Chapter 287: New machine, wow, I want to touch your pants

People like Ding Sihan are really not suitable to be web novel authors; after all, she had no response to Lin Li's request for "another page" as a reader.

Heinous, too numerous to record.

But forget it, forgive her; this author of hers isn't easy either, maybe she really couldn't write anymore.

Putting away this precious and useful notebook, Lin Li put it into the box containing the black silk and locked it in the bedroom cabinet.

Ding Sihan was right; it couldn't be shown to others.

Although he had already memorized it and it wouldn't matter if he destroyed it, he could let her or Qu Wanqiu supplement it in the future, so keep it.

"Hoo—"

Very good, since the e option was done, it was time to deal with those other imminent options.

Lin Li never forgot his roots; he still remembered the knowledge he learned in elementary school: time optimization.

For example, "Mom comes home from work to cook, washing rice takes 5 minutes, electric rice cooker takes 25 minutes, washing vegetables takes 5 minutes, cutting vegetables takes 5 minutes, cooking takes 15 minutes; how many minutes does Mom need at least to finish cooking?"

Doing it in order is a stupid behavior; many things can be done in parallel.

This is the truth Lin Li learned.

So, facing the four imminent tasks of a, b, c, and d, Lin Li had already made his choice.

ad, bd, cd, ddddddd.

d couldn't come out anymore.

Lin Li, who was exhausted from d, ended everything leisurely, looking at the birthday happy letters still stuck on the living room curtains.

Thinking about it, let them stay here for now.

Wait until the day they leak air and don't look good, then take them down.

It was time to sleep now; he, who had to get up at four o'clock every day, had lost the qualification to stay up late.

Lying on the bed, holding the blue bear that was still exuding a completely different aura from the room, Lin Li stroked the little bear's back with his left hand and the little bear's butt with his right hand.

Sexually harassing the little bear, sniffing this fragrance, sleepiness gradually struck.

Lin Li felt today was a perfect day, sleep, sleep.

"..."

"..."

"Shoo—"

"If I hadn't stood firm at that time and deliberately fell over a bit, would we have kissed?!"

Lin Li sat up straight, slapped his thigh heavily through the quilt, and said with regret.

"Forget it, forget it, what does it matter, sleep, sleep." A few seconds later, Lin Li shook his head with a smile, feeling that he was a bit unnecessary; just keep his mindset flat.

"..."

"..."

"Shoo—"

"It was just a little bit! Just a little bit! Bai Bufan, did you have to cough at that time? What the hell are you coughing for?"

Lin Li got angrier the more he thought about it, and took out his phone.

"Lin Li: Bai Bufan, I really get annoyed when I see you!"

"Lin Li: Voice 60s·"

Clicking on the voice message, the foul language that erupted startled Zhou Baowei, who had his head buried in the cake.

Bai Bufan:?

Didn't he say they were the best brothers an hour ago?

Where did he offend him again?

Tuesday, the next day.

Lin Li was as usual, carrying breakfast to the classroom.

He wasn't the birthday boy today; he didn't know if the monitor would still help the enemy and answer his questions.

He didn't hear Bai Bufan's wild history in the hallway; walking into the front door and looking, he found he wasn't in his seat at all.

Maybe he slept in.

"Monitor, Ding Sihan, and Little Jiu Jiu, breakfast for you three."

Lin Li distributed the breakfast, gave it to Qu Wanqiu, who was sitting alone on the side first, and then walked toward Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying.

Chen Yuying subconsciously wanted to look up upon hearing this, but was quickly suppressed by herself.

"Okay, put it there, thank you."

Busy appearance, after finishing speaking, she continued to focus on writing the extracurricular practice in front of her with a pen.

But if you look closely, you will find that no new handwriting appeared.

When the disposable plastic bag containing breakfast appeared at the front of her desk with a friction sound, Chen Yuying pursed her lips, raised her eyes somewhat nervously, looked at Lin Li's hand along the takeout, and then looked at his wrist.

None.

It's okay.

Chen Yuying turned her head slightly and looked at Lin Li's other hand carrying more takeout.

