Chapter 371: Lin Li hopes that after he dies, someone will give him a handful of glutinous rice

If there are five requirements, then... Brother Ziang doesn't seem to have fully met them.

"Male", "College", "Student", "Looks", "Not ugly".

Everyone has been honest with each other, and two of these five are indeed a bit difficult for Brother Ziang.

But this, Lin Li is also helpless.

After all, although he can make the sleeping lion wake up and become bulging, he has no way to make the lion evolve into the Lion King.

What Lin Li is curious about now is another thing: "Brother, then how did Sister Yan, who you mentioned, know about this?"

Haven't seen two people go to the bathroom at the same time.

It couldn't be that the deeds of swimming yesterday have already spread across the country today, right?

Although the Nansang swimming pool doesn't prohibit bringing mobile phones, in fact, not many people really bring them, and there is no reason for the spread to be so fast.

"Of course she doesn't know." Hearing this, Ceng Ziang's mouth twitched with sparks, and his volume raised: "How could I possibly admit it! I rejected her directly!"

"Sister Yan, if it's just these five requirements, of course I fully meet them, even meeting them beyond your imagination, but, please allow me to refuse."

"It's mainly that I can't quite accept this kind of reverse support. I personally prefer to be down-to-earth. I want to break through a piece of sky with my own strength! Soft rice? Sorry, not interested at all!"

"My stomach is very good, the doctor said that eating soft rice is a waste!"

The firm and powerful answer at that time echoed in Ceng Ziang's mind at this moment.

Damn, what else can I do.

I couldn't just take off my pants and scratch my head embarrassedly after hearing the other party's request and say to her "Oh oh~ sister, look, I am a bit fierce, I am not suitable, sorry sorry", right?

I also want face, hey!

This thing called face was already lost yesterday, and it can't be lost again today!

At that time, hearing this answer, Sister Yan not only believed it, but after discovering that Ceng Ziang's moral level was so high, she liked him even more.

That's why in the later sessions, she still followed this "not ugly male college student" and continued to output the offensive of sugar-coated bullets.

This presented the scene Lin Li saw.

Facing these offensives, Ceng Ziang, who had a ghost below, was naturally firm and not tempted at all.

"Brother, you have a message on your phone." Lin Li, who already understood everything, lowered his head and held back his laughter, looking at the phone holder between the two with his peripheral vision, and reminded.

"Help me click it."

"Yan Three Years Old: Ziang, sister really likes you."

"Yan Three Years Old: 'Transfer' 520."

"Yan Three Years Old: After sending your friend away, let's have a meal together tonight?"

After seeing the content of the message clearly, Ceng Ziang's face was ferocious, and the hand gripping the steering wheel showed blue veins.

Grass.

There is a feeling of ten million in front of one's eyes, but one has to turn the steering wheel and miss the ten million.

I even have the heart to die.

Ceng Ziang could only grit his teeth and say desperately: "Lin! Li! Help me return the transfer! And tell her sorry, no! I am the one who! most! does! not! like! soft! rice!"

"Received." Lin Li nodded and did it first,

"However, brother."

Lin Li, who was holding the top handrail tightly to ensure his safety, listened to the whistling wind coming from the window gap and could no longer be calm, and also gritted his teeth:

"Can you stop accelerating! I'm scared! I also don't want to die today!"

Your mother.

He will never take Ceng Ziang's car again!

Night falls.

Lin Li, who returned from school, began to pack up the computer, mobile phone, and other items left in the living room.

Tonight is still going to evening competition tutoring. The school-level selection exam will start on Tuesday night self-study next week.

The interesting things that happened in the afternoon were told to Bai Bufan before evening self-study, and after evening self-study started, they were relayed to Chen Yu.

Chen Yu just listened to it as fun, Bai Bufan was scratching his head, regretting why he went home this week.

If he had known there was such fun to play, he wouldn't have gone back!

When Lin Li finished packing and came out of school, the three takeaways he ordered also arrived one after another.

Carrying these bags, Lin Li spent 20 system currency to purchase an extra departure opportunity this week.

White light flashed.

Lin Li, carrying large and small bags, appeared in the cultivation world. As he became more and more sensitive to spiritual energy, the feeling of being wrapped in spiritual energy also became more comfortable.

Now after taking the "Great Creation Pill", if Lin Li were to choose between being wrapped in spiritual energy or the spring breeze spirit, Lin Li would choose the former.

How comfortable this is, everyone, it goes without saying.

