Chapter 310: A Movie for Two, Three People Is Too Crowded

Lin Li turned into a man in torn pants.

The two people circled Chen Yuying, doing the Qin King circling the pillar, and after a while, ignoring Ding Si's dog barks, Lin Li asked: "Did you call a taxi?"

"Not yet." Ding Si also got tired from chasing, stopped, and shook her head.

"Then I'll call one."

"Okay."

Having received permission, Lin Li walked over to the electric scooter parked nearby and punched it.

"I've been annoyed with you for a long time! Sticking out here like a nail! Seeing you just annoys me!"

"Beep—honk—beep—honk—beep beep beep beep beep!"

This punch of his wore down the great Dao, so the anti-theft alarm arrived as scheduled.

"Okay, the driver should have already received the notification, let's wait for him to come pick us up."

Lin Li returned to his original position, accepting the two people's looks as if he were an idiot, especially Ding Si, who suspected Lin Li was pointing at mulberry trees while cursing locust trees.

"What kind of taxi-hailing is this!!"

"Or let me do it." Chen Yuying smiled and used her phone to call a taxi.

Less than five minutes later, a BYD stopped in front of the four people, very authoritatively.

Remember, the flower language of BYD is——"phone number suffix."

In the world, only two types of cars can unconditionally enter high-end places: one is Maybach, the other is BYD, but this does not mean the two are equally noble; even among experts, there are differences.

——Remember, the people Maybach picks up, BYD can also pick up; the people Maybach cannot pick up, BYD can still pick up.

Taking this car to have an affair, when someone else's husband sees his wife get out of your car, politely, he might even say to you, "Thank you, driver, for your hard work, go back and stay safe."

True authority, this is reputation.

However, Lin Li now somewhat misses Bai Bufan.

It's not that he wants to pinch his butt, Lin Li isn't that shallow; it's just something even dogs wouldn't pinch.

"Why aren't you sitting in the front?"

Opening the rear car door, just as Ding Si was about to sit, she turned her head and saw Lin Li also waiting behind Chen Yuying to get in, asking with a smile and teasing tone.

Lin Li: "..."

How come I'm still being called out.

The damned Bai Bufan, if you came yourself, you could just sit openly in the back, right?

Why didn't you come!

Useless thing, later I'll go on QQ and scold him a few sentences.

"You wouldn't understand this, would you?" But facing Ding Si's ill-intentioned questioning, Lin Li also knew how to respond:

"Research shows that in general five-seat sedans, seat danger coefficients from high to low are: front passenger seat > driver seat > front passenger rear seat > driver rear seat > middle rear seat."

"Car accident tragedies happen every day, light means the car is destroyed, heavy means people die, before it was because we had too many people and no choice, as a good Chinese man, I naturally would be willing to sacrifice myself to bear this highest danger coefficient position.

In that case, if something happens, I die first, never living in disgrace.

And when Bai Bufan is usually around, I also let him sit in the front passenger seat to protect you and me, so that if something happens, he dies first, never living like a dog.

But now, we have a choice, our conditions have improved, Ding Si, you still want me to sit in the front passenger seat? Isn't that just eating bitterness for no reason? My goodness, your thoughts are really vicious."

Ding Si, Chen Yuying, driver: "?"

So reasonable, Lin Li felt he himself had come to the back and even believed it himself.

"The more I think about it, the angrier I get, Ding Si! How can there be someone as petty and evil as you in the world! I really feel disgusted for you!"

Angry Lin Li, he wished he could reach out and poke Ding Si's spine.

His heart deserves punishment!

Ding Si: "(╬~皿~)!"

"You're sick!" Ding Si raised her fist and attacked Lin Li's shoulder, scolding and laughing:

"Can't you not say these ominous things right before we're about to get in the car! If you're a crow's mouth, what do we do!!"

The driver said nothing, but nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Especially when he just discovered, according to Lin Li's logic, if the front passenger seat is empty, the first person to die in an accident seems to be himself.

What kind of tonic is this for such things.

