Good news, I transmigrated—into Terra. Bad news, it’s Holy Terra. “Did I just jump into the Warhammer universe?” Alvin exclaims, thrilled to discover he can hop between Warhammer and the countless heavens and realms! So he decides to give the myriad heavens a tiny, billion‑fold Warhammer shock!

Trisolaran warship: “I have no idea, our Droplet just arrived on Earth, and suddenly there are hundreds of two‑meter‑tall hulks shouting something about the Emperor, leaping in, and then slashing anyone they see!”

Xenomorph: “My mistake, I should never have messed with those monsters shouting ‘Waaaag’!”

Umbrella: “What tyrant? I want a Thunder Warrior!”

Alvin: “Trading with you was a courtesy; since you won’t return the favor, don’t blame me when I turn hostile. Come on, load the big cannon—there’s a heretic here, extermination order!