Chapter 483: Customer Service Little Lin is very unhappy to serve you

Just a moment ago, Wu Lifeng, who was still sighing in his heart that Lin Li made sense and was so flavorful, was now stunned in his seat, looking up at Lin Li and Qin Xuan, who were looking at the elders at the table with smiling faces, with slightly hollow eyes.

He even forgot to chew.

As for the others present...

As everyone knows, no elder can refuse this kind of "sensibility" from Lin Li and Qin Xuan.

You know, in past banquets, they only demanded or hoped that the younger generation would respect the traditional culture of the wine table and banquet to make toasts and greetings. Even so, they would usually get a polite refusal from the younger generation, and even if they agreed, it was mostly reluctant.

But today, what virtue or ability did they have to see these two children take the initiative to join the culture?

Therefore, everyone at the table was stunned when they heard this, and then immediately laughed and cooperated happily.

They said "good, good, good," either stood up, or hurriedly poured wine for themselves or the people next to them, and would stare at other people's glasses, saying "Ah Xuan and the others took the initiative to toast, you only drank this much" and other persuading-to-drink terminology.

In short, because Lin Li and Qin Xuan stood up, they also happily followed suit, so everyone stood up.

Oh.

Not everyone.

By the time Wu Lifeng realized what the scene was—

His upturned head slowly lowered, and at the same time, the hand holding the chopsticks began to tremble slightly.

"Cough cough!! Cough cough cough—"

Maybe he wanted to vomit blood, in short, Wu Lifeng started coughing, but to prevent all the food in his mouth from being coughed out, he could only cover his mouth with his hand, coughing muffledly in his seat.

Lin Li ovo: "A toast to everyone! And even more to Brother He and Sister-in-law Liu!"

Qin Xuan ovo: "A hundred years of harmony! Give birth to a precious child early! Happy every day!"

Elders at this table: "Good, good, good!!"

Being in a hall, and without lowering their voices, other tables in the hall could naturally hear the movement at this table.

Fang Qihe, who was at the main table, looked at the table where Lin Li and the others had all stood up, and after hearing their blessings, he, who was already preparing to start the round of toasts at each table, patted Yu Liu's arm, and the two stood up, returning the toast to this table from afar.

Both parents followed suit, their faces showing no embarrassment or abruptness, but rather a satisfied smile at this atmosphere.

For the older generation, holding a banquet is often for face and atmosphere.

And when guests at other tables saw the scene where other relatives at the main table also stood up with the parents of both sides, it was naturally inappropriate for them to sit down, so the sound of chairs pushing and pulling filled the hall.

Do-mi-no bones.

Everyone had already stood up, just waiting for a teacher.

And at this moment, when he found someone out of place, Lin Li's uncle, that is, Wu Lifeng's father, frowned at his ignorant son, lowered his voice slightly, and urged him impatiently:

"Feng, what are you doing? Stand up."

Wu Lifeng: "..."

He didn't look up, his cheeks working hard in small, slight movements.

Damn mouth, chew faster for me!!

Chew with all your might, hey!

The reason Wu Lifeng didn't spit the food out directly wasn't because he felt it was inelegant.

It was just that he discovered one thing: when the amount of food is large to a certain extent, and the roots of the vegetables are connected together, it's like a light bulb held in the mouth; it can't be swallowed for a while, but it can't be spat out either.

"Feng! Lifeng!" Uncle was still outputting.

At this very moment, Wu Lifeng had a feeling that he was in a park in the United States.

Lin Li, wearing a baseball uniform, and his follower Qin Xuan beside him, were doing a Thomas spin while mocking him:

"Hey, listen, Wu Lifeng, this weekend we are going to hold a super cool standing party, all the popular figures in the school will attend, stand with us."

"Oh, guess who wasn't invited?"

"It's you! Freak! You look like my grandma's burnt apple pie! So you can't stand with us!"

That's how he was bullied!!

But he couldn't not stand up anymore. Wu Lifeng could only burn everything while trying to chew, standing up with his head down, and at the same time picking up his wine glass filled with drinks.

His peripheral vision stared resentfully at the two.

But the two seemed to be completely unaware, determined not to look at him even once.

They were even setting the pace:

"Another toast to the newlyweds—",

"A toast—"

Wu Lifeng naturally could only follow the action of drinking.

"Thank you, thank you!!" After several rounds of collective toasts, Fang Qihe smiled and raised his hands to press down, "Thank you everyone, everyone sit down and eat slowly, it's time for Yu Liu and me to toast everyone."

Only then did everyone sit down.

"Sister Xuan, I suddenly remembered that there is an evening self-study tonight, I have to go to class first, see you at New Year's." Before his butt had landed on the chair, Lin Li suddenly activated a "Reading Heart."

Unfortunately, his right wrist had already been grabbed.

Lin Li turned his head.

The resentment of a red-clothed fierce ghost level burst out in his cousin's eyes.

"Brother, what's wrong?" Lin Li smiled ingratiatingly.

Wu Lifeng didn't speak, just stared blankly.

"Brother, if you don't speak, I'll go first, I really have something urgent."

"Brother, speak up?"

Wu Lifeng sneered: "I (chew chew chew) have (chew chew chew) in my mouth, how (chew chew chew) can I speak?"

"Brother, this is the stomach-digesting tablet I originally prepared to donate to Africa, I'll give it to you now."

Knowing that escape was hopeless, Lin Li sat back down in a "let it rot" manner, took a board of stomach-digesting tablets out of his pocket, handed them to Wu Lifeng, and said with a smile.

Finally, another half minute passed, and the things in his mouth were chewed to the point where they could be completely swallowed. Accompanied by the rolling of his Adam's apple, they began the journey toward poop.

Wu Lifeng let out a long sigh of relief. Only then did he feel that he had come alive.

Unfortunately, the elders were all present now. Wu Lifeng, who found that he couldn't even kill anyone, could only press his left hand hard on Lin Li's thigh and said grimly in a low voice:

"Lin Li, have you become rich recently?"

Lin Li: "Oh o. o? Brother, how did you discover that I have become a multi-millionaire?"

Could it be that you also have a system?

Wu Lifeng gritted his teeth: "Because I found that you have a special affinity with wealth and money now, occupying half of it, you are especially cheap!!!"

"You flatter me, Brother," Lin Li scratched his head shyly when he heard this, not daring to take all the credit alone, and pointed to Qin Xuan beside him:

"Actually, Sister Xuan is the mastermind. This was originally her method to harm me, but after finding out that I was smarter, she gave up, but she didn't want the idea to be wasted, so she..."

Wu Lifeng: "So I'm the stupid one, right o_o."

I'm so stupid... really... how could I believe what Lin Li said...

From today on, I must be elegant when eating! I must chew slowly!

Qin Xuan on the side frowned slightly when she heard this: "What mastermind? I don't understand what you are talking about. Eating a big mouthful is very refreshing. Miaomiao, come, take a big mouthful."

Qin Xuan fed a big mouthful of food to Miaomiao, which was also a big mouthful for him.

After Miaomiao chewed for a long time and finally swallowed: "Thank you, are there any more?"

Qin Xuan looked at Wu Lifeng and nodded, not speaking, but silence was better than sound at this moment.

—Look, this is normal.

Wu Lifeng: "..."

When Lin Li brought Qin Xuan to play when he was a child, he should have participated more.

Two fists are no match for four hands. Wu Lifeng looked at his plate expressionlessly and shook his head sadly:

"I will never laugh again..." ===== CHAPTER 484 =====