Chapter 312: Looking up at the high mountain, it makes people sigh endlessly

They throw poop at me, I make egg tarts with poop, oh oh oh oh oh~~~

They throw cabbage at me, I stir-fry cabbage, oh oh oh oh oh~~~

They throw at me, I oh oh oh oh oh~~~

Remember, this is the correct attitude to deal with others' malice: be self-sufficient, don't seek outside, instead of getting anxious like Ding Sihan. This is the performance of an incompetent small fry.

Lin Li sneered with disdain in his heart, but on the surface, he was eating, eating, eating, eating, eating.

"Sit properly, don't be like this." A feigned anger with a smile came from behind.

Lin Li suddenly felt that he might be the Wa-student holy body, because obviously, these words weren't said to him, but Lin Li almost straightened his back and sat properly.

I don't know, this chain was put on my neck as soon as I came in.

But in the end, it was "almost."

Fortunately, fortunately, the Go-senior personality still won out.

"So itchy~"

Then the feigned anger was broken, the girl's laughter shattered into clear silver bells, the tail sound sweet as sugar.

Lin Li couldn't help but raise his head and look back, only to see Chen Yuying kneeling by the fence. Although there was no food in her hand, the Wangcai she was feeding was still tirelessly licking Chen Yuying's hand through the fence.

Damn, Chen Tianming!

Buddy, you're here too?

Lin Li thought for a while, put down the food in his hand, and also came to the fence.

"Lin Li, do you want to feed them too?" Chen Yuying looked back when she heard the sound, and after finding it was Lin Li, she smiled and said to him.

"No." Lin Li shook his head, then, under Chen Yuying's questioning gaze, Lin Li suddenly lay on the ground, his ears against the ground, his eyes looking inside the fence.

"Eh..." Chen Yuying, who was stunned for a while, asked with some lack of confidence, "Lin Li, do you... want to be fed?"

"Lin Li, you—"

Ding Sihan also looked over upon hearing this, and after finding Lin Li with all four limbs on the ground, her expression was complex, but she was also eager to move.

Lin Li: "(；o_o)?"

Baby, although your voice is very unconfident, you asking me this question really makes people sad.

How ruined has my persona become, which damn thing caused it.

I'm really not Chen Tianming.

"No, you guys continue." Having confirmed the look in their eyes, Lin Li waved his hand and returned to the picnic mat to continue eating under Chen Yuying's slightly confused gaze.

"So what were you doing just now?" Chen Yuying asked.

"Listening to the sounds of the earth, feeling the beauty of nature." Lin Li answered casually.

Chen Yuying tilted her head, obviously not believing it, pursed her lips slightly, but didn't ask further, turned her head, and continued to play with the licking dog in the palm of her hand.

Just relying on Chen Yuying herself, she wouldn't be able to figure out what she was doing just now even if she broke her head.

Lin Li laughed, this is the difference between people.

—Just now he took a look, very good, neither Wangcai nor Laifu had a little chaser.

They are female.

Since they are female, Lin Li has to say a word of motherly advice: if you want to lick, lick, licking dogs will have everything in the end.

If they were male.

Then Lin Li would need ten catties of fine dog meat, cut into fine mince, without a bit of fat, then take ten catties of all-fat dog meat, also cut into fine mince, without any meat visible, and finally ten catties of inch-gold dog cartilage, also chopped into fine mince, without any meat threads.

We YY novel bar friends are like this, even eating the jealousy of male animal friends.

Just kidding, Lin Li was just worried that this dog was really Chen Tianming who provoked a witch and was turned into a dog by the witch, needing to lick ten women's fingers to change back. If it was confirmed that this was the case, Lin Li could help him.

Isn't that what a fairy tale says?

Once upon a time, there was a toad prince who was cursed by a witch and had to be kissed by a princess to get happiness. Finally, a princess didn't care about his ugly appearance, hugged him, and kissed him.

