Chapter 311: You really have to be careful when a dog clings to you and won't leave

"I'm not lying to you, back then two yuan really could buy a lot of things, especially in autumn and winter. I took two yuan and it was like restocking. But in summer, there was less I could buy, my warehouse wasn't big enough."

Lin Li shrugged, reminiscing about the past with some regret:

"Sigh, now that there's surveillance, I can't exactly livestream supermarket goods, right? It's a bit degrading."

Ding Sihan, Chen Yuying: "?"

So that's how two yuan bought so many things?

What kind of warehouse is that!

"This isn't even a question of whether money is valuable or not anymore, you were simply being a thief, Lin Li!" Ding Sihan gave him two punches.

"Lin Li, so your little hands being unclean started from childhood. No wonder you're always sneaky when playing games." Chen Yuying also gave him a punch, but only one.

Lin Li's reputation score in offline gaming is indeed quite low.

"This isn't my fault, I heard that a phantom thief accumulates virtue, so doing this is just to accumulate virtue."

Lin Li stepped forward and quietly patted Chen Yuying's wooden fish head.

Merit plus one, a bit more fun than WeChat.

When Chen Yuying turned her head to glare at him, Lin Li had already moved away, pretending it wasn't him who patted her, then said with a serious expression:

"Hey, you guys say, if I write my childhood thieving experiences into a biography, would that count as an original or a pirated version?"

"..."

"A pirated original, I guess." After thinking about it, Ding Sihan tried to give an answer.

"I think it's more suitable to call it a confession, right?" Chen Yuying blinked.

"Insightful, then forget it, I won't write it." Lin Li snapped his fingers.

What it's called isn't important, what's important is that the topic was successfully shifted, and he earned a head pat for free, yay!

After walking for a while with the things, they arrived at the entrance of the pet-friendly park.

The three lined up to wait to buy tickets to enter the park, and there was an argument at the ticket office:

"My golden retriever's ticket actually costs 58? A human ticket is only eighteen yuan!" A guest said indignantly.

"Because dogs will poop everywhere," the ticket seller explained gently.

"Then what if I also poop everywhere?"

"Then your ticket also costs 58. Are you satisfied with that?"

"... Haha, 58+18, 76 yuan scanned over, take a look."

"Okay, please go in."

Lin Li and the three listened to the god-like conversation coming from the front, looked at each other, and gave a thumbs up one after another.

A real man can bend and stretch.

"Hello, how many people, please? Do you have any pets? If so, you need to show a valid vaccination book, immunization certificate, and quarantine certificate. Electronic ones are fine too." The ticket seller saw the three and recited the work terminology routinely.

"Two of us, and this is our pet, Lin Li, be good, show the three certificates the sister just mentioned."

Ding Sihan had already taken out her phone to scan the code, while turning back to signal Lin Li.

Lin Li Husky points at people.

If missing someone is a disease, Lin Li felt he was already beyond cure.

—Bufan, tsk tsk tsk, I miss you so much.

It can only be said that this is the ecological niche. After Bai Bufan, the bottom of the ecological niche, disappeared, Lin Li himself actually became the object of persecution.

The method of persecution was still the one he had shown Ding Sihan before; this was using his own magic to deal with himself.

Alarm bells ringing.

"Her brain has some problems, sister, you don't need to mind her, three people, no pets, fifty-four yuan, transferred."

Lin Li stepped forward to hold down the shoulders of the two and pushed them to the sides. After the third party inserted, he scanned the code and said to the ticket seller.

The ticket seller nodded.

After getting the tickets and passing through the gate, the three entered the park.

It can only be said that it lives up to being a park where tickets cost 18 yuan—there are rarely paid parks, and the environment is still fine.

The green feathers are ready to flow, the broken sun is like gold, and the wind is wrapped in coolness.

On both sides of the trail are carefully maintained kapok trees—a type of tree that many people have seen but don't know the name of. The branches are sparsely hung with pink clusters of flowers, and damp pink petals are scattered on the stone road, sliding toward the drain with the wind.

There is also an artificial lake in the park, with rippling water, a thin layer of water vapor floating on the lake surface, reflecting the flowers on the opposite bank that Lin Li couldn't recognize in the bushes.

There are wide lawns by the road, by the lake, and under the trees, mixed with children's and adult entertainment facilities such as seesaws and swings.

There are already many people and pets sitting on the lawn, and some are throwing darts. The automatic sprinkler occasionally makes a beep sound to remind the surrounding crowd, and then sweeps across the arc-shaped water mist.