Putting down the things in his hand, Lin Li looked at the Shanqing Taoist who was looking at him, slightly surprised.

Because Lin Li originally thought that when he came back this time, he should be able to see the third dead old man, but let alone the third person, there was only Shanqing Taoist in front of him, and even Deng Wen had disappeared.

"Grandpa, this is takeout, I brought three portions today, you and Senior Deng can share it..." Lin Li walked towards Shanqing Taoist to greet him, then asked with some confusion: "However, where did Senior Deng go?"

"Don't mention him to me! Just give me the takeout, that kind of creature that doesn't even know how to be a person doesn't deserve to eat takeout."

Shanqing Taoist snorted coldly and said unpleasantly.

"Old shameless bastard! How do you have the face to say such things! How many times have I passed the level, but because you grabbed my butt and wouldn't let go, it caused us to die together?"

Not seeing the person, but hearing the voice, Deng Wen's voice suddenly came from heaven and earth, ethereal but containing anger:

"I kindly carried you on the pendulum, but you suddenly let go and caused us to fall into the magma!"

Lin Li turned his head and looked at another inverted mountain—the voice came from there.

Lin Li's eyesight is very good now, but it doesn't mean he can see the scene thousands of meters away.

But fortunately, technology changes life. Now the magnification of mobile phone lenses is already very exaggerated. You have to be careful when pooping on the mountain that someone in the city below will sneak a photo. This distance is not a problem.

Sure enough, when Lin Li took out his phone and started to zoom in on the opposite mountain, he clearly saw Deng Wen.

His phone brand is still "Advertising Space for Rent", easy to use, Lin Li highly recommends it.

"Isn't it because you said let go that I let go? This can also blame me!" Shanqing Taoist widened his eyes and also looked at the opposite mountain, the two arguing across thousands of meters.

"I said 'we might need to let go and fight, if we don't jump together we can't pass', you let go after hearing the first eight words, are you sick!" Deng Wen was even more anxious when he heard this counterattack.

"Are you any better? How many times have you thrown explosives at my head? Every time I asked you to blow up stones, why do you always throw them at my head?"

The originally impassioned Deng Wen's voice suddenly calmed down: "Oh this, this is intentional."

Shanqing Taoist: "?"

In an instant, Shanqing Taoist also disappeared in front of Lin Li, and the sound of fighting came from not far away.

Lin Li also completely understood the current situation: the boat of friendship between the two seemed to have capsized because of playing games.

Friends who often play games all night in internet cafes know that playing games generally has three stages: "bold words", "gibberish", and "silence".

And once playing games all night enters "silence" and keeps it until the end, then when eating breakfast after the game, five people can even sit at five tables.

Sure enough, the computer page still showed the game failure page.

However, the one he recommended wasn't a competitive game, how did they play a cooperative one.

The two's fighting didn't last long. After all, Lin Li was present, and soon, the two returned to this mountain together.

"Senior Deng, this is the thing promised to you, all brought, mobile phones and computers are double copies, the extra one is prepared for the other senior who hasn't woken up yet."

After Deng Wen appeared, the urgency in his eyes Lin Li saw very clearly, so he said with a smile immediately.

"Thank you very much." The next moment, whether it was the computer or the mobile phone, they flew in front of Deng Wen, and he cherished them.

Shanqing Taoist walked over and also wanted to see, but as soon as his hand stretched out, he was bounced away by sword energy.

The old man shook his head and made a sound of disgust.

Then Deng Wen waved his hand, and a large number of Qingxiao flowers flew from all over the world, neatly divided into "flowers" and "leaves", floating beside Deng Wen.

"Lin Li, this is the 'Qingxiao Flower' I collected from other mountains after you left. The number born in a hundred years can be considered abundant."

"With these, whether it is in the present world or other worlds that the Divine Ability will take you to, you can safely use them as consumables, enough for a long time."

Looking at the volume of flowers and leaves floating on both sides of Deng Wen, Lin Li pursed his lips: "But senior, my storage ring can't hold so many..."

Lin Li has been a bit negligent in chiseling the ring during this time, after all, there are too many other things to be busy with.

But even if he chiseled all the time, he couldn't hold so many. The "Qiankun Ring" is harder to reclaim as it goes on, and it is ultimately an extremely inferior magic treasure. And the sword energy on the "Qingxiao Flower" flowers and leaves is sealed by Deng Wen. After being put into the storage ring, because of the fully enclosed static environment, it can be maintained.

But once you don't care about anything and put it in the bedroom in reality, it will eventually dissipate because there is no spiritual energy to maintain the seal.

