Chapter 286: Then, make a choice

After carefully obtaining his physical condition from Baidu, Bai Bufan reached this conclusion.

"Baidu told me that these are indeed symptoms of late-stage uterine cancer; I'm done for." Bai Bufan said desolately.

The "three people" laughed into a group upon hearing this.

This is the charm of Baidu.

Seeking medical advice on Baidu, late-stage cancer; water will boil at 100 degrees, people will die at 100 degrees.

These have never been groundless.

One of the situations where outpatient doctors easily get red-faced is when they have painstakingly popularized science and suggested a lot to the patient, but the patient shakes their head and says, "That's not what Baidu says."

Lin Li, upon hearing this, silently snatched Bai Bufan's phone and immediately started searching.

"Don't try, I know you don't want it to be like this, but, that is the res... wait, Lin Li, what the hell are you searching for!"

Bai Bufan originally thought Lin Li wanted him to repeat the search himself and was about to dissuade him, but when he leaned over to look, this guy hadn't clicked on Baidu at all, but was entering the keyword "loan" in the software store.

"I'm turning waste into treasure."

Lin Li clicked to download all the loan software in the pop-up software list, then looked at Bai Bufan and said.

Bai Bufan: "..."

This guy really intends to let him take out small loans for him before he dies.

"Roll, roll, roll," Bai Bufan snatched back his phone, canceled everything, and then his concern became a bit more serious:

"Forget Baidu, what's going on with me? A medical checkup can't just give abnormalities without teaching how to deal with them, right?"

"Relax," Lin Li nodded and forwarded the suggestions sent to him by his private customer service to Bai Bufan: "The problem actually isn't big; these are all just abnormalities and not diseases.

The accessory spleen is congenital and basically won't have any lesions; the fatty liver trend isn't fatty liver, it's simply because you eat too many greasy things and exercise too little; if you make up for it, the trend will stop.

As for these kidney crystals, you do need to pay attention; they are the predecessors of kidney stones, but the way to deal with them is actually very simple: drink more water, and they can be discharged through the toilet, which is why I told you to drink more water and fewer drinks."

Lin Li smiled and summarized the suggestions.

"Hoo—understood."

"Scared me to death, so my kidney was just about to form a golden core; as long as it doesn't have problems in other aspects, hoo—"

Bai Bufan let out a long sigh of relief.

"Isn't it just drinking water and exercising? Simple. Starting tomorrow, I'll carve 'Remember to drink water' on the desk, and ask Baowei to urge me every day. One cup in the morning and one in the evening, and I'll get two more bowls of soup in the cafeteria every meal. Perfect."

Bai Bufan drank the cup of water in front of him in one breath and made a grand vow.

Lin Li frowned, finding something wrong: "Did you forget to mention the exercise part?"

"Discuss later."

Lin Li pointed at Bai Bufan.

"However, Bufan, I heard there's another niche way to discharge stones; do you want to try it?"

"Say it."

"This isn't very convenient to say, I'll send it to you." Lin Li took out his phone, selected a picture, and clicked.

Bai Bufan clicked on the picture and saw it was a forwarded comment.

—"My boyfriend flushed his kidney stone into my asshole, now my asshole is like a scallop with a pearl."

Bai Bufan: "..."

The niche thing isn't the discharge method of the stone, but the combination of these words.

Sometimes Bai Bufan felt his reading speed was too fast, causing his brain to react to seeing something when it was already too late.

"The method is good, but stay away from me." Bai Bufan concluded.

The four people ate cake, Bai Bufan drank water, and Lin Li began to ask for opinions:

"Originally, I should be the one treating on my birthday, but these were all bought by you, right? My mom gave me quite a bit of birthday funds and asked me to treat you well on the weekend, probably anticipating this situation.

So what do you say about this weekend? Continue to make an appointment at the library?

I'll pay for the meals and such? Or combine work and rest, study for half a day and go out to play for half a day?"

"I can do it; I originally planned to stay at school for the midterm exam, I even brought my phone this week." Qu Wanqiu nodded.

She was one of the ones who handed in their phones at the class meeting on Monday.

And Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan agreed without surprise.

So the four of them looked at Bai Bufan.

"I haven't been home since National Day ended." Bai Bufan suddenly realized this.

The first weekend was only one day off, so he was too lazy to go back; the second weekend he went to Pingjiang to experience shooting; the third weekend was the last two days.

"So you want to go home?"

"Mainly I feel like my dad, mom, and computer miss me very much; I'm very homesick." Bai Bufan said.

"Which one misses you the most?" Lin Li narrowed his eyes.

"The computer."

"... Can't you just play at my house? Or I'll use my noble adult ID card to open a machine for you at an internet cafe." Lin Li, who found it was indeed so, sneered.