None either.

It's okay too.

"..."

It's not okay.

Her soft lips pouted and then returned to normal, and the anticipation in her eyes turned into disappointment.

Is it on the little bear's hand?

But the sentence "if you don't like it, it's for the little bear" was fake.

Didn't let you really not like it.

Clearly matched it very carefully.

The pen in Chen Yuying's hand touched the paper again, but she wasn't answering anymore.

"Ding Sihan, take yours quickly." Lin Li's impatient voice came from above.

"What kind of attitude is that! Not filial at all." Ding Sihan took the breakfast slowly.

"Do you know how heavy it is?"

Lin Li looked at the ungrateful Little Ding Ding, shook his right hand hard, showing he was very tired, and by the way, let the bracelet deliberately hidden in the long sleeve show.

After that, he pressed his palm heavily on Chen Yuying's desk and confronted Ding Sihan:

"And I helped you bring breakfast, what kind of attitude is that? That's what I should ask you, right?"

He even patted the desktop.

Noticing this "suddenly" appearing bracelet, the disappointment in Chen Yuying's eyes disappeared completely and turned into surprise.

Then there was a little bit of annoyance, so she turned her head to look at the floor; damn it, it's white shoes.

Consider this idiot escaping a disaster.

If she buys shoes for Lin Li in the future, she will definitely only buy dark tones, it doesn't matter if they are stepped on.

"Lin Li, try talking to me like that again? I'm angry, give me back that broken notebook I gave you yesterday." And regarding Lin Li's arrogance, Ding Sihan was angry.

"Sorry Sister Ding, my attitude is the problem." Lin Li knelt down instantly.

"Heh, do you like the gift?" Ding Sihan won the battle and asked triumphantly.

"Not bad."

"What about mine?" Qu Wanqiu on the other side asked upon hearing this.

"Qu Wanqiu, roll as far as you can; I want to punch your finished homework book to pieces when I see you now." Lin Li turned his head to stare at Qu Wanqiu and sneered.

Qu Wanqiu blinked, her eyes innocent.

Do you have to be so obvious with differential treatment, hey!

However, Qu Wanqiu didn't have as much confidence as Ding Sihan; she felt she deserved it; on the contrary, what she wanted to see was this reaction, so she just smiled and gave two middle fingers.

"What did they give you? So curious, they won't tell me even if I ask."

Hearing this unusual conversation, Chen Yuying raised her head and asked curiously.

"Things not suitable for children, sixteen is not suitable to know." Lin Li tapped Chen Yuying's forehead with his index finger and continued walking toward the back row.

"Pfft—" Chen Yuying pouted in dissatisfaction and started to open her breakfast.

"Ying, so did you figure out this question? Teach me." At this time, Ding Sihan, who had a steamed bun in her mouth, leaned her head over.

"The molar mass of a is... eh? Why is the molar mass 'pig head'?"

Ding Sihan was stunned after seeing the answer Chen Yuying wrote.

Chen Yuying was startled upon hearing this and lowered her head to look at the fill-in-the-blank question she had just written.

Only to see the words "pig head" appearing on it, with a stick figure pig face next to it.

When did she draw it...

"Ah..."

Chen Yuying let out a soft cry, hurriedly used her pen to paint the answer into a black square, and then covered her slightly hot face.

"Did you eat the cake last night?" In the back row, after distributing breakfast, Lin Li asked.

"I don't know, I only ate some crumbs." Qin Zeyu shrugged.

"I don't know either, I just licked a mouthful of cream." Chen Tianming sneered.

Lin Li looked at Zhou Baowei, who was slumped over, upon hearing this.

"Baowei, do you know?"

"Haha, I might know a little bit more." Zhou Baowei said somewhat awkwardly, then rubbed his stomach, "Damn, seems like I ate too much at once last night, my stomach is a bit uncomfortable this morning."

Eating greasy food and cream cake together, Zhou Baowei is like this.

"Baowei, I used to think you were a piggy bank from childhood." Lin Li sighed and shook his head upon hearing this.