I'm not a dog, I want to live!!

"Preparing for rainy days is respecting life, Ding Si, please don't treat our life safety as a joke." Lin Li had already stood his ground, very confident.

"Okay, for my safety, I want to sit in the safest middle rear seat, Yuying you go in first." Ding Si nodded.

Lin Li: "(；o_o)？"

Ladies and gentlemen, see it now, Lin Li saying Ding Si has vicious thoughts has no slander at all.

Isn't this purely evil?

Ultra-female, born a bad seed!

"Don't be so selfish, get in already you! Go you!" Not knowing how to rebut verbally, Lin Li could only use brute force, reaching out to directly push Ding Si onto the car.

Then, intending to go in and sit in the middle, but his clothes were grabbed again by Chen Yuying.

"My seat, no one may take it."

Baby, you're also selfish, fighting me for the safest seat.

Chen Yuying, also bad!

Lin Li finally still sat in the driver's rear seat, the second least safe position.

"Phone number suffix." After the three got in the car, the driver spoke the flower language.

Lin Li looked at the phone on the front holder, the top group chat was the Xiling BYD Car Owners Club and the Xiling Didi Driver Group.

It's too authoritative—one day, when the car enthusiasts decide to come out for a gathering, the entire Xiling will fall into chaos with no cars to drive.

Before Lin Li could even imagine how terrifying this moment would be, Ding Si, sitting beside him, leaned forward slightly, looked at him, and after two tsks, teased:

"Someone even said it was for safety's sake, but once he got in the car, he didn't even buckle his seatbelt—if anything happened, he'd be the first to die. Haha, I don't even know where safety went."

Lin Li: "..."

Bu Hao, caught red-handed by this guy on his weak point.

"Isn't the car still not moving? Who said I didn't buckle up?" Lin Li quickly grabbed the seatbelt in front of him and plugged it into his own safety latch.

Chen Yuying, Ding Si: "?"

Their expressions were strange.

As the driver was about to start the car, he fumbled around left and right, then turned back, staring hard at Lin Li.

"Master, are you looking for something?" Lin Li asked politely.

"I'm looking for my three fen—oh, and also two hundred yuan."

The driver stared at the seatbelt that originally belonged to him but was now taken by the ox and inserted at the back, speaking word by word seriously.

Lin Li: "(*▽*) Eh?"

"Hehe, sorry… still yours."

Lin Li quickly unfastened the seatbelt that wasn't his.

The latches are all the same—mistaking them isn't my fault.

It's been too long since I last buckled up in the back seat.

To be honest, in my memory, I've never once buckled up when sitting in the back of a car.

Many times, when Lin Li takes a taxi alone and gets in, he goes straight to the back seat just because the front passenger must buckle up, and he finds it troublesome.

As for the seatbelt reminder in ride-hailing apps,

I don't listen, I don't listen—like a monk chanting sutras.

Lin Li is not Pleasant Goat, nor is he a crow's mouth—he didn't get into a car accident.

He arrived safely and successfully at Jinshui.

"When I retire someday, I want to drive out every morning, noon, and evening rush hour, then drive super slow, go wherever there's traffic, and cause congestion."

After getting out of the car, Lin Li made his vow.

"That bad?" Chen Yuying smiled and glanced at him.

"Support—when the time comes, call me. You block the fast lane, I'll block the slow lane." Ding Si nodded, also holding a grudge.

The reason the two have such a vengeful, society-hating idea is that although they didn't get into a car accident on the way here, they were stuck in traffic for nearly half an hour.

Maybe it's because there are too many people on weekends.

Can Thanos snap his fingers in a targeted way?

Although driving in traffic is a bit dull and boring, Lin Li really wants to say thank you to the driver when driving.

Perhaps it's because the traffic jam made the driver unhappy too—when driving, his speed is still quite fast.

So every time he turns left or right, it becomes something worth looking forward to.

A girl's body is just much softer than a boy's—autumn clothes, not too much, not too little, softness and warmth just right.