And their power, Lin Li has seen.

If you find that your home is gone after going home one day, you will be honest.

"Is that so..." Deng Wen raised his eyebrows upon hearing this, and felt that his consideration was less, so he could only apologize: "Then you take away as much as you can, and I will help you store the rest. After you finish using the part in your hand, come and get it."

"Okay, thank you Senior Deng." Lin Li nodded.

"In the present world for a few days, are there any problems with cultivation? If so, ask now, I'm already a bit impatient."

Deng Wen rubbed the mobile phone and computer in front of him and asked Lin Li with a smile.

"Yes, senior, however, before the cultivation problem, I have a magic treasure that might need you to help me look at,"

After the words fell, Lin Li manifested the "Lihuo Sword-Raising Gourd": "Senior, this is a new magic treasure that the Divine Ability recently gave me, named 'Lihuo Sword-Raising Gourd', I want to ask how to use it, how to refine it..."

Deng Wen moved to Lin Li and picked up the "Lihuo Sword-Raising Gourd".

After playing with it and watching it for a while, he nodded in approval:

"Good magic treasure, this sword-raising gourd quality is very high, whether it is its initial innate gourd, or the acquired refining process applied later, the inscribed array and the auxiliary heavenly materials and earthly treasures are all very good."

Lin Li was naturally happy to see this.

"Lin Li, it seems these flowers and leaves have a place to go. Compared to any storage ring, the sword-raising gourd is more suitable for storing these Qingxiao flowers and leaves, and the two can even complement each other."

"As for your question, the sword-raising gourd has many uses, and this quality of sword-raising gourd is even more so."

"The core is naturally 'nurturing flying swords', which is the most basic and most important function."

"It can not only repair flying sword damage, but also improve flying sword quality and refine impurities. It's a pity that Lin Li, you don't have a thing that can be called a flying sword on you for the time being."

The "Invisible Sword" is extremely low-class in Deng Wen's eyes, and he is not willing to call it a flying sword at all.

"But now that you only have the 'Invisible Sword', just deposit its spiritual body inside on weekdays. The 'Invisible Sword' will also have the attributes of Lihuo, and with time, it will be tempered and changed, its power will be amazing, and it will have additional restraint effects on prohibitions, evil spirits, and ghosts."

"Secondly, it is storage. Whether it is mortal objects or treasures, they can be stored in it. Inside, there are conventional spaces and main tempering spaces. Lin Li, yours can also absorb and store spiritual energy, and the storage capacity is definitely not small."

"In addition, the sword-raising gourd can nurture sword energy and sword intent. As the master of the magic treasure, you can seal your own sword energy, sword intent, and even sword evil in the gourd space for nurturing. After long-term nurturing in the gourd environment, it will have the attribute bonus of the gourd itself."

"Using sword moves in the future, if you first call the sword energy and sword intent in the gourd, the power will naturally double."

"These are the most basic functions, yours also has other functions,"

Deng Wen touched and identified the array patterns inscribed outside the "Lihuo Sword-Raising Gourd", and then introduced to Lin Li:

"In time, when your spiritual sense is clear, when you can immerse your mind in it, it will help you understand sword dao, improve your realm, and nurture sword heart and sword soul."

"In addition, it can be used as a defensive magic treasure to block attacks, and it is a natural restraint against fire and water attribute attacks. If there is an attack that exceeds its bearing limit, this bottle mouth jade will break first to remind you, and it will not hurt the gourd itself at all. Before this, there is no need to worry when using it."

"Finally, this array description means it should have an artifact spirit, but now it seems there is none when checking. I don't know if the artifact spirit was wiped out by your Divine Ability or what. This point can only be explored by you, the master."

"..."

Deng Wen taught Lin Li the highest efficiency refining of the sword-raising gourd after dripping blood to recognize the master, as well as how to use and trigger each array on its top and inside (Deng Wen couldn't explore, Lin Li told him after exploring), and how to distinguish the space inside.

Another small notebook was written down.

There are more and more things he has to learn and see.

But it is definitely something to be glad about. After all, if there were no Deng Wen, if he wanted to figure out this "Lihuo Sword-Raising Gourd" and use it, he would be afraid that he would have to pay several times the effort, and in the end, he would only use a few most basic functions.

According to Deng Wen's teaching, Lin Li prioritized mastering the storage function.

The space inside is indeed large, with a full thousand cubic meters, filled with the breath of Lihuo. Now Lin Li's mind is immersed in it for a while, and he will only feel his brain being burned.