You can even see a thin rainbow in it.

The park is quite standardized. Although it is a pet-friendly park, outside the delineated off-leash area, owners still have the obligation to look after their pets. Only in the off-leash area can their pets play wantonly.

Other tourists entering the off-leash area are considered to have tacitly accepted the "risk" of being approached by cats and dogs.

"These darts are thrown so handsomely."

Lin Li looked at a group of people on the grass who should be from a dart club team-building in the park, throwing darts handsomely, throwing very accurately, watching while walking.

"What's good about darts? Go see the cats and dogs!"

The three, who were originally here to play as if it were a cat cafe and dog cafe, walked into the off-leash area.

At this time, many dogs of different kinds were chasing and playing happily, and there were a few lively and active cats climbing up and down the rockery.

Their owners were either staring from the side or sitting on the grass or chairs not far away.

Perhaps the spirit beast affinity buff Lin Li carried took effect again, or perhaps these pets were very sensitive to "new" friends. Just after walking into the area and closing the fence door, two dogs ran over.

A golden retriever and a Samoyed, very actively sticking out their tongues and smiling, circled the three of them, then actively rubbed against them.

Girls always have no resistance to cute animals. Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan's eyes lit up, and they squatted down to touch their dog heads.

Boys always have no resistance to cute girls. Lin Li's eyes were also sparkling, and he squatted down to touch Chen Yuying's head, but failed—she heard the footsteps approaching behind her, looked back in anticipation, and even pointed a finger at Lin Li.

Damn, did she open her heavenly eyes?

The Samoyed was touched happily, but was slightly hostile to the golden retriever next to it.

It can only be said that there are no bad people in the eyes of a Samoyed, but there are no good dogs either.

The golden retriever is about the same.

If the purpose of raising a dog is to guard the house, then raising a golden retriever and a Samoyed is not as good as raising a poodle.

At least a poodle will go for the thief's ankles, maybe it can scare people away.

And when a golden retriever and a Samoyed see a thief coming, they will only grin with a smile: Hehe, you're here, Your Excellency, follow me, all the expensive things in my house are here.

"Ah ah ah ah~~" Ding Sihan sounded like she was acting spoiled.

Damn, what kind of sound is that.

Ding Sihan's "ah ah ah" should be a powerful battle cry, a signal that the flames of war are reigniting, the glorious years of gold and iron horses, it should never be this kind of sweet sound!!

Damn guy, no matter who you are, get off Ding Sihan!

"So cute~~" Chen Yuying also made a honey-flavored sound.

Damn, what kind of sound is that.

Sounds good!

"Who can refuse a dog sniffing and rubbing against you and refusing to leave!"

Ding Sihan didn't hear Lin Li's inner voice, touching and grabbing left and right, with a sweet, sticky nasal sound, sighing with indulgence.

"When you are at the airport and a dog clings to your side and won't leave, you'll be obedient." Lin Li said suddenly.

The two, who were originally immersed in the two cute little dogs, immediately raised their heads to look at Lin Li and fell into silence.

The corners of their mouths twitched slightly.

Not brother? At the airport?

Remember, dogs that can move freely at the airport, besides guide dogs, are only search dogs.

That's when you have to be very obedient, because if you're not, the airport armed police will come over with batons and start hitting you six times a second.

However, there's no need to panic too much at such times, because it has happened simply because there was food in the suitcase, and the search dog was just slacking off while working, wanting to eat and refusing to leave.

I don't know if that dog was suspended or criticized later.

Its descendants probably can't take the civil service exam.

"Lin Li, you really know how to ruin the atmosphere." Sighing deeply, Ding Sihan laughed and scolded.

"Alright, alright, you two, if you want to play with the young ladies, let people in first, come back!"

At this time, it should be the owner of the golden retriever and Samoyed who came, walked over, and shouted at them.

Are they actually from the same family? And they are still so hostile to each other, these two dogs are even worse.

The two dogs were quite obedient. After rubbing against Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan again, they ran back to their owner and circled around.

"Sorry, blocked you at the door." The owner patted the dog's head not too lightly and said to the three.

"It doesn't matter at all, we had a lot of fun." Chen Yuying hurriedly explained that it wasn't a problem.

"Sister, are these two dogs yours? You raised them so well, what are their names?" Ding Sihan asked curiously.

"Yes, they are both mine. The little golden retriever is named Money, and the Ye-ye is named Lucky." The owner, who was happy to be praised for "raising them well," smiled and showed off her training results:

"Money, sit! Lucky, shake hands!"