The annoying seatbelt—if not buckled, everything can still be conveyed even more clearly.

Although Lin Li actually has pretty good control over his body, he must have gotten carsick in the car, completely lost control, and when he should have leaned right, he couldn't stop himself.

Damn it, I'm still too weak—no power.

Driver, next time we team up! Two breads with cheese filling!

We haven't reached the pet-friendly park yet—instead, we're at the entrance of a fresh food supermarket.

This afternoon we're having a picnic, so we need to buy some food and drinks, but bringing anything from Xiling would be unnecessary—we can just buy it here.

As for things like picnic mats, the three of us have prepared them—Lin Li carries disposable chopsticks with him precisely for this reason.

Walking into the supermarket, the three skipped the daily necessities section and headed straight to the snacks and drinks area to start selecting.

"By the way, class monitor, Xiao Ding, have you two ever drunk alcohol?" Seeing the alcohol shelf next to the drinks, Lin Li recalled last night's events and asked curiously.

"I haven't drunk any." Ding Si shook her head.

"I've drunk once, and I got drunk." Chen Yuying said something astonishing.

"Huh? Tell me! Which... bastard!?" Hakili was somewhat startled, his hair exploded as he entered Sword Spine Dragon Form—alert and concerned—he stepped closer to ask.

"Nothing much—it was my mom who got me drunk. She probably thinks blocking is worse than guiding, and since she and my dad both have drinking habits, if we banned it completely, I might rebel out of curiosity. So during this year's New Year, she had me drink with her, and ended up getting me drunk.

The next day, she told me my alcohol tolerance is poor—about fifty to sixty milliliters of alcohol would make me dizzy and affect judgment, and under a hundred milliliters would get me drunk. She said if I ever want to drink again, I must pay attention to these two numbers.

She also said that when I turn eighteen, she wants to find me and drink like this again, so I'll have a mental scale in the future."

Chen Yuying didn't hide anything, she recounted her drunkenness experience, then shook her head:

"But I think alcohol tastes bad, and being drunk makes the next day really awful—so to this day, I've only drunk that once.

I even suspect my mom deliberately picked bad-tasting alcohol on purpose, just to make me suffer—hmph."

"I think Auntie's idea is exactly like that." Ding Si nodded after hearing.

It's obvious she's also hearing Chen Yuying's story for the first time—after all, the birthday gift given to Lin Li didn't contain any alcohol-related records.

Go back and make up for it.

"Now I see." After hearing that was the case, Lin Li felt relieved.

Good thing we just said "guy" and didn't swear—phew—

Then Lin Li took out his phone, typing away with clacking sounds, while deliberately muttering darkly: "One hundred milliliters of alcohol, right? Good, good, good, noted—someday I'll find a way to make you drink it all..."

Before he could finish his dark thoughts, he was pushed from behind by Chen Yuying, interrupting him.

"Lin Li, starting today I won't drink any beverage you hand me." Chen Yuying said with a smile.

"Really?" Lin Li didn't believe it.

"Do you want to drink later?" Chen Yuying didn't answer, but instead asked back.

"My alcohol tolerance is average, but I also don't really 'know' how to drink—beer and hard liquor I'm not used to, I only drink a little mixed with beverages, one bottle is enough, feeling slightly tipsy sitting in the park blowing in the wind is still quite comfortable."

Lin Li explained.

Occasional light drinking does indeed have some minor benefits for the body.

The feeling of being slightly tipsy is indeed quite nice.

As for getting drunk and vomiting, there's no doubt it harms the body and is unpleasant, no need for it.

Before activating the system, Lin Li's alcohol tolerance was medium to low, as for now, after such a big change in his body, how his alcohol tolerance is, Lin Li himself doesn't know, hasn't researched it.

After grabbing a bottle of strong Rio from the shelf and throwing it into his hand basket, Lin Li turned and asked:

"Class monitor, do you want a bottle? You can drink this, it's only 3%, a full bottle contains only ten milliliters of alcohol intake, you definitely won't get drunk, it tastes like a beverage, hardly any alcohol flavor, if you don't like drinking, I can drink the rest."