"Sigh—that works too, then I'll stay." Bai Bufan thought for a while, nodded, and was persuaded.

"But I really have to go home the week after next. Lin Li, do you have any spending projects arranged for this week? Don't schedule it for next week."

"Okay—" Lin Li dragged his voice amusedly.

"That's it for tonight, we should go back to school too."

After eating most of the cake in front of him, Chen Yuying looked at the time on her smartwatch and said to everyone.

Several people actually only ate a small piece of cake and didn't stay at Lin Li's house for long, but to go back before the dorm doors closed, it was indeed time to leave.

Therefore, Lin Li didn't try to keep them, neatly dividing the cake into a big one and a small one, making it convenient for Bai Bufan and Chen Yuying to take back to the dorm.

"This floor..." Chen Yuying's gaze looked at the floor; the entrance, the doorway to Lin Li's room, were all covered in ribbon strips, and there were quite a few cream stains on the living room floor.

"Should we clean up a bit before leaving?"

"No need, I'll do it myself in a moment, it's easy, you guys go downstairs first, don't let Old Jian Tou wait anxiously." Lin Li waved his hand, indicating no need.

It really wasn't very dirty, and it wasn't too troublesome to clean up.

"Exactly, the surprise was for him, and we have to clean up? How come all the good things are taken by Lin Li? Let him clean it up himself." Ding Sihan agreed.

"Lin Li, is that one-yuan coin still there? Take it out and give me some sense of ritual." Bai Bufan rubbed his hands in anticipation upon hearing this.

"It is there, but I'm too lazy to take it out. Let's go, let's go, go downstairs first." Lin Li said with a smile.

"You're going downstairs too?"

"Um, I still have to send you to the entrance of the complex, and I feel it's necessary to say thank you to Old Jian Tou." Lin Li nodded.

"That's true."

Taking out the shoes he had hidden so Lin Li wouldn't realize something was wrong at a glance from the shoe cabinet, everyone changed and went downstairs.

"So celebrating a birthday is so interesting, thank you everyone." On the way to the entrance of the complex with the four of them, Lin Li, who was walking at the very back, thanked them sincerely, "A night worth remembering."

"Lin Li, do you rarely celebrate your birthday?" Chen Yuying asked upon hearing this.

"Yeah."

"Why?"

"Find it troublesome, don't think it's necessary, or rather, don't have that environment." Lin Li shrugged and spread his hands.

Chen Yuying remembered that Lin Li spent most of his time alone at home, and patted her mouth lightly with some regret.

"Still have to celebrate it more; there are many benefits to celebrating a birthday." Bai Bufan advised upon hearing this.

"For example?"

"Research shows that the more birthdays a person celebrates, the longer their lifespan; it's very clear that celebrating birthdays can extend lifespan." Bai Bufan gave the argument.

"Reasonable, I'll celebrate it in the future." Lin Li understood.

"Um, must celebrate it in the future." Chen Yuying also looked at Lin Li and nodded with a cheerful tone.

During the conversation, the five of them had reached the entrance of the complex and pushed open the iron gate that didn't even have a lock.

Lin Li looked around and found Xue Jian's car parked in the parking space opposite, and the man was standing next to the car smoking.

Parked opposite, no wonder he didn't notice it at all when he came home.

But to be honest, in a situation where he didn't think about this at all, even if it were parked at the entrance of the complex, he wouldn't necessarily notice it.

Noticing Lin Li and the five of them coming out, Xue Jian extinguished the cigarette butt and started the car.

"Done?" Xue Jian asked after the five of them approached.

"Um um, thank you, teacher." Chen Yuying smiled sweetly.

"Teacher, thank you." And Lin Li stepped forward and bowed ninety degrees to Xue Jian to express his gratitude somewhat formally.

"No need," looking at Lin Li, who was rarely serious, Xue Jian just felt it was a bit funny.

But this child was an adult after all, so it was normal for him to mature.

"Happy birthday to you, Lin Li." So Xue Jian was somewhat gratified.

Lin Li didn't straighten his bowed waist, but the two hands that were originally stuck to his legs joined together in a begging gesture and stretched forward: "Teacher, although you haven't given it yet, I'll accept your gift, you take back the affection."

Xue Jian: "?"

Mature my ass.

Xue Jian now somewhat regretted extinguishing the cigarette butt just now; otherwise, the pair of hands in front of him would be the best ashtray.

Could also be a gift.

"The gift I'm giving you is that I won't curse you today." Xue Jian sneered.

Lin Li straightened his body upon hearing this and laughed heartily: "Then thank you, teacher, I like this gift very much."

"Alright, get in the car and go back to school. Lin Li, you go back early to take a shower and sleep, your hair is full of cream, don't be late tomorrow."

Xue Jian opened the car door, sat in the driver's seat, and signaled with his chin while starting the ignition.

