate and eating cake, looked up and asked.

There were some "earthy" snacks on the coffee table, but nothing to drink.

And he didn't see any in the refrigerator just now, otherwise Bai Bufan would have taken it himself.

"Yes, yes." Lin Li stood up upon hearing this, walked to the kitchen, and then walked over carrying a kettle.

Lin Li asked Bai Bufan: "Bufan, boiled water or a drink?"

"A drink." Bai Bufan replied.

Drinking plain water was a bit too bland.

"Guessed wrong, it's boiled water." Lin Li shook the kettle and said to Bai Bufan with regret.

Bai Bufan: "(；o_o)?"

Not my bro?

"You weren't letting me choose, but letting me guess? Damn!" Bai Bufan couldn't hold it anymore.

"I usually drink boiled water at home, and that's all there is to drink at home." Lin Li said with a smile.

He took out disposable cups and poured one for each of the four people, and finally specifically exhorted Bai Bufan:

"And, Bufan, you really need to drink fewer drinks; your medical report is already out, and the situation isn't very good."

"Really? Tricking me again?"

Bai Bufan's hand holding the water cup froze, and he felt guilty all of a sudden.

"Not this time, I was looking at the medical report at the door just now, I didn't have time to send it to you, I've sent it to you now, take a look yourself."

Lin Li shook his head.

"Why does it feel more nervous than checking college entrance exam scores? By the way, Lin Li, what's your home wifi password? I used too much short video and hot spots during the sports meet and the last two days, only seven GB left, and I wanted to carry it over to next month."

"tenda_6c9g01 is ours, the password is five anal contractions." Lin Li replied upon hearing this.

"What is five anal contractions, is it the pinyin of four characters? No, is it the pinyin of five anal contractions? That's too long?"

Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, tried it, and then turned his head to ask.

Stupid dog, Lin Li sighed, took his phone, and entered the password directly—"o*o*o*o*o*"

Connection successful.

Bai Bufan: "(；゜o゜)?"

So it was visualization?

That's very good.

Then, Bai Bufan checked his health report.

The report directly indicated abnormal indicators.

"Kidney crystals," "accessory spleen," "fatty liver trend," "decreased platelet count"...

"Damn? Why so many problems?" Bai Bufan was stunned after seeing his abnormalities, then looked at Lin Li: "Lin Li, what about yours? Do you have any too?"

As long as Lin Li had them, Bai Bufan wouldn't be too panicked.

"I'm very healthy, no abnormalities."

But unfortunately, Lin Li just looked at Bai Bufan, who was only approaching 16 now, with pity, and sighed.

Lin Li's report was indeed very normal, all indices showed he was very healthy.

It seems that the system's improvement to his physique is an improvement beyond the biological body; the growth of ability has no effect on its presentation under modern technology.

That's good news; he doesn't need to worry about others discovering the abnormalities in his body from this angle.

"Damn!! Then what do these abnormal indicators mean? What's the result?"

Bai Bufan instantly felt the cake in front of him wasn't fragrant anymore, swallowed a mouthful, and asked with slight worry.

"You can check Baidu and you'll know." Lin Li gave a suggestion.

That makes sense, Bai Bufan immediately went to check Baidu.

Three minutes later.

Bai Bufan looked up, expressionless:

"Everyone, it seems I have uterine cancer and am going to die."

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 286 =====