"What do you mean?"

"Fat, but no money, still a pig."

Zhou Baowei: "?"

"You just said 'used to think', right? Now, has it improved? Right, it must have improved!" Zhou Baowei always held hope for Lin Li and asked expectantly.

"Um, improved, now I think you're an egg tart." Lin Li nodded.

"What is this again?"

"Body is round, heart is yellow, but the body is brittle." Lin Li shook his head, "You, you don't have a diamond stomach, so don't take on porcelain work."

Zhou Baowei: "..."

Cursed twice in ten seconds; knowing Lin Li, Zhou Baowei felt his life was ruined.

"Sigh, after leaving Nansang Middle School, who else can break my defense?" Zhou Baowei sighed.

"Your future salary."

"Roll, Lin Li!"

Defense broken, defense broken again.

"If it's been hurting all morning, you're considered serious; why don't you go to the infirmary to see?" Lin Li smiled and still cared like a human.

Baowei can't die; it's not time for him to turn into lard with his remains yet.

"Forget it, don't really want to go, I have a fear of the infirmary, and it's not serious, I guess it will be fine if I endure it. Let's go, going to eat, bye."

Zhou Baowei still felt it wasn't necessary, waved his hand, and walked away.

Looking at Zhou Baowei's desolate figure and feeling the vibration of the ground, warm man Lin Li decided to take action.

"Why do you keep raising your hand, Lin Li."

Chen Yuying looked at Lin Li, who had been raising his right hand since appearing in the classroom, and although she probably guessed the meaning, she still asked as expressionlessly as possible.

"Monitor, do you know the Indian arm-raising ascetic monks? Starting today, I'm joining this authoritative organization. Loyalty! Integrity!"

Lin Li shook his right hand, making the bracelet rattle, and said seriously.

"Ascetic monks can't have any decorations; this is blasphemy, you have to return the bracelet to me." Chen Yuying resisted the urge to laugh and reached out her hand to say.

"Then starting today, I'm quitting this not-at-all-authoritative organization. Flat! Peach!" Lin Li immediately put down his hand and changed his words.

"Monitor, how is it? Does it look good? Feel like it matches quite well, don't you have one? Envious or not?" Then, Lin Li placed his right forearm directly on Chen Yuying's desk and showed it off.

"Childish." Chen Yuying pushed his hand away and gave Lin Li a reproachful look, "The bell has already rung, study."

And who said she didn't have one.

"Fine, study, study, study."

And since it reached the study session.

End of lunch break.

"Monitor, how do you write this question?" Lin Li, who was pretending not to know, poked Chen Yuying with the textbook rolled into a tube and asked in a low voice.

"Not the birthday boy anymore, not teaching you today." Chen Yuying didn't turn her head.

"Are you looking for today's reason for yesterday's you? Why aren't you looking anymore?" Lin Li widened his eyes, unable to believe it.

Lin Li decided to withdraw his praise of Chen Yuying being cute to the point of breaking the rules yesterday.

"Didn't find it." Turning her head and looking at Lin Li playfully, Chen Yuying said in a light tone.

Lin Li decided to withdraw the withdrawal just now.

"Really not teaching?"

"Really not teaching."

Lin Li sighed upon hearing this, and then a ghostly voice came—

"Monitor, can I touch your pants?"

Chen Yuying: "?"

The legs that were originally joined together and turned toward Lin Li immediately turned toward the aisle; Chen Yuying turned her head and looked at Lin Li vigilantly.

After all, this guy might really do such a thing.

"Can I touch them?" Lin Li was still asking, quite polite.

"Of course not, and why do you suddenly want to touch my pants?" Chen Yuying said shyly and angrily.

"Of course it's because I want to see if your pants were frozen in the refrigerator, otherwise how could you become so cold and cool? It couldn't be because I want to take the opportunity to touch your legs again and miss that slippery and very comfortable touch, right?

How could that be, I can't do such a thing."

Lin Li shrugged and denied it.