The dogs just kept their smiling faces and stuck out their tongues, not responding.

Female owner: "..."

Yay, I can have dog meat hot pot tonight.

—Lin Li saw her menu for tonight from the expression on their owner's face.

"Are they actually English names? They sound quite nice." Ignoring this slightly awkward scene, Ding Sihan sighed.

"... How come I feel like they are the English versions of Wangcai and Laifu." Lin Li frowned, feeling something was wrong.

"You guessed it right, Money's Chinese name is Wangcai, and Lucky's Chinese name is Laifu."

Upon hearing this, the owner gave Lin Li a thumbs up.

Ding Sihan: "..."

It didn't seem foreign anymore.

Without the "roadblock" of the two dogs, the three finally officially walked into the off-leash area. It was nearly three in the afternoon, and the warm autumn sun was in the sky, so they chose a spot with shade, spread out the picnic mat, and put the things they bought on it.

Lin Li lay down just a second after sitting on it, stretched, and made a silver sound.

"Hmm~~~"

"I have an inflatable little pillow here, it's really cheap for you." Ding Sihan took out a little gadget from her backpack and handed it to Lin Li.

"Arigato, Sister Ding."

Lin Li didn't stand on ceremony and started blowing air into it as soon as he took it.

Lying on it, it wasn't particularly comfortable, but it was better than nothing.

Although Sister Ding hits him, scolds him, and kicks him, she is a good girl.

"Don't sleep yet, we have to eat some deli food while it's hot. The insulated bag probably can only keep it warm for an hour at most."

Ding Sihan started to unpack the bags on the picnic mat and explained.

"Then we have to move our position temporarily. If the dogs smell the food and surround us, it will be troublesome if they steal it when we're not paying attention."

Lin Li sat up upon hearing this and pointed to the dogs playing not far away.

It's not that it's a pity if they eat it, it's just that pet dogs in modern cities are all precious. If they eat something they shouldn't and get diarrhea or get sick, it will be very troublesome.

Native dogs are still better, they aren't picky about anything, they can eat leftovers and even poop with satisfaction.

"That's true."

Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying also felt it made sense, so the three left the off-leash area again, but sat down in the shade right next to the fence.

Some deli food had already been heated in the supermarket. Now that they opened it, they could still see the steam rising.

The girls opened the deli food and set it on the picnic mat, while Lin Li distributed the disposable chopsticks and gloves he brought to the two, and then opened the three bottles of alcohol.

"Alright, we can start eating. Spit all the trash into this bag first, and we'll throw it away together later." After organizing everything, the picnic mat finally looked like a picnic. Chen Yuying put her hands together and said with some joy.

"Cheers first?" After the two finished taking pictures of the food, Lin Li handed the alcohol to them and asked.

"Good."

"Clang!" The aluminum shells collided above the food, and the liquid shook gently.

Lin Li took a sip.

Although Strong Refreshment is 8%, he still felt it was just sweet little water.

Lin Li and Chen Yuying both looked at Ding Sihan. Ding Sihan, who took a sip, smacked her lips: "It tastes quite good."

But then she frowned slightly and changed her words: "There's an alcohol taste in the aftertaste, not as good as it was at the beginning."

"Then take a second sip later. Let's make sure you're not allergic to alcohol before continuing to drink." Lin Li said with a smile.

"I've been to the hospital to test for allergens, alcohol shouldn't be one." Ding Sihan pouted and responded, "Let's eat."

Ding Sihan reached out with her chopsticks, picked up a piece of braised beef, and nodded: "Delicious."

Chen Yuying reached out with her chopsticks, picked up a piece of roast chicken, and nodded: "Delicious."

Lin Li reached out with his chopsticks, picked up a piece of the leg exposed under Chen Yuying's pleated skirt, still didn't pick it up, but nodded: "Delicious."

"..."

Ding Sihan looked away with disdain.

Chen Yuying turned her head to look at Lin Li, didn't speak, just looked at him like that (へ╬).

The movements in her mouth didn't stop, her cheeks bulging, very cute.

"Oh oh, so this is your leg, Squad Leader, I thought it was a tender bamboo shoot. Oh my," the greasy, down-to-earth man Lin Li slapped his forehead and lowered his head with some embarrassment, apologizing:

"I'm sorry, I lied to you guys, I'm a bit of a lightweight, actually my alcohol tolerance isn't average, it's very poor, I'm already a bit drunk now."

Chen Yuying: "..."

Still didn't speak, but chewed even harder, as if she wasn't chewing roast chicken, but Lin Li.