So she became a toad princess, and from then on, the two toads lived happily together and had a nest of tadpoles.

Lin Li doesn't mind kissing Chen Tianming who turned into a dog, but people are another matter.

Because he promised the owner not to feed them too much, Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying finished work not long after. There were places for people and pets to clean up everywhere in the pet park. After washing their hands, the two returned to the picnic mat.

"I'd better sit at Bufan's table. I really can't drink alcohol, AD Calcium Milk, long live."

After taking another sip of the Rio in her hand, Ding Sihan, although not blushing or dizzy, shook her head and said with some disdain.

It seems she is also a child who doesn't like the taste of alcohol.

"Let you not listen to me."

Lin Li sneered upon hearing this, making the Rio can in his hand creak slightly. He, who had been drinking all along, poured the last bit of his bottle into his mouth.

"Ying-bao, it's up to you. Don't worry, after you get drunk, I will also protect you and won't let you fall into Lin Li's clutches." Ding Sihan handed the alcohol to Chen Yuying and said with a giggle.

"Hmm, pushing whoever is pushing, I will also push your butt." Boiling Sheep Lin Li performed stably.

Chen Yuying, who was already used to this sentence, took Ding Sihan's alcohol, shook it in front of her, almost brand new, and then handed her own bottle to Lin Li:

"Two cans are too much for me, Lin Li, you said it, if I can't drink it, you drink it."

"Then give it to me." Lin Li had no objections.

It just so happened that he felt he was still a bit away from being tipsy.

Reaching out to take it, Chen Yuying wore light makeup today, so a faint red lipstick mark was left on the silver mouth of the can.

"I'll go find you a disposable cup..."

Both of their gazes gathered here, Chen Yuying bit her lip and said.

Before she finished speaking, Lin Li raised his head to his mouth, his Adam's apple rolling constantly.

Gulp gulp.

When Lin Li put down the can, one could already hear from the sound of the alcohol shaking in the bottle that there wasn't much left.

"What did you say?" Only then did Lin Li look at Chen Yuying, who had already stood up, and asked.

Whether he really didn't hear it or pretended not to, Chen Yuying was too lazy to expose this fool.

"Nothing." But it was meaningless to look for a cup now, she turned her head away, her face like a peach blossom.

Although it wasn't the first time, the last time didn't have a lipstick mark.

Under psychological suggestion, Chen Yuying felt that Lin Li's lips were a bit redder now.

She is a stunner.

Ptooey ptooey ptooey, she is a person.

Perhaps this counts as a real indirect kiss.

"Ying-bao, your alcohol tolerance is indeed not good, your face turned red so quickly."

Ding Sihan, who had been burying her head in eating, raised her head, poked Chen Yuying's cheek, and said with a giggle.

Chen Yuying: "..."

Chen Yuying lowered her head and gave a soft hmm.

Ding Sihan stopped playing dumb, looked at Lin Li, and raised her eyebrows with a giggle.

Lin Li's expression didn't change, still pretending to be serious, just briefly made a V sign next to his face and stuck out his tongue.

Baby, why don't you look up yet? I'm flirting with your best friend.

Yay, the victim has become Ying-bao.

After eating almost all the food that was best when hot, the remaining snacks and cold dishes like braised beef were fine to eat cold, so the three cleaned up the scene and returned to the off-leash area.

Wangcai and Laifu were truly tamed, as if they intended to follow Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, and welcomed them as soon as they entered.

They didn't fit in with the dog group, and he seriously suspected they were dog traitors, super evil dogs, dogs among dogs, bad dogs.

—The above evaluations all came from Lin Li.

Because while these two beasts were fawning over Chen Yuying and Ding Si, they also took the opportunity to bite Lin Li's pant legs, and would even dodge when Lin Li tried to pet them, expressing their determination that one mountain cannot contain three dogs.

Their female owner saw this and was happy to be idle. She was also chatting and laughing with her friends, just waving at the three.