Although Lin Li simply cleaned it up with a tissue after being smashed with cream, there was still quite a bit of residue.

"Okay! Thank you, teacher!" Lin Li responded with a smile.

Bai Bufan took the lead and sat in the passenger seat, sitting as straight as a good baby.

Ding Sihan opened the car door, and the "three people" sat in the back row one after another.

Chen Yuying was the third one.

The old street lamp cast a warm yellow halo on Xue Jian's car; Chen Yuying's fingertips just touched the car door handle, but her movements stopped.

Lin Li, who was watching her, naturally noticed this pause. Seeing this, he was about to ask if she had forgotten something when the girl in front of him suddenly turned around.

Chen Yuying's pretty face was slightly red under the moonlight; the force with which she grabbed Lin Li's wrist was like a spider silk lifted by the wind, light enough to break in the next second, but it was also extremely firm.

Burning somewhat hot.

Her hand exerted slight force, and Lin Li, who hadn't reacted, had his body pulled to the side.

Chen Yuying stood on tiptoe, her face gradually approaching.

Lin Li: "?!"

Her hair tips brushed against the cream block solidified on Lin Li's side face, the warm air she exhaled rolled words into his ear canal, and her voice brushed his earlobe with coolness:

"The scarf and the bracelet were both woven by me. If you like them, they are for you; if you don't like them, they are for the little bear—"

Bai Bufan's unintentional light cough came from the passenger seat; actually, he hadn't noticed this at all, but Chen Yuying was like a frightened little deer, her pupils contracted abruptly, her fingertips drew half a circle on Lin Li's wrist bone in a panic, and she pulled them out.

When she retreated, her heels crushed a fallen leaf on the side of the road, and the cracking sound was hidden in the roar of the car engine.

The sounds hidden in this roar were naturally more than just this cracking sound.

"Thump thump, thump thump."

"Clang—"

Chen Yuying had already sat in the back row, closed the car door, and lowered her head to look at her straight legs.

Only the broken hair with a little cream on her forehead recorded everything that had just happened.

"Let's go, Lin Li, you hurry home."

And Xue Jian, hearing the sound of the car door closing, turned his head to confirm that Chen Yuying had also gotten into the car, exhorted Lin Li through the back window, and started the vehicle, leaving with the four of them.

Leaving Lin Li standing in place under the street lamp, watching the car leave.

Until it disappeared at the intersection.

Only then did Lin Li slowly raise his hand and touch his left earlobe.

Slightly hot, it seemed to be the lingering warmth left by that scorching breath.

The street lamp stretched Lin Li's shadow; for a long time, Lin Li twisted his shoulders and walked toward the complex.

Only his regretful murmur remained on the street—

"Thought she was going to kiss me; I even thought about what the child's name would be just now."

Lin Li returned home.

He didn't go to deal with the trash on the floor, but walked toward the little bear that had taken away his gift.

He tore open the inflatable plastic bag and took off the scarf.

Whether from a distance or close up, the workmanship really couldn't be called fine, but Lin Li originally thought this was the bear's own decoration, so it was normal for it to be rough.

Now it seems, it wasn't like that.

A corner of the scarf was even embroidered with the capital letters "ll"; at first, this side was facing the bear, so he couldn't notice it.

Unfortunately, "cyy" couldn't be found on the other end.

Sniffing it in front of his nose, a faint fragrance hit him.

Lin Li didn't have the habit of wearing a scarf in winter before.

But now he had one.

Spring and autumn felt like they could also have one; as for summer... forget it, summer is still open to discussion.

"Is it your scarf that you're wearing? You even want to sleep with me, damn it, steal my things again, watch out I'll make you fly."

Lin Li took off the dark blue braided rope bracelet tied on the little bear's round arm, while speaking evil words.

The dark blue braided rope had a cold luster, the eight-strand braid pattern was dense, and the knot was decorated with an old silver buckle, with a white jade stone in the middle, on which an "ll" was also hollowed out.

The tail adjustment chain was hung with a steel ring, which had vertical lines of uneven depth, like a scale without numbers.

But counting carefully, he found it was exactly eighteen.

"Still stealing mine? Is it yours! Asking you! Is it yours? Hmm? Speak! Thief! Speak!"

Lin Li looked coldly at the little bear, giving it a slap every time he said a word.

Little bear: "?"

—Feed me peanuts! Feed me peanuts tat!

The little bear didn't speak, pretending to be dumb, and Lin Li was very unhappy.

Of course, if the little bear really spoke, Lin Li would be even more unhappy.

"Pretending to be cold, go to the bed and wait for me first, you're going to suffer tonight." Lin Li patted the little bear's butt, walked to the bedroom door, and threw it onto the bed.

Then he continued to unwrap Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu's gifts.