"Okay." Since Lin Li wanted to drink, Chen Yuying just nodded.

"Peach flavor?" Lin Li asked, casually picking another flavor from the shelf.

"Good."

"Give me, give me, give me one too." Ding Sihan beside him raised her hand to request.

"Who knows if you'll get drunk from just a sip, sitting at Ding Si's table, you're not allowed to drink." Lin Li heard this and snorted, didn't take it, but instead grabbed a row of AD calcium milk:

"Who knows if you'll get drunk from just a sip of alcohol, then start going crazy after one mouthful—what to do then.

Little Ding, listen to your dad's advice, drink this Wahaha AD calcium milk, it's more suitable for your Chinese baby constitution."

Speaking of which, Lin Li really wanted to complain about some low-quality milk powder ads.

What New Zealand milk source, EU certification, European pasture, American quality inspection—after stacking all these buffs, then saying it's more suitable for Chinese babies' constitution.

This suits your horse.

Ding Sihan: "..."

"No! I just want to drink alcohol!" Ding Sihan walked to Lin Li's side, took a can of Rio, and threw it into Lin Li's basket.

Lin Li just went along with her.

Later, observe Ding Sihan's reaction after taking one sip—if she feels a bit dizzy, just hurry up and stop her.

Of course there are people who can get completely drunk from one bottle of Rio, but it's still relatively rare.

Ding Sihan probably isn't one of them.

"However, Ding Sihan, you'd better pray you don't get drunk, otherwise my pants might not stay on me." Lin Li patted his waistband, threatening, "I'm a rotten crotch, remember that."

"Hmph, Yingbao will protect me." Ding Sihan ran to Chen Yuying's back and hugged her.

"Huh, protect? When your Yingbao pushes my butt from behind later, you'll behave." Lin Li let out a cold laugh.

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: "?"

"..."

"..."

"Ah ah ah ah! I can't take it anymore!"

Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying, upon hearing this, were first stunned for a moment without reacting, then Ding Sihan let out a battle cry, raised her hand, came to Lin Li's back, and lightly but firmly smashed the basket in her hand onto Lin Li's back.

"Lin Li!! You're really hopeless! What exactly is stuffed in your head?!"

"What do you mean 'what is stuffed in my head'? This is a fact." Lin Li disdainfully dodged Ding Sihan's attack, looking expectantly at Chen Yuying:

"Class monitor, come on, loudly tell Ding Sihan, later you will protect her, or push my butt."

Chen Yuying: "..."

Chen Yuying lowered her head, deeply sighed.

Although sighing, her breath carried a smile.

However.

Even if biased, it's impossible to push your butt.

So Chen Yuying came behind Ding Sihan, placed her chin on Ding Sihan's shoulder, and smilingly said to Lin Li: "Protect Sihan."

"I love you baby, mwah mwah, Yingbao is the best."

Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying are still quite affectionate, Lin Li feels he's been cuckolded.

Streamer streamer, your happiness link you said send one get three, but you damn didn't mean send one to me and get one little three, did you.

Wo ri wo ri.

Ri li ma, refund!

"Huh? Lin Li, anything else to say?" Looking at the dispirited Lin Li, yellow-haired Ding Sihan, while sticking close to Chen Yuying currently offending, one side sticking face and opening big.

Pure love warrior Lin Li has his own last stubbornness, Yingbao must have her difficulties.

It's just that yellow-haired Old Ding has leverage to threaten her.

She has me in her heart.

"So, can I push your butt later?" Having figured this out, Lin Li spoke up relieved.

"Let me participate, please."

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: "?"

"Dead pervert!"

"Living hooligan..." Chen Yuying, whose words were snatched, could only change to.

"Hehe."

Drinks in the beverage park are definitely sold too, just a bit more expensive, carrying too much would be heavy, AD calcium milk was still taken, then went to the snack area.