So the three spread out the picnic mat again under the shade they had originally chosen.

Lin Li put the pillow back and lay down comfortably.

The sunlight brushed over three o'clock in the afternoon like a warm cat's back, the tree shadows flowed into broken gold on his eyelids, and the smell of grass mixed with residual alcohol floated on the tip of his nose.

The girl's laughter nearby rolled over the stream stones like glass beads, mixed with the crisp sound of dog paws breaking dry branches. When the wind brushed past his ears, it was slightly itchy.

Lying on the grass wasn't comfortable, but at this very moment, Lin Li felt a kind of comfort here, like finding a depression in a corner that perfectly matched his body shape.

It was a pity that Bai Bufan and Qu Wanchiu didn't come.

Extremely comfortable, plus counting the nap, he had only slept for more than four hours today. Lin Li felt his eyelids were already slightly heavy, and he would soon fall asleep.

"Why are native dogs so cute when they are young, but get uglier as they grow up?"

Throwing the branch into the distance and letting Laifu pick it up, Ding Sihan muttered to herself.

"One side of water and soil raises one side of people, Ding Sihan, think back, did your neighbors praise you for being cute when you were young?"

Lin Li, who was already slightly drowsy, responded lazily upon hearing this.

"Of course they did, I was super cute when I was young—wait." Ding Sihan even took out her phone, ready to share her childhood photos.

The next second, Ding Sihan, who realized it later: "(；o_o)?"

"Lin Li, what do you mean!!"

"Hiss—my kidney."

Rarely, you know, under normal circumstances, the area where Lin Li and Ding Sihan's feet touched was pants, but today, everything was different—clothes also had this honor.

In pain, Lin Li opened his eyes and looked at Ding Sihan, who was standing beside him, looking down at him, full of anger.

His gaze followed her long legs up, up, and up. Lin Li blinked: "Ding Sihan, you have a double chin."

Ding Sihan: "?!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Lin Li, are you going to die or not!"

"My kidney!!" Under the amplification of the super battle cry, this kick obliterated his kidney.

Fortunately, his cultivation hadn't reached the Golden Core stage yet, otherwise Lin Li felt his Golden Core would be shattered by a kick.

Speaking of which, how is the cultivation realm of the Mountain Green Taoist divided? Is it this classic format? His cultivation method didn't teach him Foundation Establishment either. He would ask when he went to the cultivation world tonight or tomorrow.

Ding Sihan, who kicked Lin Li, then hurriedly used both hands to pinch and support her chin, looking at the black screen of her phone, seemingly wanting to look in a mirror:

"No way, no way... did I eat too much today? But I weighed myself this morning, and it didn't get heavier..."

"What are you panicking about, you dummy," seeing that Ding Sihan was really anxious, Lin Li said with some amusement:

"Sister Ding, you just lowered your head so much, the flesh under your jaw pushed forward, and I was looking up at the limit. And is there a possibility that I used exaggerated rhetoric? Actually, you don't have one at all, I was scaring you, hehe."

If Zhou Baowei stood beside him and looked down at him when Lin Li was lying down, just like Ding Sihan just now, Lin Li felt he could directly see the Nine-Layer Demon Tower.

It can only be said that the guy who was reincarnated as a beard on Baowei is truly blessed. After all, whose beard has the qualifications to live in a high-rise building?

"My kidney!!"

"I helped you say good things and still got kicked, is there any justice, Ding Sihan." S-ha S-ha, Lin Li sighed helplessly, looking at Ding Sihan in front of him.

Especially since Ding Sihan was also wearing jeans today, he couldn't even see her legs.

"You deserve it." Ding Sihan sneered.

However, the perspective just now really inspired Lin Li. After Ding Sihan let him go, Lin Li hurriedly patted the ground in the direction of Chen Yuying, who was sitting and teasing the dog nearby, and waved:

"Puss puss, Squad Leader, here, stand beside me, stand beside me."