Tearing off the packaging and opening Qu Wanqiu's box, Lin Li's eyes went black.

Inside the box were many independent small packages wrapped in black cloth.

"What is this?"

Lin Li picked up a few at random and read the text on the packaging.

"15D black, what is this."

"Pure desire letter style silk stockings female spring and autumn thin... hmm?"

Lin Li: "(；o_o)?"

What the hell did he just read out?

Lin Li took a closer look in front of his eyes, and it really was black silk.

"This one too? This one too!"

Lin Li emptied the box; besides a dozen packs of black silk, there was nothing else.

"..."

As everyone knows, sending black silk is actually a very ambiguous thing.

But a girl sending a boy black silk doesn't seem to be that ambiguous.

A bit perverted.

"Little Jiu Jiu, you..."

No wonder she said to hang it as a female college student if selling second-hand, and when he retorted that he would hang his own photo, Qu Wanqiu's expression was so strange.

Nansang isn't Chengdu; hanging his own photo, it's very hard to sell.

"Damn, the black silk I like is the black silk worn on the body; what's the use of giving me it separately? It'll be hard to explain if Sister Min finds out." Lin Li was somewhat amused.

But he accepted it first.

Maybe it will be useful one day.

Then, Lin Li unwrapped the gift Ding Sihan gave him; he originally thought there would be some surprises, but after unwrapping it, he found it was really just an ordinary notebook.

And it had signs of use, no plastic cover; Lin Li suspected Ding Sihan had recycled it.

But Lin Li didn't mind at all.

Lin Li opened the first page, oh, there was actually writing.

"Yingbao's period: around the middle of every month, October is the 11th to 13th... eh?"

Lin Li: "(；o_o)?"

What the hell did he just read out?

"Information currently tellable to you in private."

"Yingbao's favorite doll image: likes all cute dolls, likes bears the most, there are two in the dorm, heard there are more at home."

"Least favorite animal: frogs and toads."

"Songs she likes to listen to..."

"(Note: uncertain) Clothing style she likes..."

"..."

Lin Li looked over; every line recorded in the notebook was information about Chen Yuying.

"I just chose a notebook myself; at least you can definitely use it in your daily life."

This sentence rang in his ears again.

Little Ding Ding, you...

Lin Li flipped through it; it was actually full of four or five pages, involving many aspects, all kinds of preferences were recorded, and all the objective facts in the information and the guesses containing subjectivity were marked.

On the last page of the notebook content.

"Above, these are all information that I think Yuying won't be angry with me even if she knows I shared it with you, but note, she will definitely be unhappy if you share it with others, so it is forbidden to show it to others! Forbidden! Forbidden! Forbidden!"

"I also know a lot of news that isn't suitable for writing in this notebook. If you want to know, filialize your mom well; maybe I'll tell you if I'm in a good mood. Do you understand?"

"Understood!" Lin Li nodded heavily and took out his phone.

Although Ding Sihan's request was strange, Lin Li would do it—

"Lin Li: Mom, I will definitely filialize you well in the future."

"Wu Min:?"

"Wu Min: Did you spend 1800 so fast?"

"Wu Min: Where did you spend it? Show me the details, this is too fast, it's only been one day."

"Lin Li: No, my classmate told me to filialize you well."

"Wu Min:?"

"Wu Min: Are you sick?"

"Lin Li: Maybe my classmate is sick."

"Wu Min: No, you must be sick, Lin Li, don't force me to curse you on your birthday."

"Lin Li: Good night 'rose' 'rose' 'rose'"

Okay, on the weekend, screenshot this message and show it to Ding Sihan; those messages should be told to him.

Plan successful.

After perfunctorily dealing with Wu Min, Lin Li looked at the slightly messy and lonely house and took a deep breath.

Everyone, Lin Li has a lot of things to do now.

a: Clean up the trash on the floor (cream was stepped on and left footprints, this thing is even harder to clean after a long time, imminent)

b: Shower and wash hair (there is still cream on his face and head, it's sticky and uncomfortable, imminent)

c: Study the textbooks he brought back (belongs to the original study plan, delaying it will disrupt everything, imminent)

d: Jerk off first (human nature, imminent)

e: Read this notebook (can be read at any time, not urgent at all)

Really difficult to choose, but, make a choice!

Lin Li smiled slightly.

eeeeeeeeeee!

I'm going forward with e!!!

When 【Strong Memory】 is activated, in a state of near photographic memory, these contents were all engraved in Lin Li's mind in a few minutes.

He already knew the notebook by heart.

—Notebook.

Lin Li was still unsatisfied, clicking his tongue and complaining resentfully:

"Damn Ding Sihan, only wrote a few pages, if others see it, they'll think I look down on it; write a few more words?"

"Write another page!"

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 287 =====