Chen Yuying tightened her small face and shook her head: "They weren't frozen, it's just that I used scissors to cut them to pieces, so they became a bit cruel."

Lin Li's eyes lit up upon hearing this: "Are the fragments still there? Can you send them to me? I can pay for the postage, thanks for the treat, arigato."

"Pervert!" Chen Yuying scolded with a smile.

"It's not what you misunderstood, monitor. Do you know that children in many places can only wear thin clothes in winter? If everyone is willing to donate some useless clothes or cloth, they can help them spend a warm winter."

Lin Li said with some disappointment.

Chen Yuying bit her lip and looked at Lin Li, thought for a while, and nodded; after all, her love was overflowing: "Okay, I'll send them to them when I go home this weekend."

"Hey! Look at that, monitor, isn't this a coincidence? I happen to know a child like that, I'll send you the address later, so not only is there no middle-welfare agency making the price difference, but that child is very kind and even said he can pay for the postage."

Lin Li immediately lowered his voice and "heavily" applauded, saying with gratification.

Chen Yuying: "..."

This child...

I'm afraid he's already eighteen.

"Alright, alright, let me see the question." On this kind of topic, Chen Yuying felt that ten thousand of her couldn't beat Lin Li, so she decided to surrender and hammered Lin Li with a punch, helpless and amused.

"So what's the excuse for today?"

"Because your bracelet looks good, I like it very much." After thinking simply, Chen Yuying gave today's reason.

Of course, it wasn't just the bracelet she liked.

"Coincidence, me too, like it very much."

Coincidence, he was too.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 288 =====

"I'm really not teaching you."

Lin Li sighed upon hearing this, and then his faint voice came through—

"Class Monitor, can I touch your pants?"

Chen Yu: "?"

Her legs, which had been tucked to the side toward Lin Li, immediately turned toward the aisle. Chen Yu turned her head and looked at Lin Li vigilantly.

After all, this guy might actually do something like that.

"Can I touch them?" Lin Li was still asking, quite politely at that.

"Of course not! And why would you suddenly want to touch my pants?" Chen Yu said, embarrassed and annoyed.

"Of course it's because I wanted to see if your pants had been frozen in the fridge; otherwise, how could you have become so cold and heartless? It couldn't possibly be because I wanted to take the opportunity to touch your legs again because I missed that smooth, slippery, and very comfortable sensation, right?

How could that be? I wouldn't do such a thing."

Lin Li shrugged and denied it.

Chen Yu pursed her little face and shook her head: "They weren't frozen. I just shredded them with scissors, so they became a bit cruel."

Lin Li's eyes lit up again upon hearing this: "Are the scraps still there? Can you mail them to me? I can pay for the postage. Thanks for the treat, arigato."

"Pervert!" Chen Yu scolded with a laugh.

"It's not what you misunderstood at all, Class Monitor. Do you know that in many places, children can only wear thin clothes in winter? If everyone is willing to donate some useless clothes or fabric, we can help them get through a warm winter."

Lin Li said, sounding somewhat disappointed.

Chen Yu bit her lip and met Lin Li's gaze. After thinking for a while, she nodded, her heart ultimately overflowing with kindness: "Okay, I'll mail them to them when I go home this weekend."

"Hey! Look at that, Class Monitor, isn't that a coincidence? I happen to know a child like that. I'll send you the address later. This way, not only is there no middleman charity organization making a profit, but the child is very kind and even said he could pay for the postage."

Lin Li immediately lowered his voice and 'heavily' applauded, saying with gratification.

Chen Yu: "..."

This child...

Is probably already eighteen years old.

"Alright, alright, let me see the problems." On this topic, Chen Yu felt that ten thousand of herself couldn't out-argue Lin Li, so she decided to surrender, punching Lin Li helplessly and amusedly.

"So what's the excuse for today?"

"Because your bracelet is very pretty, and I like it a lot." After thinking simply for a moment, Chen Yu gave today's reason.

Of course, it wasn't just the bracelet she liked.

"What a coincidence, me too, I like it a lot."

What a coincidence, he was the same.

(End of chapter)