Chen Yuying, who had heard the conversation between Lin Li and Ding Sihan, immediately covered her jawline with both hands, took half a step back, and shook her head: "No."

"I beg you, let me see, just take a look."

Seeing this, Lin Li raised his upper body slightly and prayed with his hands together.

Perhaps Chen Yuying was also curious about whether she would have a so-called double chin from an extreme perspective, or perhaps Lin Li, although very perfunctory, really begged. In short, she abandoned the Wangcai that was playing with her and came to Lin Li's side.

Wangcai, who came back with a branch in its mouth and saw a young lady who looked better than its owner, came to the side of that dog that its kind hated, and whined—I seem to be a dog tat.

"Is there a double ch..." Lowering her head, Chen Yuying was about to ask for the result, then her words paused.

—Lin Li's gaze wasn't looking at her face at all.

The lines of her calves wrapped in black over-the-knee socks were straight and smooth, her kneecaps were round and slightly protruding, her thighs showed firm curves when walking, and under the faint marks slightly squeezed by the edge of the socks, her skin glowed with porcelain-like softness in the afternoon sun, and faint blue veins were faintly visible in the back of her knees.

When the skirt was lifted by the wind, the shadow of the pleated skirt swept across the edge of the safety pants, and the ivory white that was a bit brighter was instantly swallowed by the surging skirt.

Can play for many, many years, Lin Li gave a thumbs up.

Chen Yuying: "..."

This guy's whole face was basically sideways, and he even gave a thumbs up, with no intention of covering it up at all.

"Lin Li, where are you looking!" Chen Yuying pressed her skirt with both hands, shyly and feignedly scolded, "I told you to look at the chin!"

Her kidney was kicked again, and she curled up slightly. Lin Li felt he was a bit innocent:

"Looking at the legs, Squad Leader, I called you over just to look at the legs.

What's there to look at with the chin? My Sister Ding can't see it, how could you possibly have one.

Squad Leader, I just discovered that this perspective of looking at legs is invincible. Just now, Ding's legs looked longer than my life, wouldn't it be a huge loss not to use this to look at your legs, Squad Leader?

Now it seems, indeed!"

Lin Li argued with reason and was very confident.

Chen Yuying: "..."

So that was the purpose from the beginning?

However, Chen Yuying immediately felt it was a bit funny.

Lin Li showing such a posture was actually intentional.

He could have been more subtle, but he deliberately tilted his head very much, and his gaze was straight. This was no longer not covering it up, but deliberately making himself look like a pervert.

But his eyes were clear, his expression was natural, and the smile at the corner of his mouth was also refreshing. In short... Chen Yuying wouldn't have any disgusting feelings at all.

Was he really coveting her legs?

Even if she wasn't wearing a skirt today, he would still play such a game, right?

"Squad Leader, can you take off your over-the-knee socks and stand again? The legs I can see are still too few." Seeing Chen Yuying silent, Lin Li asked for an inch after getting a foot with a smile.

If Lin Li could hear Chen Yuying's inner voice, he would probably sigh, "Damn baby, you really understand me, but I like playing this game that can interact with you, but I really covet these legs, slurp slurp."

"No way." Chen Yuying's hands pressing the skirt turned into fists, pressing even tighter. This was all the girl's counterattack.

It seemed that she felt her counterattack was too powerless, so Chen Yuying counterattacked even more powerlessly: "Pervert..."

"Squad Leader, you misunderstood me." Lin Li's voice suddenly became serious, staring into Chen Yuying's eyes, slowly telling his thoughts: "You think I just want to look at your legs?

Wrong, very wrong, wrong to a mess.

What I really want to see is the roads you have walked, I want to see your sadness and helplessness, I want to see your happiness and pain, I try to understand you, see which restaurants you have walked past, which cinemas you have been to, I just want to know which places you like to go to...

I am just a simple and rustic treasure boy who wants to walk with you, Squad Leader."