"Lin Li, do you eat Old Man Rice?" Ding Si asked.

"Anything goes." Lin Li replied indifferently.

"Okay," Ding Si nodded, then shouted at Chen Yuying: "Yingbao, Lin Li is obsessed with Old Man Rice! What should we do?"

Chen Yuying, Lin Li: "?"

Are you still holding Old Man Rice in your hand?

"Wait a moment, Ding Zi, let's turn back time, you ask again."

"Okay, Lin Li, do you eat Old Man Rice?" Ding Si nodded, very cooperative.

"I'm not obsessed with old men; I currently like lively, beautiful girls aged sixteen or seventeen." Lin Li responded seriously.

"I didn't tell you to eat this Old Man Rice!!"

Lin Li precisely caught the Old Man Rice Ding Si threw at his head, shook his head, and tossed it into the basket.

Based on the answer, the question is set, Ding Si is like this, a three-dimensional all-around attack.

The greatest use of the 【Bare Hand Blade Block】 ability is to look cool in such moments.

"Want to sneak attack me? Practice another hundred years, useless thing." Lin Li could only chuckle.

"Hehe."

Snacks weren't bought in large quantities either, mostly things like potato chips that don't fill you up but stop cravings, so the three moved to the supermarket's cooked food section.

Naturally, the best thing to eat to get full is something hot.

"Half a roasted chicken, half a roasted duck, anyway Lin Li has a big appetite."

"I'm not Zhou Baowei, show some respect."

"Let's have a box of mixed braised dishes."

"The cooked food section actually has raw food too, sashimi platter, Yingbao, do you want to eat it?"

"Sure."

"Then let's get one box."

"What about me? Ask me! Ding Si! You damn favor girls over boys!"

"So what?"

"Low-class girl!"

"So what?"

"..."

The three ordered for a while in the cooked food section, then felt it was about enough, and asked staff to help pack.

"Where's Lin Li? Why isn't he here?"

Ding Si suddenly noticed Lin Li wasn't beside her, looked around, still didn't see him, and asked somewhat puzzled.

Chen Yuying then sighed, pointing not far away and shaking her head: "Over there."

Ding Si looked over, then fell into silence.

Lin Li was beside the rice display cabinet, happily using a large shovel to scoop up the rice inside and pour it back down, still holding a supermarket bag, seemingly pretending to be a customer really intending to buy rice, but actually just playing with rice.

Ding Si: "..."

"Lin Li, what are you doing?" Ding Si and Chen Yuying approached with their things and asked.

"Playing with rice."

Lin Li said naturally.

Good children don't play with rice.

But Lin Li isn't a good child, Genshin Impact, activate!

"What's fun about that?"

"Isn't this fun? The rustling sound when shoveling rice, the feeling of grains flowing, as relaxing as ASMR, controlling the rice's flow gives a sense of mastery, plus the rice feels cool and smooth, how great is that..."

Lin Li immediately recommended it, even wanting Ding Si to try.

But Ding Si didn't let him finish, pulled Chen Yuying away, shaking her head as she walked: "Come on, let's go checkout, ignore this idiot."

Chen Yuying turned back, smiling, gave Lin Li a glance to follow.

Lin Li sighed.

Ding Si's voice became especially, especially, especially sharp (choked with tears), actually belittling playing with rice as completely worthless, damn it.

Lin Li had no choice but to put down his beloved little shovel and follow to checkout.

Checkout, the three walked out of the supermarket.

Lin Li looked at his receipt, shook his head and sighed:

"Money really isn't worth what it used to be.

Before, two yuan could buy a dozen candies, two ice creams, a box of pens, a pack of spicy strips, and a pack of dried figs; now two hundred yuan only buys this much stuff."

"Still okay, you bought quite a lot, and what era are your prices from, two yuan could actually buy this much?" Ding Si thought it was normal, shrugged, and said in surprise.

Lin Li: "It's not about prices, just that back then surveillance wasn't widespread."

Ding Si, Chen Yuying: "?"

(End of chapter)