Eww~ so refreshing.

"Small accident, small accident," Lin Li, who felt refreshed inside, waved his hand, then picked up a pig's trotter, ready to start eating officially.

Damn, the pig's trotter was also slippery, and he didn't pick it up either.

The continuous failure made the super-male Lin Li angry: "Damn it, why can't I pick up this pig's trotter either!"

Ding Sihan, whose forearm was pinched: "?"

Taking a deep breath, Ding Sihan smiled slightly, moved her own pig's trotter, the joints clicked, and she sneered:

"Want to eat pig's trotter, huh? Lin Li, fine, I'll let you eat!!"

"Eat!"

"I'll let you eat!"

"Open your mouth wide, old lady! Eat!"

"What are you doing—damn, this is really a punishment!"

"I won't eat, I won't eat, Sister Ding, I'm sorry, I know I was wrong! I'll kneel and kowtow to you, bang bang bang, bang bang bang."

Lin Li, who was fleeing with his head in his hands, apologized sincerely.

But if apologies were useful, what would the police be for?

Being beaten is the fate of being cheap; it seems he needs to tone down his flavor today.

After the two finished chasing and came back, the food on the picnic mat was almost untouched.

Lin Li wasn't used to it.

You know, when going to the cafeteria with Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei, if he dared to mess around with Bai Bufan for more than three minutes and his attention wasn't on the food.

Then it was over.

The food would inexplicably disappear, as if it had been sent to the subspace and sacrificed to the four gods.

This is a horror story that Lin Li and Bai Bufan love to talk about.

Strange, why wasn't it like this this time? Was there a different link?

Never mind, keep eating.

The braised chicken Lin Li ordered at noon was already a small portion, just for now.

The three of them deliberately didn't eat too full at noon, so although it was only three o'clock now, they had a good appetite.

Eat heartily.

And after the lid was opened and the fragrance appeared, just as Lin Li expected, several big greedy dogs ran to the fence, but because they couldn't get over, they could only watch the three of them with longing eyes, drooling all over the ground.

Wangcai and Laifu, these two big dogs that didn't like to play with dogs but loved to play with people, were among them, and were the first to bear the brunt.

"Want to eat?" So the enthusiastic Lin Li put on gloves, took a big chicken leg, walked to the fence, and gently handed it to them not far away. Watching them drool and try hard to get closer, he smiled evilly and stuffed it into his own mouth:

"Eh, can't eat it! I'll eat it! Delicious! Big chicken leg! Hehe! Delicious!"

Lin Li made a brainless sound like Patrick Star.

"Woof woof! Woof woof!"

This time, Lin Li's spirit beast affinity buff didn't work. Wangcai and Laifu, who were usually so gentle, all angrily made sounds of Bufan.

Laughter came from behind.

"I actually can't tell who is the dog for a moment." Ding Sihan shook her head.

"Sihan, do we have to leash them too..." Chen Yuying also nodded, then said in a low voice.

Lin Li: "?"

Baby, speaking like that really hurts the dog.

But since you're laughing so happily, you must be joking, right?

"Sister, what things can Money and Lucky eat? Can we feed them?"

After Wangcai and Laifu's owner heard the sound and came over to see the situation, Ding Sihan stepped forward and asked.

Seeing that Ding Sihan wanted to feed them so much, the female owner was also easy to talk to. After asking about the ingredients of these foods, she said which ones could be fed to dogs, just urging them not to feed them too much, as these two half-hanging little dogs had just eaten quite a bit not long ago.

"Okay, thank you, sister."

"Lin Li, eat more of what the dogs don't eat, and eat less of what the dogs eat." Ding Sihan came back and took all the plates away.

People eating what dogs don't eat is truly reversing the natural order.

Lin Li seriously suspected that the person who pushed the wild Haki-mi and Haki-wang to become first-class protected animals on Douyin had the help of Old Ding.

Mark it, when I'm old and finish selling her health products, I'll pretend to be an animal protection organization and ask Ding Sihan for money again.

"Will eating raw food stimulate the wolf nature in the dogs' blood?" Ding Sihan was feeding them happily, looked back at the sashimi, and had a sudden thought.

"Ding Zi, then let me ask you, let me ask you, if you eat two bananas, will you swing around in the trees?" Lin Li, who was eating, didn't even raise his head, and at the same time, made a monkey's howl in his mouth.

Ding Sihan: "..."

That was a dirty scold.

"Go eat your food, you're the only one with a big mouth!"

Getting anxious when you can't win an argument, hehe, small fry, small fry.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 312 =====