Lin Li's content was affectionate, his voice was affectionate, his actions were affectionate, it was just that his gaze was a bit too beastly—because halfway through, his gaze shifted from Chen Yuying's eyes to her legs again.

Damn, it seems that besides solid glue, there are thighs that have magnetism in this world.

Chen Yuying: "..."

Chen Yuying pursed her lips, her bright lips moist and shiny, and didn't say anything.

Can't do anything about him.

Perhaps it's because I'm not good at dealing with perverts.

"And also, Class Monitor—" Lin Li, who was lying on his side on the ground with his head propped up by his hand, shrugged, intending to mention something that Chen Yuying herself didn't seem to realize.

However, not wanting to hurt Ding Si's feelings, Lin Li paused here, first glancing at Ding Si, who was playing with both dogs in the distance, and then continued in a voice that she shouldn't be able to hear:

"You asked me to look at your chin, but is there a possibility, Class Monitor, that when you stand straight and look down, I can't see your chin at all."

When Chen Yuying wasn't bending over, Lin Li could make eye contact with her while lying down, and could also see her delicate nose.

But, any lower, Lin Li could only see her milky-white sweater; let alone her chin, he couldn't even see her mouth.

Isn't this making things difficult for people?

Chen Yuying: "..."

Eh?

"Pervert!"

With her cheeks flushed, once she suddenly realized why this was the case, Chen Yuying abruptly hugged her chest, shouted, immediately sat down on the picnic mat, and glared at Lin Li with puffed-up cheeks.

Some passersby heard the noise and looked over, but after realizing it was just eighteen-year-olds flirting, they smiled, sighed that youth is great, and went back to their own business.

Lin Li rubbed his kidney; Chen Yuying had also learned this move, but the kick was too light, not even enough to make him shout "My kidney!"

This time, Lin Li truly felt innocent.

This was an objective evaluation without any personal emotion at all, eh.

"Pervert? What did you do again? Tell me in detail?" Hearing this, Ding Si came back to gossip.

Wangcai and Laifu, who had just returned after picking up sticks: We seem to be two dogs, tat.

"Don't ask about this." Lin Li looked at Ding Si with kindness and concern, his voice unusually gentle.

Ding Si: "?"

What the hell kind of emotion is this.

Feeling a bit scared by this look from Lin Li and getting goosebumps, it only strengthened Ding Si's determination to know the truth, so she turned to pester Chen Yuying instead.

Three minutes later.

"My kidney!!!"

Lin Li, who was satisfied and almost asleep, woke up with a start and screamed.

"Ding Si! Can you kick the other kidney for once? Why only kick this side!! Don't you know about treating both sides equally?" Lin Li was angry.

"Fine, I'll satisfy you!! You flat-chested jerk!"

Ding Si gritted her teeth and switched to the other side; she had some too, alright? You, Lin Li, a guy who has none, what exactly are you being so arrogant about!!

"I didn't mean for you to kick me again! Next time, I meant next time!"

"There's a next time?!"

"I didn't mean there's a next time either, surely... uh, forget it, there's definitely a next time." Lin Li, whose tone had been excited, suddenly became calm and certain.

Ding Si: "?"

"I don't want to lie to you, Ding Zi, can you, for the sake of my honesty—"

"Honesty? I'll let you be disemboweled!"

"My other kidney!!"

"Ding Si, still kicking? I'm angry, I'm telling you, even when I put a screen protector on my phone there were two bubbles, but you—"

Ding Si: "?"

There is a monologue in "Let Me Stay By Your Side": In your life, have you ever risked your life for someone?

Ding Si would have said no before, but now she would say yes.

Ding Si decided to risk her life for Lin Li.

Of course, she was risking his life.

The crime scene.

Lin Li, who had curled up on the ground and resurrected, took out his phone with difficulty—

"Can a kidney be kicked to failure, what are the effects."

"Is grilled kidney delicious."

"Is there really no hope if a girl stops developing at sixteen or seventeen."

(End of chapter)