Compared with the "Qiankun Ring", this space size instantly looks like a wild Pikachu.

But it can't be completely denied, the "Qiankun Ring" ultimately has a volume advantage, the sword-raising gourd target is too big, in reality, the ring is still easier to use.

All the Qingxiao flowers and leaves in front of him were collected into this space, and their seals were directly untied.

Then Lin Li gave the gourd directly to Deng Wen, watching him disappear and reappear—the gourd in his hand was gone.

"It's already placed on the opposite side, tell me when you leave, I'll help you get it back."

"Thank you senior."

—The sword-raising gourd is also inscribed with a gathering spirit array, and it is automatically running, which can absorb spiritual energy from heaven and earth by itself. It is not good to be on the same mountain as Lin Li, affecting the absorption speed of both sides.

Lin Li is also very satisfied with this function. If it can be filled inside, even if he can't come to the cultivation world for a long time, he won't worry about spiritual energy resources if he uses them sparingly.

The problems accumulated in these few days didn't take Deng Wen a few minutes.

Then, the liberated Deng Wen immediately started studying his electronic equipment.

And Lin Li didn't forget his original intention, came to the side of Shanqing Taoist, replaced the flamethrower with a new gas cylinder, and prepared to complete the mission today.

Then, spray fire, absorb spiritual energy.

【Mission 4 completed】

The progress of the warm mission had already passed two-thirds last time, so after a few hours, the good news came as promised.

【You have received the reward: Physical improvement: Fire resistance increased by 50%; Random system-oriented prop*1; System currency*100.】

【You have received "Mall Mechanism · Probability Specification"】

【"Mall Mechanism · Probability Specification":

After using this prop, when refreshing products in the mall, there is a certain probability that "refresh" will change to "directional refresh". When using "directional refresh", you can provide a keyword to the system, and then the column will necessarily refresh products related to the keyword.

The initial trigger probability is 10%. Each time the effect is not triggered, it increases by 10%. After the effect is triggered, it resets to 10%.】

Lin Li raised his eyebrows, "directional refresh", quite useful, and it is a mechanism, not a one-time thing.

In the case that this probability will accumulate, triggering is still quite easy.

Not bad.

【You have used "Mall Mechanism · Probability Specification", the mall has added a new mechanism.】

Then Lin Li looked at the system panel, and as expected, a new mission appeared.

【In the twilight of life, I got long-lost happiness and warmth. My wishes and hopes before death have been fulfilled. There is nothing left but the aftermath. Then, send the Buddha to the west, help him one last time.】

【Mission triggered!】

【Mission 2: After the old man dies, personally and seriously hold a funeral for him and set up a tombstone.】

【Mission reward: Title: Old Friend; Physical improvement: Lifespan increased by 20%; Random system-oriented prop*1; System currency*100.】

【Old Friend: When wearing this title, the older the person, the harder it is to have hostility towards you. When the age exceeds one hundred, as long as you have not subjectively caused harm to the other party, the other party cannot harm you.】

The reward has a title, it seems it is also the last one in the series of missions related to Shanqing Taoist.

The mission should not be difficult.

After all, Shanqing Taoist is already dead, he just needs to hold a funeral for him and carve a tombstone.

As long as he says it is a Divine Ability mission, the other party will definitely cooperate with him.

Prepare the materials after going back this time, and it should be completed next time he comes.

"Grandpa, have you considered a funeral?" Lin Li threw the flamethrower aside and asked Shanqing Taoist, "Do you have any preferences, such as what process, what eulogy."

"Funeral?" Shanqing Taoist was stunned upon hearing this, "Lin Li, why did you suddenly ask this?"

"Oh, grandpa, my Divine Ability..." Lin Li spoke frankly.

"So that's it, then grandpa will think about it carefully." Shanqing Taoist didn't find it strange why this Divine Ability wanted to hold a funeral for himself, just pondered for a moment, and actually scratched his head in confusion.

—For a moment, there really was no idea.

Dead is dead.

So Shanqing Taoist looked at Lin Li, trying to seek inspiration: "Lin Li, grandpa doesn't know what he likes for a while, have you considered your funeral? What do you hope those people will say to you at that time?"

"Yes."

"What?"

"Eh, holy crap! Did Lin Li just move! Holy crap! Lin Li is really moving! Everyone! Don't offer wreaths anymore! Corpse fraud! I have a handful of glutinous rice!" Lin Li answered vividly and excitedly.

Shanqing Taoist: "?"

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 372 =====